Revenge.

by Kristoffersson • 6 Feb 2009, 02:12 • Journals
Alright, so my buddy is having a party at my place (25-30 people) so I go to a friends place to chill and study. I arrive at an empty house around 00.30-01.00 to find my room looking like this.

image: dsc00592ow9

The bed frame is in metal and exactly as long as the room, kinda lika putting a car crossways in a small alley...

I call the idiot to give him a chance to explain himself, but he fucks with me so I decide to revenge my poor bed...

I start with putting his bookcase in his bathroom

image: dsc00589ee5

I just have to flip his (lightweight) bed, to make it harder I pull up his computer table.

image: dsc00590ci0

The computer itself fits well into the kitchen...

image: dsc00593jo5

All in all I guess it will be easier to fix what I did to him. No idea how many people helped flipping my bed around. We'll see what he says when he comes home überdrunk in about an hour.
Comments
58
▼
Baz 6 Feb 2009, 02:14
Wow, must have been crampt having (25-30 people) in that place, nice revenge though!
▼
Kristoffersson 6 Feb 2009, 02:17
You havent seen my house. :S
Parent
▼
CAKEMAN 6 Feb 2009, 02:14
kill him
▼
snip0 6 Feb 2009, 02:14
ROFL well done :D
▼
revee 6 Feb 2009, 02:17
u shud cook his monitor and hide pc in the oven :D
▼
CAKEMAN 6 Feb 2009, 02:17
thats hardly revenge
▼
Kristoffersson 6 Feb 2009, 02:20
I applause them for a classic trick and try to find a balanced revenge. If you got advice please tell.
Parent
▼
CAKEMAN 6 Feb 2009, 02:30
sorry, but revenge for me just doesn't come with balance.
Parent
▼
Kristoffersson 6 Feb 2009, 03:12
If I go over the top it will backfire, and I dont want a war. =)
Parent
▼
TEKN0 6 Feb 2009, 02:18
haha :DDDD
▼
SpeaKeR 6 Feb 2009, 02:19
that's a decent attempt.

personally i would have jacked off into the milk bottle.
▼
trakos 6 Feb 2009, 02:20
Man, I feel sorry for you, there's nothing worse than living with a person whom we don't like!

But revenge is hardly helping anyway :D
▼
SlimShady 6 Feb 2009, 02:23
I GOT THE SAME KEYBOARD! ! ! ! !11111ONEELEVENONEHUNDRETELEVENONETHOUSANDONEHUNDRETELEVENELEVENTHOUSANDONEHUNDREDELEVEN!!!!!!!!!
▼
fredd 6 Feb 2009, 02:26
i have the same computer case
▼
Spirea 6 Feb 2009, 02:28
u should have done something more dramatic like flipping his oven upside down or rather the refrigerator with the stuff in it ofc
▼
Kristoffersson 6 Feb 2009, 03:06
We share the house, he got his own room, I got my own room, we share the living room and the kitchen, he uses one bathroom more than me, I use another bathroom more than he.
Parent
▼
Spirea 6 Feb 2009, 03:21
yeah, maybe the kitchen stuff wouldn't be that good idea then, but at least that explains how u got in his "apartment" so easily (which I was wondering already). Hmm, maybe eat all his food in the refrigerator or something instead then?
Parent
▼
Shuki 6 Feb 2009, 02:39
You managed to get your bed back the right way again?
▼
Kristoffersson 6 Feb 2009, 03:07
My room is cleaner than when I left. New bed clothes, removed years of dust gathered on the bottom-side of my bed (I dont see that side very often...)
Parent
▼
ZEEEPh 6 Feb 2009, 02:46
spill some salt in his bed, unless he is way to drunk he wont sleep with all the iching, and some pepper in his pillow
▼
daze_ 6 Feb 2009, 02:55
Not bad not bad hahah :P
▼
Rhand 6 Feb 2009, 03:13
Please, that's 5 minute's work and everything is back in the right place. Empty his bookcase and hide the books he cherishes most! Put his matras in the garden/cellar. Dismember his computer!


GO NUTZZZZ
▼
Kristoffersson 6 Feb 2009, 03:15
Dude he'll be home sometime tonight super drunk, he aint fixing shit in 5 minutes. Fixing my room was easier than I thought, I may have found the perfectly balanced solution.
Parent
▼
Rhand 6 Feb 2009, 03:19
If he's drunk he'll just sleep on the couch/floor and fix this stuff in the morning. Hence, do better.
Parent
▼
Kristoffersson 6 Feb 2009, 03:23
Not this guy. I'll film him drop the monitor when he tries to put it back.
Parent
▼
Rhand 6 Feb 2009, 03:54
Haha, put it online then.
Parent
▼
Seanza 6 Feb 2009, 03:18
Format is hard drives, but remember to save all pictures of his sister naked & share them with us!
▼
Kristoffersson 6 Feb 2009, 03:23
You save pics of your naked sister?
Parent
▼
Seanza 6 Feb 2009, 06:11
I was implying this dickhead of a "buddy" was an incest-fiend :D
Parent
▼
snip0 6 Feb 2009, 03:29
why should someone save pics of his naked sister o_O or why should he have them at all?
Parent
▼
Celeron 6 Feb 2009, 03:22
You did everyone a favor putting that bookcase in the bathroom. Magazines just lose their usefulness after the 15th time reading the same one.
▼
Kristoffersson 6 Feb 2009, 03:23
The "magazines" are on advanced chemistry. Not fun reading.
Parent
▼
Celeron 6 Feb 2009, 03:26
Oh... well damn.
Parent
▼
M 6 Feb 2009, 03:33
i dont care if i take a shit :D as long as its distracting from the pressing :DDDDD
Parent
▼
dnl 6 Feb 2009, 03:42
rofld :XD I doubt if advanced chemistry would distract you from this one
Parent
▼
M 6 Feb 2009, 03:44
depends :D how hard the pressing is + how much i concentrate on the chemistry :DDD it's a mix :P

but actually i dont have chemistry magazines on toilet... :P (no, no playboy or even poorer stuff...)
Parent
▼
dnl 6 Feb 2009, 03:46
yea I'm reading only daily newspapers there :P
Parent
▼
M 6 Feb 2009, 03:48
naa that gets tooooooo boring... maybe some interesting stuff :P
Parent
▼
dnl 6 Feb 2009, 03:50
well unfortunately I have to read this shit cause Im studying International Relations, so I have to know what's going on in teh world ;) and this is the only moment when I can focus on it :D
Parent
▼
Rhand 6 Feb 2009, 03:56
You reading a foreign newspaper or does Poland actually have a newspaper that reports extensively about what happens in teh world?
Parent
▼
dnl 6 Feb 2009, 10:48
Yeah there are some newspapers in polish about IR but I'm reading foreigns aswell :)
this is still kinda "new-born" discipline in Poland so it's a little bit hard to get enough materials in native language
Parent
▼
cuttyP 6 Feb 2009, 04:37
so true.
I have like 30 gaming magazines next to my toilet and every time I sit there I get dejavus.
Parent
▼
infi_ 6 Feb 2009, 08:16
wat da fak..... Azerbaijan cuttyP lost his mind? O_O
Parent
▼
wsk 6 Feb 2009, 08:35
Croatia cuttyP has gone crazy over all those pms he got
Parent
▼
Fizmo 6 Feb 2009, 05:04
mhm, give me an update about what happened after he came back :O)))))))
▼
Malak 6 Feb 2009, 05:32
you should have destroyed all his stuff and told him that his guests were at fault.
▼
dEzIrE 6 Feb 2009, 08:07
Raped :D
▼
alexL 6 Feb 2009, 09:02
haha lotarn :D
▼
Trevize 6 Feb 2009, 09:43
uncomfortable beds :D
▼
Nonix 6 Feb 2009, 10:25
Well done keep it up !
▼
slajdan 6 Feb 2009, 10:41
replace toothpaste with mayo, turn of the power to his room, plastic wrap his toilet, change the time on all equipment, baking powder in milkbox and shake, fill his curtain rod with stockfish, soap or polish on the floor, conceal wax on the edge of his lightbulbs.
▼
Seanza 6 Feb 2009, 15:29
Fucken pr0 pranks0r!
Parent
▼
savatjee 6 Feb 2009, 11:59
hahaha n1 lotix :D
Back to top