Best ET excuses

Whats your best excuse when u wanna / have to play ET and your friends / girlfriend wanna do something but you dont feel like it , u prefer spending your evening playing et or u have an official or whatever the reason might be

my personal favourite:
i have to help my father at his work

or do you tell your friends U HAVE TO PLAY ET LOL cant have a rl right now !!11
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i just say. oh i have to work tonight :(
SRSLY YOU ARE NERD. :xD
youre browsing xfire @ 8:30
u must be a hell of a real lifer !
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i just came @ job... I am browsing inet every morning before my job ;)

..but i am not like you... searching excuses for real life friends... ...JESUS :/
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yeah i better tell them omg i have to play a nations cup match of enemy territory sorry cant come and play football that would surely be much better 8DDD JESUS

and btw im not searching them i was just curious which one the others use u faggot
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what kind of job do you do, i mean...you came?
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stfu please, you act so fucking stupid
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srsly :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD wtf

Blaš a gres danes z mano pa sturmom vn?

a) Ne danes mam war
b) Ne neki se slabo pocutim
c) Ne k je full mrzlo uzuni
d) Ne k se mi ne da denarja zgubavat
e) Ne k cutim da se me neki loteva
f) Ne ker mamo jutr test
g) Ne ker nimam izhoda

.......
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haha owened xDDDDDDDDDDDD
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BLaz are you going out with me and some other guy?

1.) no i have war today
2.)i dont feel good today
3.)it's cold outside
4.)waste of money
5.)i feel sick a little bit
6.)no i have test tomorow
7.)i dont have an exit (from school home)

np.
Parent
thats just cause all dutchies play et :(
I don't need reason cos I have no friends or anything :(
its okay, you can always be my friend :) <3
Parent
sad but true :) Come to xrifZiek&rossko friends club.
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surprise, when they all are at the army right now, working out their asses, while u sit a home playing computer games :D
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Well its not like I went often somewhere when they weren't at army :p
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its np, u high
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you got it easy!
WTF? SEROUSLY?

Just tell "its not ur business i am busy" and you r done.


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i would like to see you telling that your girlfriend that just asked u to spend some time with her :D
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If she can´t respect my hobby then she can gtfo, srsly!
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agree if its something serious but if its not...
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Just be for real, lying always leads to problems sooner or later.
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so you lie instead of telling the truth to her ?
dont be a flip-flop and be straight, its not a good relationship if you cant open your heart <3
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The love Guru ;)
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i got 2many excuses.
iam not going to work today, i said i have the flu lol!
what a cheap excuse
I say "tough shit i'm playing et"
no transport, no money w/e
weird, i am usually making excuses not to play ET
well its difficult when u are the leader of a team or u have some " important " match and 5 people are counting on you
u are just a hobby nerd :c
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wow, what a responsability!
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i guess u never played in any clan :e
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i played 3 years in clans. Playing should be for fun, i think your teammates would understand it if you want to have rl because rl is IN ANY cases more important than vl
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well sure if we are talking about pracs okay i dont think anyone would have a problem with it but on officials its shit to let your teammates down ( except u warn them some days before ) imo
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i dont recall such things:D
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i got to play et :::DD:DDD::D:DD:D:D: c u tomorrow
without rl friends u dont have to use excuses :D
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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You stole my words :<
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back t the topic, when I have to tell someone i play coputer game I always mantion I playin the national team so this is serious for me :)
sorry i have to play eurocup final > all
friends and girlfriend know, though I usually say I have to work or I'm not in a mood to do whatever they want me to :p.
Sometimes the honest "ok you know I'm a geek gamer, lemme play FFS" works fine too !
:DD

nice one
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i dont have any friends that want to go out or smth if they do then i just tell them that i have a headache or i feel sick
I'm too tired, and wanna rest, or I have to work soon.
you said u have to work soon to me everyday
Parent
Sorry I am drinking with friends and now we don't have driver anymore

But usually I just say to everyone that I am watching NHL and do not disturb me, whilst I might really watch it :)

Best reason that I have heard in vent was wrook's epic thing, he said his house is burning and none of us believed him. Well next day we read from the newspaper that on his area some house was in fire and had received some damages.
it's quite sad if you prefer ET over your girlfriend.
+ infinite number !
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ET doesn't bitch at you and ask you to go shopping with it.

I prefer ET.
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LOL, made my day
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I just say : it's sooo boring outside, I rather go home.
it couldve been his papa
hah :D , somehow he put the whole thing backwards :>
that's just because you don't have irl friends
im his friends so whats your problem :(
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i just tell them that i have a war or w/e.. they know i am a geek :>
I just say to her : "Oh come on, we've fucked all night long, let me play E.T as the nerd I am now."
"Sorry honey, I have my period now"
:\, when you have something better to do than ET (anything) do it.. :x
usualy i dont spend that much time with friends (or GF) in the evenings under the week... WE is diferent... there i dont spend time on ET in the evening (Only if i got some football the next day)
i don't have any either! nothing to be ashamed of loekino :> as long as i got my pc , my world is fine <3
I just tell them all to fuck off
I never said NO to my friends to stay at home playing ET unless it is a official game (so i tell them i have to play the offi and its nP).

Sometimes i say NO just because im not feeling up to go outside and i invite them to come to my home.
+1

when my girlfriend wanna go out, the most part of times I go, but when not, i say to her that i'm tired or have to study
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tired and have to study is a excuse!
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it is, sometimes I don't want to go out of my home, but it isn't to stay playing ET :x
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Same here.. eventhough sometimes i stay playing et because it relaxes me, but its not the reason why i dont go out.
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that's my point of view
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none, since i rather go out than play et
Hope you told him he's not pro until he gets image: Over9000_small
friends before ET... for me atleast :Z
Well, if you rather want to spend your evening playing a game instead of going out with your friends you're putting yourself infront of your friends, not the game. I don't think that's a bad thing.
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Don't forget to take your vitamins!
Some guys here are so retarded. They think that as soon as you choose ET over something else that it's always the same and that you like ET over friends. But that's just not true. I remember some movie where some wise men said something.

Quote by Obi Wan Kenobi"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
finally someone with some brain 8D
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using a quote like that you can only be right
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I AM GONNA WATCH TV OR I WATCHED TV / I'M TIRED AS FUCK / I HAVE TO HELP MY DADDY MUMMY ETC / DRIVE SOMEONE SOMEPLACE / I HAVE TO BUY SOMETHING
but from time to time these excuses happen to be true loel :s

and yeah sometimes I make up excuses not to play et =)) I think it's a shame to be a gamer
+ don't forget to mention.. BRB TUNING MAH image: citroen-picasso-mega-tuning-copy
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nah i have a headache.
maybe later
wtf cant speak dutch =( translate it :D else </3 =(
"gonna have a night in tonight lads"
I don't make the excuse and go hang with them <o/
my friends just know that i play ET and than :> If i wanna go out iam going out if i dont want to go i dont go ! :)
ik zeg gewoon hey kanker eens op joh en ik ga niet
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WIJ ZIJN GEEN VRIENDEN MEER KANKER LIJER SNEL MET PARRA ENZO 6ON6 SPELEN NERD
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I just tell them that I want/have to play ET :)
zlol i just say that im playing -_-
no excuses. I have explained that gaming is way of spending time with friends. GF respects that.
mine is:

friends are here and i got to go, usually its true but yer...."
Only online friends..
WTFX BUT ME > GOVERNMENT WITH MA HACKING SKILLZ
"I gonna 'play' tonight with some italian mama"
best one :d
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lol nerd
what is friends?
oooookay ;D
always say YES to opportunities to go out in real life.

Just for the case that when you're in trouble of any kind, who will you be able to count on: real life friends or e-friends?
my gf is living with me, so there is no excuse :)
maybe she lost all hope u´ll be a good husband at some point :)
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my excuse is always like "i am addicted to play ET"
just tell them you have some serious business online and will be later/leave earlier or just don't want to go out that day. They are your friends after all, why bother with excuses?


LoL we wont be friends if you wont do what we do today!! lololol
"I have to play ET LOL"
If my dad asks if I play ET he says: Are you working? (ET wise..) thats fun.

My excuse to play ET? I don't have it anymore....
I always say that i have to beat up some guys on a lan party...ouh w8
aka "sry,im too stupid to get out of these fire service clothes ffs"
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i dont get it.
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frontdoor bell: off
phone: off the hook
mobile: silent
girl: in the kitchen
kids: in the cellar
curtains closed, lights softened
Friends: playing WoW or poker all the time :<
fritzl ? is it you ?
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no I 'm not fritzl :) I designed his cellar though ^^
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this
et is uninstalled now, so its not needed anymore
I almost understand . . .
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google for lyric+put in translate.google
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im goign to my friends then lol, rl > ET ;)
back in the days I still had a girlfriend I just told her:
miNd said that I need to play so I must play
and she didn't have a second question, she knew that miNd > all too
feel sick / have to help mother / to my best friends i just say "eh, i am gonna paly et,cu l8r"
i've never done it because i'm not a fucking loser.
i just say i have better shit to do, or that i need to do my homework
I just kill them
"oh shit my cat just died"

also works quite nicely in the opposite situation too
stupid question especially most of people here never had girlfriend :o
unless i have offi or stuff i go out with my friends and if theres offi or stuff i just tell them "i play foking nationscup versus foking unhittable fintards n stuff"
im a nolifer.

has the super advantage i dont need to tell anyone im not going to come. :)
Just be honest to them.

They know the things I spend my time on and aslong as it doesnt get out of hand everything is fine.

And what FUZZ said!
lol no excuses needed, i do what i like to do... xD
My friends know I play so they wouldn't mind me staying home if I said I had an important offi.

I wouldn't play pracs before going out though. :<

EDIT: If you can't be honest with your friends, then what kind of friends are they? It feels a little pathetic reading about people with excuses to play. <_<
would you tell all your friends you have a very dangerous disease ? I guess not, that's why playing ET can be considered a disease too imo !
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What exactly do you mean with "dangerous disease"? :s
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by dangerous, I meant a disease you could be ashamed of, there are plenty of them :c!
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Really small dick disease
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ignore ftw
i only once let ppl spec me cuz i couldnt kick them out for that reason xD
or atm i just say i'm tired cuz i have too much to study for my exams (which is actually true)
I just say liek. Sorreeh but im having webcamsex with swedish chicks so later maybe
i simply say cant go out i have to pracc my position at cp because im rly rusty at it and my clan leader is teaching me how to revive peoples body. while im chating to pros on vent.

they tend to put the phone down before i say its all a joke tho =='
i don't need any excuse
ignore or tell them the truth :D
whats ET ?
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