most retarded nicknames?

by duNzy • 28 Jan 2009, 16:25 • Journals
on Crossfire? fr0m me:

Slovenia b1bub4bu
United Kingdom tyyrd
Poland sexupload

runner up: Malta Killerboy :D

Your top3? :D

image: Soccer_KFC
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Cupra 28 Jan 2009, 16:28
dunno (HINT)
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Rickk 28 Jan 2009, 16:28
screziek or whatever his name is!
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tyyrd 28 Jan 2009, 16:28
jewbag
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seconddd 28 Jan 2009, 16:59
maybe tyyrd sounds retarded, but dunZ is even worse : DDD
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florian 28 Jan 2009, 16:29
k1ll3rsn1p9r_2oo6[PL]
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morb 28 Jan 2009, 16:31
still 4l1ve ?
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loazis 28 Jan 2009, 16:30
Poland sexupload

Netherlands Illumise needs to be added too for copying the name of the gayest pokemon ever :D
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Deactivated5263 28 Jan 2009, 16:39
say the guy who know that a pokemon is named illumise :/
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loazis 28 Jan 2009, 16:40
Well, I know him and he told me how he got his nickname so I looked it up :P
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chronos_ 28 Jan 2009, 16:59
What's wrong with knowing the pokemon's names ?
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illumise 28 Jan 2009, 17:10
Didnt know it, but i was looking for new name wanted something to start with ill, then chizz6l was looking on some pokemon site and looked into the pokedex D:::::D
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Gabt 28 Jan 2009, 16:30
reTardler.
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Griim 28 Jan 2009, 16:50
Scotland 2pacalypse
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Gabt 28 Jan 2009, 16:51
EnglandWhiteGriim:E
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Griim 28 Jan 2009, 16:55
United Kingdom tbag
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Gabt 28 Jan 2009, 16:57
United KingdomMiSeRy
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Griim 28 Jan 2009, 17:00
Anonymous mr.ganja
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Gabt 28 Jan 2009, 17:03
[flag=??]Square|Qubenet
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Gabt 28 Jan 2009, 17:04
U win, im clutching at straws here.
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Griim 28 Jan 2009, 17:05
hey hey nothing wrong with square|qubenet, nobody suspected that fakenick
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Gabt 28 Jan 2009, 17:07
I was desperate.
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Rewolf 29 Jan 2009, 02:58
I would go for Scotland Highlander
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ENSJQM 28 Jan 2009, 16:31
Vanhaomena, w0nd3r, sexclick, k|ll3rb0y, nerdji
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s1LENT 28 Jan 2009, 16:31
[NUB] Loabot
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loazis 28 Jan 2009, 16:34
OK THEN MR. OLDSCHOOL $!L3NT_K!LL3R
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s1LENT 28 Jan 2009, 16:38
this is ownage :((
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xeoxis 28 Jan 2009, 16:31
No1 mention xeoxis? :(
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loazis 28 Jan 2009, 16:34
Too much of an attentionwhore, naming you would be what you want. And we all think to ourselves, fuck xeoxis.

nP.
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GoodGuyGary 28 Jan 2009, 16:32
Poland fragstealer
Poland worstriflaever
Poland oneofthem

:D
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Mikoto 28 Jan 2009, 16:48
FragStealer is an aweome nick so pls...
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UrMa 28 Jan 2009, 17:03
and i think dONTHAX too :D
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dnl 28 Jan 2009, 18:43
fragstealer is kinda nice
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HansoO 28 Jan 2009, 18:58
i like oneofthem
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Severus 28 Jan 2009, 16:32
killerboy, maltesefalcon and dunz
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butchji 28 Jan 2009, 16:34
nERDJi - Born to spam the trailer
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TOMOYO 26 Feb 2009, 02:14
nerd is for the music band N.E.R.D and ji is for the japanese meaning because I'm a manga fanboy !

anything looking bad with my nick Mr.Highskiller !:D ?
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nixuuu 28 Jan 2009, 16:34
absolutely ihminen
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baMs 28 Jan 2009, 17:04
not only the nickname what is retarded
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sVANARI 28 Jan 2009, 18:09
Agreed :D

btw mis oli mun hb journali :<?
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nixuuu 29 Jan 2009, 13:23
ai helkatti ku unohi :'<
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sVANARI 30 Jan 2009, 14:20
noo ensvuon uusiks :D
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LethalChicken 28 Jan 2009, 16:34
Poland sczsczscdsaurek
Poland k6rsik
United Kingdom tüürd
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tyyrd 28 Jan 2009, 16:44
its pronounced "tired" learn english
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dEzIrE 28 Jan 2009, 16:45
nobody does it tho :D i tried! just put a donk on it
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duNzy 28 Jan 2009, 16:55
tüürd it is, actually


atleast all estonians would say like that D:
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LethalChicken 28 Jan 2009, 17:02
i thought you were finnish when i saw your name in indu's fragmovie :(
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Deactivated5178 28 Jan 2009, 17:05
how is your nick retarded... you just picked a nick that relates to you :D
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Shanuh 28 Jan 2009, 16:34
cablecarandsnakefight
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Rayzed 28 Jan 2009, 16:35
b1bub4bu
sol
some of those polaknames which i cant even imagine how to pronounce
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cRz 28 Jan 2009, 16:35
nana na
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Sts 28 Jan 2009, 16:36
Ss-A-P is rly strange
b1bub4bu idd
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chuckii 28 Jan 2009, 16:39
Germany meNtal_
Germany zeNtic
Germany h3r0


:O obviously.
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chronos_ 28 Jan 2009, 16:39
Everything with
killer
naruto
death
dark

and all these kind of shit
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KipzZ 28 Jan 2009, 16:40
Hydronation

ingame I use Hydro or hydr0 but couldnt use that cos a polak took it 1st :<
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decem 28 Jan 2009, 16:42
hydro = cannabis(or any other) growth system
nation + your flag = etnation
hydronation = some fucked up mix
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KipzZ 28 Jan 2009, 16:45
Hydronation - The formation of a complex with hydrogen; The formation of a hydrogen bond

From google definitions o.O
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decem 28 Jan 2009, 16:41
http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=user&mode=view&id=11471

pretty strong contestant.
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Deactivated6096 28 Jan 2009, 16:45
Last Seen: Thursday 1st January 70



that was pretty cool
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duNzy 28 Jan 2009, 16:56
this is a win :D
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lagg3r 28 Jan 2009, 16:41
shoes and all names with the ending jii
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schNee 28 Jan 2009, 16:41
all those fags who name themselves same or close as some highskiller nicks....
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decem 28 Jan 2009, 16:43
Didnt know you hate me ;(
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schNee 28 Jan 2009, 16:44
u??? noway!!! why do u think so???


still <3
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decem 28 Jan 2009, 16:51
I named myself after highskiller, myself :(
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schNee 28 Jan 2009, 16:56
nooo im not talking about same name if it sounds unique im talking about for example all the ppl's nick who sound same as mystic ;)
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decem 28 Jan 2009, 19:14
yeye girl, just playing with ya ;)
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schNee 28 Jan 2009, 17:00
or e.g. biqq-bigg n stuff
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Sts 28 Jan 2009, 16:43
intact <> infect
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infect 28 Jan 2009, 16:47
not after him :D:D
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mstk 28 Jan 2009, 16:50
http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=user&mode=view&id=4905 ?
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zzaps 28 Jan 2009, 16:53
you're not the one to reply that, mystic.
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mstk 28 Jan 2009, 16:55
I don't need to justify myself. Anyways a good portion of self-irony is always right.
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schNee 28 Jan 2009, 16:57
;) not the name. but u just fit into my theory... :p sry to say!!!

except ur nick finding was smth else than "mystic" in ur mind.. :D
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mstk 28 Jan 2009, 17:04
yeah, thought so, that's why I felt the urgent need to reply :D

yeah.. I was never following the high-scene and mattered only about my own stuff, so I used it - not because some random not really sympathic highskiller used it, but because I could identify with it. in addition I used it long before I heard of some scary mystic and even before I started with et.

and what about you? are you a winter fanatic or what?! ;)
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schNee 28 Jan 2009, 17:05
ah okay :D

some kind of addicted to schnee ye ;)
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mstk 28 Jan 2009, 17:07
who's not?

like wintersports-wise or just jumping around outside? :D
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schNee 28 Jan 2009, 17:15
all with snow ;)

i like boarding, skiing n stuff :p
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Rushie 28 Jan 2009, 16:43
Rush, pretty confusing sometimes.
E: Why doesnt it give a cup ffs.
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Raull 28 Jan 2009, 16:43
Poland xzcsfacxzco
Poland szcurxzversk
Poland zzsccssrz
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Future 28 Jan 2009, 16:45
homoboy, boristen :>
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Trevize 28 Jan 2009, 19:18
yeah, agree with boristen xDD
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Nonix 29 Jan 2009, 07:56
ok but try to explain it to people

BOR = WINE
ISTEN = GOD
BORISTEN = WINEGOD

what a shit nme is it really ?:D No offense Bori, I know why you have this name! :P
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Nub 28 Jan 2009, 16:45
all the names having capital A,E,I in middle of the names + ijji or whatever endings.
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loazis 28 Jan 2009, 16:49
CAMELTOE has a capital A in it.
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Nub 28 Jan 2009, 16:50
you missed the point ,retArd.
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Mulukkv 28 Jan 2009, 16:45
PetriP-TNT
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killyou 28 Jan 2009, 16:45
hmm :
Germanykillyou
Puerto Ricok!llyou
Europeomg must be hax.-..-
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dEVJE 28 Jan 2009, 16:46
***Sperminator***
TUNTURIPASINKUSTA
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MakizZ 28 Jan 2009, 17:01
thats a tag!

tunturi<nick>kusta

:D
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dEVJE 28 Jan 2009, 17:38
lol wut, but what that mean? :O
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MakizZ 28 Jan 2009, 18:42
tunturi = arctic hill in lapland, kusta = pee
doesn't make any sense rly :P
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ming 28 Jan 2009, 16:47
Poland wiaderko
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destiny 28 Jan 2009, 16:47
massion
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Mikoto 28 Jan 2009, 17:54
mASSIOn is a cool nick :<
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destiny 28 Jan 2009, 18:18
its mASSiON and no :<
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Mikoto 28 Jan 2009, 18:25
Ye forgot the last N, my bad.
Well, it's not as good as "ruzz, AQI, miro, etc." but it owns, face it!
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destiny 28 Jan 2009, 18:26
its not + it doesn't even have a meaning
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Mikoto 28 Jan 2009, 18:34
Well, its meaning is a mistery, and that makes the coolness :D
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Techniker 28 Jan 2009, 16:49
Every name containing "ji" , "je" and "ej" .
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PhiL 28 Jan 2009, 16:59
and "h" or "eh" at the end but it's the mode so :(
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Techniker 28 Jan 2009, 17:23
Well , i hate the "mode" . (;
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PhiL 28 Jan 2009, 18:36
I hate it too :(
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Deactivated5169 28 Jan 2009, 16:50
...............................
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ResP 28 Jan 2009, 16:52
szcurek
Cierny_jezdec[PL]
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decem 28 Jan 2009, 16:56
cheaSy - sounds so fucking cheesy and look at that big S - now wtf? how can anyone even consider such nick, beats me.
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cheasy 28 Jan 2009, 17:47
made me cry irl :'((
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eLc 28 Jan 2009, 19:11
kaaskop suits you better :o)
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decem 28 Jan 2009, 19:17
knew you'd refresh even if arachon wouldnt reply to you!
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AnnieMac 28 Jan 2009, 16:56
Those nicks ending with ji.
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Skydeh 28 Jan 2009, 16:57
Tyyrd fo sho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pronounced, Turd
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tyyrd 28 Jan 2009, 16:58
shut up michelin man
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Skydeh 28 Jan 2009, 17:01
Haha :D

Knew it wouldn't take u long to find a "fat" comment :D So predictable!
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PhiL 28 Jan 2009, 16:58
dunZ

(joke ofc)
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Donitsi 28 Jan 2009, 17:01
Finland squall, straight outta FF8 :E
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Eddo 28 Jan 2009, 17:10
never played ff8 is it any good?:D
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Xpaz 28 Jan 2009, 18:59
It fits him pretty well, the ET squall is almost as emo as the squall from ff8 8)
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yellowpowerranger 28 Jan 2009, 17:05
loekino
eddo
dunz
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Eddo 28 Jan 2009, 17:11
why the hate! :X
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yellowpowerranger 28 Jan 2009, 17:20
im just joking! I wanted you to reply to me :)
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reVo 28 Jan 2009, 17:06
pls b1bu > all nP
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RazZaH 28 Jan 2009, 17:10
i like my nickname

one of the better one imo


i like nicks with a "z"
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kaZoo 28 Jan 2009, 17:14
so kazoo is a nice one as well, eeh? :P
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RazZaH 28 Jan 2009, 17:16
kazoo reminds me to scooby doo and that doesnt look serious imo ^^

but well its better than killerboy or someone like techniker or timne, bibabu whatever

^^
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nicon 28 Jan 2009, 17:19
bibabutzemann>*
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Cokeser 28 Jan 2009, 17:25
RazZaH looks pretty serious, yes...
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sNoOp 28 Jan 2009, 18:09
adding an aH to an existing and famous nick doesnt really make it your nick
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RazZaH 28 Jan 2009, 18:36
i didnt even know razz when i started playing and using this nickname
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fra 28 Jan 2009, 17:14
666VANHAOMENA666
malzckzik

no offense tho !
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Phazor 28 Jan 2009, 17:18
ph4zor,
chmpp,
ph4zor.
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nicon 28 Jan 2009, 17:19
all names with the endings ji, je & zor
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Phazor 28 Jan 2009, 17:23
u must be funny sir.
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xeoxis 28 Jan 2009, 17:28
taLa
TosspoT
fusen
Nellie
Rafiki
sol
arni
Bulld0g
decem
raza
Cash
foonr
-Max-
Arachon
pedro
Deman
unblind
Adacore
chosen
swine
eiM
starzi
Sainted
xRio
hentai
Penn
Kleineman
EYJohn
Morg
crosswire
hellgoat
crow
dr3am
eVo
Anaconda
taken`
ReWolf
essAh

ban incoming :<
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plekter 28 Jan 2009, 17:30
Quotecrosswire

HOW DARE YOU CROSS THIS PWNEROR?!
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M 28 Jan 2009, 18:00
i see what you did there. :p
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plekter 28 Jan 2009, 17:29
b1bub4bu is one of the few nicknames that actually make me smile a little, wouldn't count that as retarded!

Completely brainless uncreative nicknames like FragStealer on the other hand.. :<
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p0sE 28 Jan 2009, 17:30
Italy shoes, obviously
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razedBot 28 Jan 2009, 17:39
b1bub4bu is rly most retarded nick!
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razedBot 28 Jan 2009, 17:41
VANHAOMENA is nice nick imo!
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DoctorWho 28 Jan 2009, 17:41
MalteseFalcon
Killerboy
Killergirl

edit: and wakizashiuk, as if his mental illness wasnt enough to tell hes from UK
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dedz 28 Jan 2009, 17:41
dedz dedz and dedz
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nakato 28 Jan 2009, 17:42
every name but mine
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infernal 28 Jan 2009, 17:51
1. Infernal
2. Prodemonshkar
3. Seabird
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evan 28 Jan 2009, 17:53
A good indicator is the member number. Check your profile and if your x=user&mode=view&id=???? is over 7500 then you're probably retarded and have a stupid nickname.
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xeoxis 28 Jan 2009, 18:03
Fuck you
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evan 28 Jan 2009, 18:06
13926 - Says enough!
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xeoxis 28 Jan 2009, 18:12
Enough about what?
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Mikoto 28 Jan 2009, 18:10
Well, afai remeber you used to have a retarded stuff behind your "evan".
U just realised that it sucked and asked an admin or w/e to change it.
And evantej is still retarded lord.
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evan 28 Jan 2009, 18:27
I only created my evantej account because this one was banned for a while. I have never used evanbraakensiek on this website, though. That was only ever in game and on some other websites.
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h8m3 28 Jan 2009, 17:55
mine :(
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tMuhh 28 Jan 2009, 17:58
nERDJi is the most retardest nickname ive seen so far.. b1bub4bu sounds stupid too though
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TOMOYO 26 Feb 2009, 02:15
u could also die from aids ngh !
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sol 28 Jan 2009, 18:00
nEEd_aMMo, LoL_vs_xD & Winghaven are pretty bad.

Pretty sure all of those 3 are Spanish too. Fuck you, Spain Spain.

HaRLeY_ToPPeR was also shite. Same goes for Frag'Stealer.
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adze 28 Jan 2009, 18:04
Every single polish nickname.
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blib 28 Jan 2009, 18:11
Anything with random uppercAse, and numbers as lett3rs.
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chucki3 28 Jan 2009, 18:19
I couldn't agree more.
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Noah 28 Jan 2009, 18:14
b1bub4bu
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perforator 28 Jan 2009, 18:16
Everyone who has tej behind/in his name, except for Azatej and tejKoa of course.
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Nonix 29 Jan 2009, 07:59
in hungarian

TEJ = MILK
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snip0 28 Jan 2009, 18:19
snip0 since no one mentioned it yet 8D
ps: no it's not related to snipu :)

other names: Russia Joke, kwiks, mks
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OfficerCohen 28 Jan 2009, 18:19
my new nick: rAkon :~>
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stownd 28 Jan 2009, 18:22
make a poll.
but b1bub4bu>*
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icarvs 28 Jan 2009, 18:25
killer_pl
killerPL
PLkiller

all with any random number behind it :P
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sani 28 Jan 2009, 18:32
1st b1bub4bu
2nd skepty
3rd icarvs
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Snorfiets 28 Jan 2009, 18:33
LOEKINO & FRENKY !!!!
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sean 28 Jan 2009, 18:35
ReWolf

Sqik
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BLACKHOMMIEPOLSKA 28 Jan 2009, 18:36
MEH

donthax
bibububu

*randomnick*je
*randomnick*ji
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INSTi 28 Jan 2009, 18:36
All my nicks from my 2006 yawn :D

oVa, Ov3rK1ll, unIQue, Ov3r*, Fl4t.L1n3, dynAmic etc etc :D

http://yawn.be/findPlayer.yawn?d-1588-p=6&etproGuid=9EF0D7F676DC01BD6F358582ABB937FB72FCAD7F&gamecode=ET
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nage 28 Jan 2009, 18:40
Finland waKie
Finland aSte
Finland tissiposki
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huPoo 28 Jan 2009, 18:45
fanttomi!
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nage 28 Jan 2009, 20:26
Yea, but thats not as retarted as my other nicknames, dont you think ...?


bs, it is retarted :D
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vargen 28 Jan 2009, 18:40
Hahaha sexupload! That one was simply terrible!
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huPoo 28 Jan 2009, 18:44
Everyone with mA in their names. Fucking mAke wnb's each and every one of them.
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Puubuu 28 Jan 2009, 18:47
vessar is probably the worst one i've ever heard
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nunejro 28 Jan 2009, 18:56
Finland chmpp
Malta killergirl
Ukraine malczik
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nebu 28 Jan 2009, 19:06
nicknames with "ji" at the and
and with big "A" in the middle of the nickname (mAes,mAudi,etc)
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Yossarian 28 Jan 2009, 19:15
retarded nickname is nothing without retarded user behind it.

bibubabu is #1
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janarii 28 Jan 2009, 19:29
think this -je ending in name makes it sound stupid. it's somekind of a fashion to type -je behind the name so..
I think most of the names with -je makes it sound stupid.

Not sayin' my nick would be the greatest =DDDDD
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hex4 28 Jan 2009, 19:35
i like nicks with x in them

not xXx though lulz
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Nonix 29 Jan 2009, 08:00
Nonix for example ?
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hex4 29 Jan 2009, 10:44
je i like it :D
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Spirea 28 Jan 2009, 19:40
all nicks that end "ji" or "je"
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Scarce 28 Jan 2009, 19:47
only non retarded are guys from STADIi.
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romah 28 Jan 2009, 19:58
IsraelwAffle
Finlandchmpp
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Nonix 30 Jan 2009, 10:45
Francedouille is a really irritating name to me :s
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Havoc 30 Jan 2009, 14:37
wtf is a "Winghaven" pls :D:D
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krychA 31 Jan 2009, 13:23
sexupload ?X:?D:X:D:XD:X::X??D:XD:X:D:X:D:XD
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