The Batfrog...

by cunty • 10 Mar 2009, 01:37 • Journals
It happened lastnight, at approximately 1:35am. I was fast asleep, enjoying one of my recurring dreams about Jennifer Ellison rubbing her gigantic breasts all over.. let's not go there. So, there I am sleeping when I am woken by the strangest noise ever. I scan the darkest with blurred vision and see no cause for concern. I drift back off to sleep.

BANG, SMASH, POP. I jump from my blankets holding my fists out. Again, I scan the darkest.. heart pumping.. nothing there. Though, since I'm out of bed I decide to turn on the bedroom light. I walk across my room, keeping my eyes peeled for any kind of movement. I hear strange noises, though I thought it was just my sleepyness. I turn on the light...

I TURN AROUND AND OH MY FUCKING GOD, THERE HE IS .. BATFROG IN FRONT OF ME READY TO POUNCE.

image: batfrog

HE SCREAMS, "BATFROOOOOOOG" AND IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS, PUNCHES ME IN THE GROIN AND JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW.

so crossfire, have you ever encountered the batfrog??
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con 10 Mar 2009, 01:46
enjoing
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Viperius 10 Mar 2009, 01:47
Sadly, I have yet to see BatFrog. Though I have someone yelling weird things to me. :(

Yes, those are Christmas lights.
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BluhBluh 10 Mar 2009, 01:58
omfg same shit happend to me aswell last night !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cunty 10 Mar 2009, 02:01
Post your experience please, we are researching the Batfrog.. we need to understand his motivation for his random attacks.
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BluhBluh 10 Mar 2009, 02:05
It seemed he was a little curious about something because i woke up because i felt something touching me , but when i woke up i saw nobody . I fell back asleep but about half an hour same thing happend but i pretended i was still asleep and then BANG a right hook into his jaw. But im afraid to go back to sleep now 2night because who knows what he is up to.
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M T M 10 Mar 2009, 02:09
Pretty simple - the batfrog is gay and eagerly wants to see your hard dick when having a dirty dream, that's it.
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Niki0o 10 Mar 2009, 03:55
WELL, first i tough its batfrog but when i saw it failing jumping out from window and screaming liek "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-" I was liek "NO WAI U R NOT GOING ANIWHERE" and grabbed its leg. and i saw it had a mask and i toke the mask off and i saw United KingdomNOEDEL.


So just letting you know its Noedel. No need to be scared.
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HansoO 10 Mar 2009, 05:19
cunty P?
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infi_ 10 Mar 2009, 07:26
there can only be one cuttyP!
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infi_ 10 Mar 2009, 07:27
was sexually harrased by cheesepigbearman all night long :/ thus the tiredom right now
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wsk 10 Mar 2009, 07:34
sex!
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infi_ 10 Mar 2009, 07:35
stop acting like you had any! touching your own fanny does not count! :D
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wsk 10 Mar 2009, 07:38
oh =(
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infi_ 10 Mar 2009, 07:40
good morning btw :D
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wsk 10 Mar 2009, 07:40
same to u! ;)
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Prentanna 10 Mar 2009, 10:09
BATFROG FTW!
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Query 10 Mar 2009, 11:27
i just punched him in the ballsack when he jumped in my room :x
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Buta 10 Mar 2009, 12:45
catch him with this ultraball:

image: kawax-pokeball-3097
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