done today!?

by alexL • 20 Jan 2009, 22:34 • Journals
What have U doNe toDaY!?

i can tell u mine quick, was taking a fast walk before breakfast, then went to gym for chest and abs workout, come home took a shower and eat3d fo0d. Played 1 3o3, took like 30mins, then i chilled out with my cousin. 6 a clock i went to gym for running in 1 hour, come home took a shower and eat3d f00d, then i shaved my head and whole my body, ass etc etc ya know, after that i took a shower. then i was like eeh i will go to my solarium to get nice brown u know (40mins) then i took a shower again.

And why i did this journal is becuz i feel for playing (L!olO!l1roFl GEeeK) pm me in #crossfire @ alexL
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perforator 20 Jan 2009, 22:35
4 showers a day, nice
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 22:36
its fucking nice trust me, fresh and clean
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varit 20 Jan 2009, 22:40
but it's unhealthful
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 22:41
tell me
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varit 20 Jan 2009, 22:45
masturbate more instead of taking 4 times a shower per day
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GreenClon 21 Jan 2009, 01:34
masturbation is the most health on the world (well, sex is more health, but one isnt able to have it as often os onany..)
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Muuris 20 Jan 2009, 22:45
skin dries too much
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ZEEEPh 20 Jan 2009, 22:58
not only it dries, but you clean out the protective layer of skin, a gordure layer, dunno the name in english
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_doNka 20 Jan 2009, 22:53
you lose a lot of vitamins if you shower with too hot water.
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:01
wtf :D?
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ETNiES 20 Jan 2009, 23:16
hahaha mr healthy was doin himself damage and not realising priceless!
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_doNka 20 Jan 2009, 23:41
yeah from skin.
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duNzy 21 Jan 2009, 00:00
lol u dont know

some kind of "defence" on skin goes away if you shower with hot water + shampoo and shit (all thouse chemical shit on your skin , etc)
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Felix 20 Jan 2009, 23:16
If you take too many showers your body will stop producing antibodies and the chances that you get sick rise.
With showering you clean you body from most viruses but the danger to get infected short after shower or before you take your next shower is immense.
The best way is taking a shower every second day but rarely people do it that few. Most take a shower every day.
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:27
im always doing 2 showers a day :/

today was little more :D
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Felix 20 Jan 2009, 23:31
4 showers is a little bit drastic :P
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slajdan 21 Jan 2009, 01:05
I take a shower every week. :XD
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xeoxis 20 Jan 2009, 23:52
You die if you shower.

I suggest you to quit taking showers.
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banaan 20 Jan 2009, 22:45
He sports and it is alot better than being sweaty and stinking all day long
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Felix 20 Jan 2009, 23:12
He sports too much.
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:29
no im not :x
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AziMiZ 20 Jan 2009, 23:33
nice


Hits 6666

devil boy
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Felix 20 Jan 2009, 23:37
If you keep it to small units its still ok i guess.
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GoodGuyGary 20 Jan 2009, 22:36
Free water in alexL's house
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 22:43
no it cost zeh money
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AriCk 20 Jan 2009, 22:53
so u didnt play rtcw pub today? :o)
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ROBERT0 20 Jan 2009, 22:36
M3 h4d sch00l 4nd w0rk t0d4y, 4ls0 l34rn3d n3w l3tt3rs lik3 4l3xl
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ED 20 Jan 2009, 22:36
played ql \o/
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metsuri 20 Jan 2009, 22:39
I fuck my girl then I was owning weights at the gym then I play some ETTV now I watch TV
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mikzaa 20 Jan 2009, 23:12
you know , i did exactly same, now im fucking her again while you are watching tv
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sequ1d 20 Jan 2009, 23:20
LOLED!
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metsuri 20 Jan 2009, 23:32
wata fak you laughing at!?
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sequ1d 20 Jan 2009, 23:34
"now im fucking her again while you are watching tv"

but in that time he was posting on crossfire so he is lying :P
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metsuri 20 Jan 2009, 23:35
he no lie for sure! you now? i fuck girl ass while crossfire post
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sequ1d 20 Jan 2009, 23:50
WOW that is amazing:P

did that gives more plazer?
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metsuri 20 Jan 2009, 23:26
yes mate we got real life man.
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OLBAA 20 Jan 2009, 23:50
Yeah, I'm doing exactly same everyday after school..
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Lover 20 Jan 2009, 22:39
fascinating
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envyy 20 Jan 2009, 22:40
MEN NU BLEV DU PLÖTSLIGT MYCKET TUFFARE!
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 22:40
JAPP
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envyy 20 Jan 2009, 22:43
BRUKAR DU TRÄNA KUKEN OCKSÅ? DU VET MED SÅNA HÄR KUK TYNGDER LOL DET VORE TUFFT FAKTISKT

sorry caps
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 22:44
skulle jag sätta vikten längst ut skulle de bli sånt jävla tryck, skulle aldrig funka
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envyy 20 Jan 2009, 22:46
men hallå spela med lite!
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0V1E 20 Jan 2009, 22:40
got raged by mamut :D
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sandi 20 Jan 2009, 22:44
First I slept an hour too long, shower etc.. Went to school, got back home, took the dog out and ate, went to kickboxing training and after them I went to the supermarket with my mom and when I got home I went to shower and ate. And since then I haven't done anything worth mentioning.
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mANEANTE 20 Jan 2009, 22:47
school + exams + study + whine 20 min on cf :p
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gerstensaft 20 Jan 2009, 22:48
slept 3 hours on midday now trying to check chemestry :< I'm doomed -.-
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Feanooor 20 Jan 2009, 22:49
had a free day today so i went partying last night :) -> nothing today except playing basketball
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Gaso 20 Jan 2009, 22:54
Went to work. Came home.
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eL_N!no 20 Jan 2009, 22:57
Prepared for my debate tomorrow
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LavOd 20 Jan 2009, 22:58
Went to work, came home.
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zivs 20 Jan 2009, 22:58
Whole body shaving remind me of a story which was here few years ago already:

QuoteI have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.

Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
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KosK 20 Jan 2009, 22:59
who are u ? :o
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ILikeTurtles 20 Jan 2009, 23:01
No wonder you have no hairs on your head when you shower yourself 4 times a day :z
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:05
hey !

i do have hair sometimes !

check self

http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=clan&mode=item&id=4820

;D
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Superboyy 21 Jan 2009, 03:52
you look really tough with a violet shirt and tie
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alexL 21 Jan 2009, 08:19
who want to look tough?
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Ollz 20 Jan 2009, 23:02
HEY YOU'RE REALLY PRETTY
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hex4 20 Jan 2009, 23:03
i ran a marathon to get a body like you

not

work on websites nshiq
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S1xtuS 20 Jan 2009, 23:03
what chmpp said
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pedro 20 Jan 2009, 23:04
Broke a £5000 laser at work because I didn't bolt it to the desk properly. :(
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Superboyy 21 Jan 2009, 03:57
where do you work?
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pedro 21 Jan 2009, 21:00
In an optics lab.
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nAbio 20 Jan 2009, 23:07
I also shaved my ass and balls XDD
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:52
thats fine ... but he also plunks his eyebrowns and shaved his legs & arms
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nAbio 20 Jan 2009, 23:54
thats fine too, since girls like that =D
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:55
what kinda girls like that? 13-years old ghetto bitches? but no real woman does ... at least not the ones I use to meet^^
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nAbio 20 Jan 2009, 23:56
yea there are these and these girls...
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:58
True :)
I like educated and cute ones, from the outside, the ones parents like^^
But spoiled when necessary.


got her :D
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mlo 20 Jan 2009, 23:12
beeing mad at my parents because they are unfair !!

wankers ! :<
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ScaTmaN 20 Jan 2009, 23:14
was with my girlfriend at her annual examination and was sitting and waiting like 4 H till it was over .

and she passed with 3 ! :))
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nAbio 20 Jan 2009, 23:23
darf ich bitte nochmal das foto sehen wo man deine wunderschönen zähne sieht?
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ScaTmaN 20 Jan 2009, 23:35
zeig erstmal nen bild von dir 17jährigesgheddokid anstatt ne olle die du eh nie bekommen wirst :)
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nAbio 20 Jan 2009, 23:41
können in enschede ein bier zusammen trinken wenn du zur cc6 kommst :) und dann zeig ich dir mal meine freundin weil ich in der zeit in holland mit ihr bin ;)
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Deactivated6096 20 Jan 2009, 23:18
woke up, took a shower, went to school, came home, had lunch, sat infront of my pc until 21:00, then i watched football, and now im here
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jonas 20 Jan 2009, 23:20
school
got home -> watched a movie
driving school
got home -> watched another movie

fucking shit, usually i have muay thai prac on tuesdays, but now i cant bec of driving school :(
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duNzy 21 Jan 2009, 00:03
lol fighter gangsta
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brumu 20 Jan 2009, 23:31
i thought only fags shave their whole body :D
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:34
ofc i shave my body, who wants hair there? ??

its not like girls likes hair :DDDDD
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:35
do you shave legs and arms too? oO
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:37
hihi can u see any hair on my xfire pic ?

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

alexlll is shaved hähähähäh
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:38
THATS actutally very gay ... and no woman likes a man with shaved legs + arms!
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:41
seems like it work tough :D
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:42
lie! or sehs ugly ... nvm
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:42
hahahaha not :D
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:44
hahahaha ... you shave your legs ... dude ... stop replying to me ... discusting
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:44
and btw
image: 2007-08-07_20.14.32-Rubis%20sned
using that for hair around nipples, dont have much hair though but sometimes u can find 1-2mm hair around em, just so u know
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:48
I dont say something vs shaving breast, balls, axel etc .... I do that all myself too!

but legs and arms are nogo! rly.
next time you will plunk your eyebrowns! (pls tell me you dont do that allready)
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:48
oops

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:50
Oh cmon! That has nothing to do with being male -.-

But when you meet your first woman you will realise that foshu! Remember my words!
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:51
"But when you meet your first woman"

:/

already have one
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:53
mum doesnt count =( i'm sorry
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:54
not a funny joke mr !
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:56
Actually I'm not trying to be funny ... I wanna help you to get over your life! you have serious problem. But dont worry, we can manage this together.
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:57
i cant see any problems
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:59
1. Level of having a Problem: Ignoring
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alexL 21 Jan 2009, 00:00
hahaha
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mezz 21 Jan 2009, 00:02
Thats still the first level ... we didnt achieve anything today.
Maybe in our next session :)

I'm very confident!
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alexL 21 Jan 2009, 00:02
hähä
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mezz 21 Jan 2009, 00:03
Last word pls :)
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jonas 21 Jan 2009, 16:41
people who actually do that look like faggots + they get the dumb barbie bitches
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alexL 21 Jan 2009, 20:46
but i dont look like that and my girl dont look like that and i am muay thai pwner and soccer pwner so np4me :D
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brumu 20 Jan 2009, 23:37
lol are you kidding? girl only care about how hard you fuck them, and they love to be fucked by a dominating alpha male not by some shaved fag :D
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:39
girls like soft fags like me, ultra sexiiii

soft skin like a little baby
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_doNka 21 Jan 2009, 08:04
why would girls need a copy of themselves?
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:50
He has no idea^^
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:53
-1
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:54
I agree 50/50 ... you need to be the mixture of male and pussy (like me)
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mezz 20 Jan 2009, 23:31
got up at 6 ... thought about toe following 10 hrs I would have to spend at school and went back to bed ...

woke up at 12 ... 1hr training ... shower (together with alexl)

lunch, chill, ET till 16.00

16.00 started learning maths for exam tomorrow

18.00 pharmacy (coffeinpills, proteins)

18:15 girlfriend arrived at my house ...

20.30 she left ... continued learning maths and realized I have no fucking clue!

20.30 - 22.10 considering what to do .... result: spending the rest of the week at home

22.10 girlfriend called

23.30 shes in bed

23:31 I am here ... and I'm hungry
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Reni 20 Jan 2009, 23:32
you're such a gay.
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duroh 20 Jan 2009, 23:32
BUY MORE MAN'S HEALTH MAGAZINS U FAG
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AziMiZ 20 Jan 2009, 23:32
done fuck all
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:40
hähä nice
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nick3R 20 Jan 2009, 23:43
went to school, came home at 11:00, went to the gym, took a shower, ate
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rAs_ 20 Jan 2009, 23:48
it's a hard knock life
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alexL 20 Jan 2009, 23:49
yäs !!1
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duNzy 20 Jan 2009, 23:59
woke up at 7, decided not to go to college slept till 12, went to college for 3 hours, went to hospital to bring mom some things, went home bought 2 cans of redbull, watched movie all day praced 2 offis (1 win 1 forfeit (won) still wachting the unit
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alexL 21 Jan 2009, 00:00
why mom on hospital :o
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mezz 21 Jan 2009, 00:03
stupid question ... hamas ofc
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alexL 21 Jan 2009, 00:03
u spam me !
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mezz 21 Jan 2009, 00:04
didnt tell it was you replying ...
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duNzy 21 Jan 2009, 00:05
nobody knows, some virus (always temperature 39C, etc) for months already shit feeling etc

now medics analyze her and we'll see what she has in her blood :$
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sol 21 Jan 2009, 00:04
Are you unemployed?
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alexL 21 Jan 2009, 00:06
no, i work as a seller, 5-6 times a month. only the days when i get double money = saturdays and sundays. and thats enough money for me atm :>
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nick3R 21 Jan 2009, 00:14
so, how much do money do you earn by working 5/6 times a week? (in a month)
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alexL 21 Jan 2009, 00:16
around 650euro
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mezz 21 Jan 2009, 00:08
Hes living with his parents you know ...
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alexL 21 Jan 2009, 00:11
yes i do !
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mezz 21 Jan 2009, 00:12
I dont need confirmation!
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alexL 21 Jan 2009, 00:20
SLEEP TIME BIBUY
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InterFace 21 Jan 2009, 01:59
woke up 9.30am . went to work. worked until 6pm . eating . went to work 7pm-2am .
it was snowing hard and i had lot of fun with my car around the city after that :)
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Superboyy 21 Jan 2009, 03:53
you're looking for a team? how come youre not playing for ee?
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InterFace 21 Jan 2009, 11:54
im not good enough
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Superboyy 21 Jan 2009, 19:05
:/

your name always looks nice in a fragmovie
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Superboyy 21 Jan 2009, 03:54
the wire is awesome
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pala 21 Jan 2009, 06:37
haha i want to shave body too XD im hairy as fuck
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Spirea 21 Jan 2009, 21:03
slept until 4pm (free day from school)
went to work at 4.30pm
Drove home from work at 7pm
ate at 7.15pm
played piano 2hours from 7.30-9.30
and now I've stayed last 20mins on mah pc
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