Dear Internet #1

Last night internet I had a good night out, today however I am feelin alittle rough, I got home about 4am, went on vent and chatted alittle with raskl, hammered as I was, good guy is phil, he even called my work for me and pretended he was my dad, told em I was ill and cant come in, good man.

I just went downstairs to get a bottle of water and my arse hurts, seens I somehow managed to pull a muscle in my arse cheek, what the fuck?

Have you ever pull your arse muscle? And how did you do it, cose im trying to figure out how i did it.
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Lol; that are some true friends via internet! Nice :'D
you were just too drunk to remember your anal treatment
team work @ rl too! :p
pooooooor Sam :<
gj Phil! :)
sounds like you have Haemorrhoids
:-D
twas me np :D:D:D
SAM IT WAS AN EPIC NIGHT MY MAIN MAN

You should of come for a curry man was epic mines half way to the sewage plant tho...

I was on vent with Raskl but he said he was going bed so I went as well.

Fag
like a sexstorie but much more intresting
sounds like you got rumbled
lol exercise had it 2 :XD
if he fucks you from the opposite angle it will balance out m8
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