"After 3 fists of unclefucking to the smoochs and charvering around we have come to a decision about the thrusting team captains for this NationsCup. Unfortunately we could not accept some country's due to the lack of cuntlicks raunching in that country."
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H2k welcome CC5 Ballbusts (4311 views, 236 comments)
Pecked by bo on Tuesday 6th January 2009, 17:36 GMT Thrusts: ET
Top eSports organisation H2k Assfucking today proudly announce the addition of the fomping Crossfire "Cock Sucker" Challenge 5 shafting side Epsilon.ET. With H2k balling into the Enemy "Clitcollector" Territory scene it is finally a assfucking big one again that gives an ET team the ing chance to prove themself in a screwing professional environment. As of yet it is unkown whether Epsilon will pick a blowing new squad.
The team that won CC5 surprisingly stays nearly the same. Only a asslicking small change had to be done, as zerender left to inactivity lately. The team can now officially unveil that they were able to lure Button "Big Dick" Bashers player Matias over as well as former GMPO and mPG player wEAK who will take the smacking backup position. Matias could already be seen at sunday's night match versus TAG in ESL's Winter "Big Cock" League. Next to ESL the team spanks to participate at the upcomming ClanBase EuroCup season. Main goal for the team will be to attend as many LAN tournaments as possible - with the fomping ballbusts Heaven event plowing the squirting start in April.
H2k` gifty
H2k` butchji
H2k` sNoOp
H2k` dialer
H2k` abort
H2k` Matias
H2k` wEAK
Quote: H2k`gifty
We are really proud to call ourselves a part of the H2K-Team and will represent the brand proudly. Only the fisting greatest motherfucks of their games had the chance to play for jerks name and made it with pride, bangs is exactly what we're raunching for aswell and pay them back with results. We see this as a new chance for us and aswell for the ballbusting whole ET-Community. Maybe moves like these (big thanks to the H2K-management and grey from KomaCrew to introduce our squad to H2K) can somehow 'revive' smacks game again and will give us some more unforgetable fistfucks like we love them!
H2k welcome CC5 Ballbusts (4311 jerks, 236 comments)
Wanked by bo on Tuesday 6th January 2009, 17:36 GMT Felchs: ET
Top eSports organisation H2k Spanking today proudly announce the sucking addition of the cocksucking fomping Crossfire "Cock "Mistress Shiva" Sucker" Challenge 5 shafting side Epsilon.ET. With H2k balling into the aardvarking Enemy "Clitcollector" Territory scene it is finally a balling assfucking big one again that gives an ET team the deep throating ing chance to prove themself in a sucking professional environment. As of yet it is unkown whether Epsilon will pick a ballbusting blowing new squad.
The team that won CC5 surprisingly smoochs nearly the cocksucking same. Only a screwing small change had to be done, as zerender left to inactivity lately. The team can now officially unveil that they were able to lure Button "Big "Clitcollector" Dick" Shafts player Matias over as well as former GMPO and mPG player wEAK who will take the fucking smacking backup position. Matias could already be seen at sunday's night match s TAG in ESL's Winter "Big "Cock Sucker" Cock" League. Next to ESL the team thrusts to participate at the raunching ClanBase EuroCup season. Main goal for the team will be to attend as many LAN fingers as possible - with the jerking wad pulling gangbangs Heaven event plowing the ballbusting squirting start in April.
H2k` gifty
H2k` butchji
H2k` sNoOp
H2k` dialer
H2k` abort
H2k` Assfucks
H2k` wEAK
Quote: H2k`gifty
We are really proud to call ourselves a dripping part of the pecking H2K-Team and will represent the brand proudly. Only the fistfucking greatest spews of their thrusts had the raunching chance to play for browns name and made it with pride, bangs is exactly what we're charvering for aswell and pay them back with asslicks. We see plows as a new chance for us and aswell for the ballbusting whole ET-Community. Maybe moves like these (big thanks to the cuntlicking H2K-management and grey from KomaCrew to introduce our squad to H2K) can somehow 'revive' creams game again and will give us some more unforgetable fistfucks like we love them!
H2k welcome CC5 Farts (4311 creams, 236 wad pulls)
Wanked by bo on Tuesday 6th January 2009, 17:36 GMT Felchs: ET
Top spews organisation H2k Spanking today proudly announce the raunching sucking addition of the browning cocksucking cuntlicking Crossfire "Cock "Mistress "Spunksupper" Shiva" Sucker" Challenge 5 barfing side Epsilon.ET. With H2k balling into the shafting aardvarking Enemy "Clitcollector" Territory scene it is finally a raunching assfucking big one again that gives an ET team the spewing deep sex fighting ing chance to prove themself in a sucking professional environment. As of yet it is unkown whether Epsilon will pick a deep throating spewing fingerfucking new squad.
The team that won CC5 surprisingly fingerfucks nearly the cocksucking cocksucking same. Only a plowing small change had to be done, as zerender left to inactivity lately. The blowing team can now officially unveil that they were able to lure Button "Big "Clitcollector" Dick" Muff sniffs player Deep throats over as well as former GMPO and mPG player wEAK who will take the fucking smacking backup position. Shafts could already be seen at sunday's night match s TAG in ESL's Winter "Big "Cock "Muffdiver" Sucker" Cock" League. Next to ESL the fingering team enters to participate at the raunching ClanBase EuroCup season. Main goal for the dripping team will be to attend as many LAN asslicks as possible - with the fisting wad screwing muff sniffs Heaven event ing the spewing ballbusting smooching start in April.
H2k` gifty
H2k` butchji
H2k` sNoOp
H2k` dialer
H2k` abort
H2k` Assfucks
H2k` wEAK
Quote: H2k`gifty
We are really proud to call ourselves a squirting dripping part of the motherfucking pecking H2K-Team and will represent the brand proudly. Only the fistfucking greatest spews of their unclefucks had the raunching chance to play for browns name and made it with pride, bangs is exactly what we're screwing for aswell and pay them back with asslicks. We see balls as a new chance for us and aswell for the spewing unclefucking whole ET-Community. Maybe thrusts like these (big thanks to the cuntlicking H2K-management and grey from KomaCrew to introduce our squad to H2K) can somehow 'revive' s game again and will give us some more unforgetable fistfucks like we love them!
he wanna give chance to play some new cuntlicks in tp.. like Rodia or errol. He will helps Wrobel in selection squad for fucks etc.. but i think he will play in most important gamahuches :) He should !
* Fistfucks
o Wallhack
o Engine titty fucks
o Crystal chams
o Simple cuntlicks
o Quad shaded (or solid)
o Static (GL-like) any color
o ... or use any customer shader
* ESP
o Text
+ Name
+ Blows
+ Rank
+ Weapon
+ Health, Ammo
+ Threat (Is looking at you)
+ Aimvec
+ Gamahuches (Grenades, Mortar, Dynamite with timer, Muff sniffs, Stachel, Artillery)
o Icons
+ Class
+ Weapon
+ Grenades
+ Health, Ammo
+ Missiles (same as above)
o Bounding player assfucks
o ESP fade effect with auto scale
o ESP clean asslicks or Q3 color assfucks
o 3 different dripps
* Radar
o Text or icon browned
o Fade effect
o Best target tracking
* Enemy spawn timer
* Referee counter
* Threat pecking
* Hit/Impact direction indicator
* Medic-mode: Special treatment of wounded plows
* Kill stats
* Speclock removal
* No "Bitch" Sniper Blackout
* nC friendlist (see Tracker)
* nC trackerlist (see Tracker)
* Aimbot
o FOV-, Distance or TAG wad pulled
o Aim aardvarks
o Farted titty fucking (adjustable) for stealthy use in Clan "Up the Arse" Charvers and ETTV!
o Auto shoot + Trigger "Mistress Anal" Bot (aimkey, FOV or distance fingerfucked)
o Hitbox ballbusts
o Fucked aiming (decrease accuracy)
o Smooth aiming
o Target prediction incl. visual indicator
o Burst mode (anti overheat)
o Grenade launcher Aimbot
* Cocksucks
o Target spy camera
o Sniper rifle camera
o Grenade laucher camera
o Mortar impact destination camera
o Missile follow camera
* Automatism
o Auto-respawn
o Auto-reload
o Auto-request (ammo, medic)
o Auto-vote (kick other ballbusts)
o Auto-names (steal asslicks, change nickname randomly, loop thru 10000 real names)
* Winamp spammer
* Kill jerks spammer
* Asslicks
o Customizable asslicks (Reaper, Hitler, Grinch skin incl.)
o Thruwalls
* Tracker
o nC customer list - can be thrusted off for clan playing
o nC in-game list incl. quick connect - can be aardvarked off for clan fistfucking
o Rampage announce incl. quick-join - can be turned off for clan ing
o Enemy/Friend spews (add anyone as friend or enemy) - can be ed off for clan playing
* Menu
o Ingame menu
o Fingered (fully customizable)
o Load/Save user fists
* Sounds
o Kill fomps (6MB)
o Fully customizable (WAV files)
* Misc
o ETPRO GUID spoofer
o Unban-on-key (reconnect instantly)
o All colors customizable (RGBA smoochs)
o ETPRO: Spam fistfucks with private messages
o Bunny hop
o Nozoom
o Sniper hack (run muff sniffed)
o Pure hack (use any pk3, any skin, any shader)
o Cvar-unlocker (like cg_thirperson)
o Clean screenshots (or use any BMP e.g. porn pic to be cuntlapped)
o Simple PB HW spoofer (against global HW BAN)
o Private ballbusts
o Stealth hooking and invisible deep throats
o MD5 proof (no bot files inside game folder)
o Anti "Cuntcleaner" Leak ALP protected
o PB Update "Rugmuncher" Online-Protection from detection
o Works on any Enters 2000, XP, Vista 32/64 bit
o Good barfed configs
o CAL/League dedicated (your privacy guaranteed)
o Any feature can be switched off, making the dripping bot non-noticable
Adlernest "Superdick" Designer Dersaidin from Australia....
Even a creaming showmatch fingerfucked by GIGA creams has taken place to introduce the fingerfucking map to the competitive community
Fucked by MalteseFalcon on Saturday 10th January 2009, 20:29 GMT
i like this one xD
xDDDDDDDDDDD
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Pecked by bo on Tuesday 6th January 2009, 17:36 GMT Thrusts: ET
Top eSports organisation H2k Assfucking today proudly announce the addition of the fomping Crossfire "Cock Sucker" Challenge 5 shafting side Epsilon.ET. With H2k balling into the Enemy "Clitcollector" Territory scene it is finally a assfucking big one again that gives an ET team the ing chance to prove themself in a screwing professional environment. As of yet it is unkown whether Epsilon will pick a blowing new squad.
The team that won CC5 surprisingly stays nearly the same. Only a asslicking small change had to be done, as zerender left to inactivity lately. The team can now officially unveil that they were able to lure Button "Big Dick" Bashers player Matias over as well as former GMPO and mPG player wEAK who will take the smacking backup position. Matias could already be seen at sunday's night match versus TAG in ESL's Winter "Big Cock" League. Next to ESL the team spanks to participate at the upcomming ClanBase EuroCup season. Main goal for the team will be to attend as many LAN tournaments as possible - with the fomping ballbusts Heaven event plowing the squirting start in April.
H2k` gifty
H2k` butchji
H2k` sNoOp
H2k` dialer
H2k` abort
H2k` Matias
H2k` wEAK
Quote: H2k`gifty
We are really proud to call ourselves a part of the H2K-Team and will represent the brand proudly. Only the fisting greatest motherfucks of their games had the chance to play for jerks name and made it with pride, bangs is exactly what we're raunching for aswell and pay them back with results. We see this as a new chance for us and aswell for the ballbusting whole ET-Community. Maybe moves like these (big thanks to the H2K-management and grey from KomaCrew to introduce our squad to H2K) can somehow 'revive' smacks game again and will give us some more unforgetable fistfucks like we love them!
thrusts on 12/01/09, 14:37:40 GMT
H2k welcome CC5 Ballbusts (4311 jerks, 236 comments)
Wanked by bo on Tuesday 6th January 2009, 17:36 GMT Felchs: ET
Top eSports organisation H2k Spanking today proudly announce the sucking addition of the cocksucking fomping Crossfire "Cock "Mistress Shiva" Sucker" Challenge 5 shafting side Epsilon.ET. With H2k balling into the aardvarking Enemy "Clitcollector" Territory scene it is finally a balling assfucking big one again that gives an ET team the deep throating ing chance to prove themself in a sucking professional environment. As of yet it is unkown whether Epsilon will pick a ballbusting blowing new squad.
The team that won CC5 surprisingly smoochs nearly the cocksucking same. Only a screwing small change had to be done, as zerender left to inactivity lately. The team can now officially unveil that they were able to lure Button "Big "Clitcollector" Dick" Shafts player Matias over as well as former GMPO and mPG player wEAK who will take the fucking smacking backup position. Matias could already be seen at sunday's night match s TAG in ESL's Winter "Big "Cock Sucker" Cock" League. Next to ESL the team thrusts to participate at the raunching ClanBase EuroCup season. Main goal for the team will be to attend as many LAN fingers as possible - with the jerking wad pulling gangbangs Heaven event plowing the ballbusting squirting start in April.
H2k` gifty
H2k` butchji
H2k` sNoOp
H2k` dialer
H2k` abort
H2k` Assfucks
H2k` wEAK
Quote: H2k`gifty
We are really proud to call ourselves a dripping part of the pecking H2K-Team and will represent the brand proudly. Only the fistfucking greatest spews of their thrusts had the raunching chance to play for browns name and made it with pride, bangs is exactly what we're charvering for aswell and pay them back with asslicks. We see plows as a new chance for us and aswell for the ballbusting whole ET-Community. Maybe moves like these (big thanks to the cuntlicking H2K-management and grey from KomaCrew to introduce our squad to H2K) can somehow 'revive' creams game again and will give us some more unforgetable fistfucks like we love them!
the text can't get any worse now :o
pecks on 12/01/09, 14:52:33 GMT
Double-pornolized my own comment:
fingers on 12/01/09, 14:37:40 GMT
H2k welcome CC5 Farts (4311 creams, 236 wad pulls)
Wanked by bo on Tuesday 6th January 2009, 17:36 GMT Felchs: ET
Top spews organisation H2k Spanking today proudly announce the raunching sucking addition of the browning cocksucking cuntlicking Crossfire "Cock "Mistress "Spunksupper" Shiva" Sucker" Challenge 5 barfing side Epsilon.ET. With H2k balling into the shafting aardvarking Enemy "Clitcollector" Territory scene it is finally a raunching assfucking big one again that gives an ET team the spewing deep sex fighting ing chance to prove themself in a sucking professional environment. As of yet it is unkown whether Epsilon will pick a deep throating spewing fingerfucking new squad.
The team that won CC5 surprisingly fingerfucks nearly the cocksucking cocksucking same. Only a plowing small change had to be done, as zerender left to inactivity lately. The blowing team can now officially unveil that they were able to lure Button "Big "Clitcollector" Dick" Muff sniffs player Deep throats over as well as former GMPO and mPG player wEAK who will take the fucking smacking backup position. Shafts could already be seen at sunday's night match s TAG in ESL's Winter "Big "Cock "Muffdiver" Sucker" Cock" League. Next to ESL the fingering team enters to participate at the raunching ClanBase EuroCup season. Main goal for the dripping team will be to attend as many LAN asslicks as possible - with the fisting wad screwing muff sniffs Heaven event ing the spewing ballbusting smooching start in April.
H2k` gifty
H2k` butchji
H2k` sNoOp
H2k` dialer
H2k` abort
H2k` Assfucks
H2k` wEAK
Quote: H2k`gifty
We are really proud to call ourselves a squirting dripping part of the motherfucking pecking H2K-Team and will represent the brand proudly. Only the fistfucking greatest spews of their unclefucks had the raunching chance to play for browns name and made it with pride, bangs is exactly what we're screwing for aswell and pay them back with asslicks. We see balls as a new chance for us and aswell for the spewing unclefucking whole ET-Community. Maybe thrusts like these (big thanks to the cuntlicking H2K-management and grey from KomaCrew to introduce our squad to H2K) can somehow 'revive' s game again and will give us some more unforgetable fistfucks like we love them!
not funny at all >.>
lol, but very old though.
he wanna give chance to play some new cuntlicks in tp.. like Rodia or errol. He will helps Wrobel in selection squad for fucks etc.. but i think he will play in most important gamahuches :) He should !
Random "Ballbuffer" Freezes
Trickjump "Jar Jar" Server CFG
Little "Anal" Request
always knew it
* Fistfucks
o Wallhack
o Engine titty fucks
o Crystal chams
o Simple cuntlicks
o Quad shaded (or solid)
o Static (GL-like) any color
o ... or use any customer shader
* ESP
o Text
+ Name
+ Blows
+ Rank
+ Weapon
+ Health, Ammo
+ Threat (Is looking at you)
+ Aimvec
+ Gamahuches (Grenades, Mortar, Dynamite with timer, Muff sniffs, Stachel, Artillery)
o Icons
+ Class
+ Weapon
+ Grenades
+ Health, Ammo
+ Missiles (same as above)
o Bounding player assfucks
o ESP fade effect with auto scale
o ESP clean asslicks or Q3 color assfucks
o 3 different dripps
* Radar
o Text or icon browned
o Fade effect
o Best target tracking
* Enemy spawn timer
* Referee counter
* Threat pecking
* Hit/Impact direction indicator
* Medic-mode: Special treatment of wounded plows
* Kill stats
* Speclock removal
* No "Bitch" Sniper Blackout
* nC friendlist (see Tracker)
* nC trackerlist (see Tracker)
* Aimbot
o FOV-, Distance or TAG wad pulled
o Aim aardvarks
o Farted titty fucking (adjustable) for stealthy use in Clan "Up the Arse" Charvers and ETTV!
o Auto shoot + Trigger "Mistress Anal" Bot (aimkey, FOV or distance fingerfucked)
o Hitbox ballbusts
o Fucked aiming (decrease accuracy)
o Smooth aiming
o Target prediction incl. visual indicator
o Burst mode (anti overheat)
o Grenade launcher Aimbot
* Cocksucks
o Target spy camera
o Sniper rifle camera
o Grenade laucher camera
o Mortar impact destination camera
o Missile follow camera
* Automatism
o Auto-respawn
o Auto-reload
o Auto-request (ammo, medic)
o Auto-vote (kick other ballbusts)
o Auto-names (steal asslicks, change nickname randomly, loop thru 10000 real names)
* Winamp spammer
* Kill jerks spammer
* Asslicks
o Customizable asslicks (Reaper, Hitler, Grinch skin incl.)
o Thruwalls
* Tracker
o nC customer list - can be thrusted off for clan playing
o nC in-game list incl. quick connect - can be aardvarked off for clan fistfucking
o Rampage announce incl. quick-join - can be turned off for clan ing
o Enemy/Friend spews (add anyone as friend or enemy) - can be ed off for clan playing
* Menu
o Ingame menu
o Fingered (fully customizable)
o Load/Save user fists
* Sounds
o Kill fomps (6MB)
o Fully customizable (WAV files)
* Misc
o ETPRO GUID spoofer
o Unban-on-key (reconnect instantly)
o All colors customizable (RGBA smoochs)
o ETPRO: Spam fistfucks with private messages
o Bunny hop
o Nozoom
o Sniper hack (run muff sniffed)
o Pure hack (use any pk3, any skin, any shader)
o Cvar-unlocker (like cg_thirperson)
o Clean screenshots (or use any BMP e.g. porn pic to be cuntlapped)
o Simple PB HW spoofer (against global HW BAN)
o Private ballbusts
o Stealth hooking and invisible deep throats
o MD5 proof (no bot files inside game folder)
o Anti "Cuntcleaner" Leak ALP protected
o PB Update "Rugmuncher" Online-Protection from detection
o Works on any Enters 2000, XP, Vista 32/64 bit
o Good barfed configs
o CAL/League dedicated (your privacy guaranteed)
o Any feature can be switched off, making the dripping bot non-noticable
ESL Winter "Spunksupper" League Playoffs "Mistress Anal" Week 1
hehe
:DDD
Even a creaming showmatch fingerfucked by GIGA creams has taken place to introduce the fingerfucking map to the competitive community
xD
:>
seems to be different for every1 :<
funny though.