2 Random news stories!

by ETNiES • 13 Feb 2009, 13:14 • Journals
Was just reading the paper and eating my breakfast roll (since im a bum with no job again) and I wanted to share these 2 stories,

13 year old a dad, just shocking, horny brits!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090213/tuk-alfie-13-i-ll-be-a-good-dad-45dbed5.html

and deus :

Joaquin Pheonix on drugs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVg-c9P2CKc

so been there being around normal people when stoned

and him "rapping" :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI6Qtb6Tn4Q
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OfficerCohen 13 Feb 2009, 13:15
not horny
stupid :~>
image: funny-pictures-your-cat-is-an-exotic-dancer
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Domi 13 Feb 2009, 13:16
I was first with teh 13y boy >.>
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Vanhaomena 13 Feb 2009, 13:42
Nice confession there <.<
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snip0 15 Feb 2009, 15:12
i see what you did there.
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dEzIrE 13 Feb 2009, 13:16
first one is old :D
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ETNiES 13 Feb 2009, 13:18
lies baby was born four days ago and was only released today according to the paper!
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dEzIrE 13 Feb 2009, 13:18
but it has been posted before, so its old :p
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WiseBoy 13 Feb 2009, 13:38
image: otrok2.jpg_138096144

horrible...
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OVER9000BPM 13 Feb 2009, 13:40
this guy fucked up his whole youth and life lol
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Domi 13 Feb 2009, 13:43
Obviously he fucked mroe >.>
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Rhand 13 Feb 2009, 13:44
lol, that girl fucked with him? :D
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Domi 13 Feb 2009, 13:45
Look at the girl, are you still so suprised?
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infi_ 13 Feb 2009, 14:08
ITS THE WONDERWOMAN! DONT MAKE FUN OF WONDERWOMAN!
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sani 13 Feb 2009, 13:44
I bet the condom was too big for the kid
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Viax 13 Feb 2009, 14:20
i doubt he even knows what a condom is. fuck, he probably barely knew what he was doing to begin with :-/
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silly 13 Feb 2009, 13:45
he has taste xddd
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WiseBoy 13 Feb 2009, 13:48
bad one obviously :/
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Vanhaomena 13 Feb 2009, 13:48
Wtf

He looks like 9

And she looks like an ogre
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unblind 13 Feb 2009, 13:55
COMMENT OF THE DAY
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blackboy 13 Feb 2009, 13:51
"I thought it would be good to have a baby."

"I don't really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10," he said.

Humm.. 10 dollars.. he cant even pay the diapers.
And it's not nice having at baby with 13
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silly 13 Feb 2009, 13:54
And it's not nice having at baby with 13

lol are you serious? i thought its awesome
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blackboy 13 Feb 2009, 13:55
kinda funnz indeed
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Vanhaomena 13 Feb 2009, 13:59
10 pounds is like 695000$
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jnz 13 Feb 2009, 13:56
actually found those links interesting.. and Joaquin Pheonix lol'ed xD
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sLothh 13 Feb 2009, 14:03
QuoteI don't really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10






Mwahaha, he'll have to get some benefits :P
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silly 13 Feb 2009, 14:05
SHES 15??? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i though shes like 25 xDD
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dEzIrE 16 Feb 2009, 22:42
HES 13?? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I THOUGHT HE WAS 6
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Steven Seagal 13 Feb 2009, 14:05
is that audience real? man wtf
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taZnator 13 Feb 2009, 14:13
LOL :D he is lowskill tbh...

I had 5 babies when I was 11... I won again
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nebu 13 Feb 2009, 14:31
wow
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OfficerCohen 13 Feb 2009, 17:23
are you thinking about what i thinking?!
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nebu 13 Feb 2009, 19:31
no :D
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OfficerCohen 13 Feb 2009, 22:44
yea
i didnt think you could eat 7 hamburgers :d
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b 16 Feb 2009, 21:35
Who's your daddy? 8D
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nebu 16 Feb 2009, 22:30
oh oh r u back in business?:D \o>
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crook 13 Feb 2009, 15:23
the joaquin phoenix vid is obviously acted imo
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muffsor 13 Feb 2009, 15:52
Omg, that boy doesn't look like 13 years at all, what the fuck? He looks like a 10-year old or something like that!
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decem 16 Feb 2009, 21:15
need pics of Chantelle Steadman,

"And amazingly the News Of The World has uncovered claims that Chantelle was sleeping with as many as EIGHT teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex."
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on3md 16 Feb 2009, 21:28
OFFTOPIC:

14:25:46| <decem> wait
14:26:10| <decem> ur name Dave? I thought its Juha.
14:26:21| <cdap-mystic> ahha juha
14:26:23| <cdap-mystic> ahlala
14:26:38| <cdap-mystic> I have 2 name but
14:26:39| <cdap-mystic> shut
14:26:39| <cdap-mystic> plz
14:26:50| <decem> ah, its a secret?
14:26:54| <cdap-mystic> yes
14:26:59| <cdap-mystic> plz shut
14:27:09| <decem> ok


This is the best quote ever. i was laughing for like 15 minutes :DDD
It even better like mine one "xxyy: what the fuck means wtf?"
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b 16 Feb 2009, 21:32
A bit late!
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decem 16 Feb 2009, 21:38
He wasnt the real mystic after all :(
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on3md 16 Feb 2009, 21:47
He is real mystic from swiss and with 2 names, but pls shut its a secret.
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dEzIrE 16 Feb 2009, 21:52
its a good one ye :D
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b 16 Feb 2009, 21:32
Sick :l
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