Kimi quits drinking

The biggest sport news in today, Kimi is giving up drinking like an ass, falling of from boat decks and showing his penis on night clubs.

So no more





or

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=4574&c=11&o=k

So rest of the drivers have no change against him anymore, he has already won while (or because?) drinking and partying. Soon he will probably start to train and going to the gym, as soon as AlexL gives him good tips.

Still, this feels kinda weird that this is such a big news, aren´t rest of the drives supposed to act normal all the time?

RIP funny Kimi :(

EDIT: I just realized, he might be drunk atm and talking gibberish. That´s prolly what this is all about.