movie quotes "game"

instead of posting a movie picture and guessing which movie it is how about we try it with quotes?
one clue is allowed for each quote.
quote : [facing gunbarrels] - The fact that you've got ''Replica''
written down the side of your gun [camera zooms in on replica] ... and the fact that i've got desert eagle .50 written on the side of mine [camera zooms in on desert eagle].. should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence..
Now.., fuck off.


clue : this movie is about a diamond (IZI)
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harry potter
blood diamond!!!1
your a wizard harry
kiss kiss bang bang
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Quote Luke! I am your father


Hard one
quote: OHHH AAHHHH YESSS YESSS YESS YEEEEEEEEEE FUCK ME FUCK MEFUCK ME

clue: this movie is not for kids
grannybanger 65? or is it tiffany wide open?
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black bangers V - attack of the giant snakes
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"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the war room."
dr strangelove
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spectre small penis<3 how are u? :)
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hey small penis i'm fine how are you?
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im very well thanks.. why havent i seen u on IRC for a long time.. :o still playin ET?
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snatch

(c) bullet tooth tony
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili
Mattheus 113:11
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b00ndock saints
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QuoteCharlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; that's a story.
QuoteThere is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty puss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-fuckin' rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.


now a hard one
QuoteHe's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
Last one is Dark Knight obviously
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really? damn, was itching my head off on that one.
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you can easily google quotes and find out the movie though
sucky sucky 5 dolla
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING PLANES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
I AM NOW GOING TO OPEN A WINDOW

<<<<<<<<<3333333333333

BÄASTÄSST EVER
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the parody on snakes on a plane, dont remember title
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Where did you get those clothes the...toilet...store?
this is spartaAaaaaAaaAhahhAaAa !

EDiT: 1st btw
QuoteVoilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]



QuoteRemember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
Snow White & the 7 dwarves?
QuoteDo you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.
I'm a guy. You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver!
zack and miri make a porno, just seen it
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watched yesterday myself.
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QuoteEzekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.


izi one
Pulp fiction
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QuoteYou know what man? I'm so sick of this bullshit. What, I'm supposed to APOLOGIZE for my family leaving me money? All I EVER wanted to be was a cop. I go out there and take it to the max everyday. I'm the first guy through the door and I'm always the last one to leave the crime scene. So you know what? Fuck you, and fuck them, and fuck EVERYBODY that's got a problem with Mike Lowrey.


izi one, but nice one :P
QuoteHe - You were coming on to me!
She - Oh, come on. That's what they always say, Jeff.
He - Who?
She - Who? The pedophiles! 'Oh, she was so sexy. She was asking for it.' 'She was only technically a girl, she acted like a woman.' It's just so easy to blame a kid, isn't it! Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman, does NOT mean she's ready to do what a woman does.
[pause]
She - I mean, you're the grown up here. If a kid is experimenting and says something flirtatious, you ignore it, you don't encourage it! If a kid says 'Hey, let's make screwdrivers!' You take the alcohol away, and you don't race them to the next drink!
Hard Candy - if it's something else I dunno :D
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too easy for anyone who has seen it :)
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The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark.
now into my favorites:

QuoteIs that a joint man? looks like a led zeppelin.


Quote- So, how long you've been in Mexico?
- A week. I mean a day.
- Well, which is it? A week or a day?
- A weekday.
2nd one is from up in smoke, don't remember the first one
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cheech and chong up in smoke. best comedy ever.

you mean we're smoking dog shit man?
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gets you high, dont it?
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Quote Jesus, that stuff got right on top of you, didnt it? Look at your face, youre about to explode.
Quote- Wow... where do you get your weed?
- From you, Dante.
- Oh... THAT'S RIGHT! What's up, Mr. Cheezle!
tell me the name of that movie, i gotta watch it again
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google the last line, dont want to spoil it!
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gotta love dante in that movie :D
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one more!

QuoteJeff: Come in. Hurry up.
Alex: Are you sure this is OK?
Jeff: Yeah, it's totally cool. Just keep your voice down - my roommates are sleeping.
Alex: You mean your parents?
Jeff: Yeah, same thing.
Alex: ...Nice jammies.
Jeff: Thanks! They're a present from my roommates.
Alex: That's cool.


QuoteJeff: Grace... I have something to confess.
Grace: What's that?
Jeff: [pauses] You were my first.
Grace: Really? Oh, that's sweet. You were my...
[thinks hard]
Grace: 3,000-something.
Jeff: [Raises hand to give a high five] Word up.
[pause]
Jeff: [whispers] I shouldve worn a condom
guess mine.


"No."
"I Am Spartacus"

Clue: It's not Harry Potter
Harry Potter
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GUYS GUYS GUESS THIS ONE.

image: English%20Mother%20Fucker
QuoteBut now i know, god left this place a looong time ago
seen the movie, cant think where it is from though. hmm.. lucky guess would be Shoot 'Em Up but I guess its not that.


Sin City?!

e: okay, knew I had seen it, just couldnt remember :(
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blood diamond;)
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blood diamond;)
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OOO i know this one!
I know - ELEPHANT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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