dog language training

by SneeK_ • 12 Mar 2009, 14:03 • Journals
I'm training my dog to do his commands in all languages ( since noone else cares to train him and i want to make it a little fun ).

But since i only know dutch english french and the basics of german i need some help with the other languages

What i need is :

Sit
Down
Up
Paw
Fetch
Stay


in all languages you can imagine ( he already knows dutch english & french , working on german )

EDIT:


image: tibo1
image: tibo2
image: tibo3
image: tibo4


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portugeezer 12 Mar 2009, 14:05
Portugal

senta
deita
salta
pata
apanha
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Future 12 Mar 2009, 14:06
poor dog will be totally confused xD
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toNyy 12 Mar 2009, 14:06
istu
alas
ylös
tassu
nouda
edittt :paikka

Finnish
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duumed 12 Mar 2009, 14:10
you forgot stay = paikka
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Skydeh 12 Mar 2009, 14:07
Sneek is idd, a length
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infi_ 12 Mar 2009, 14:07
Sit - Istu
Down - Lama
Up - Püsti(?)
Paw - Käppa
Fetch - Too ära(?)

in estonian :P have fun with those, feel sorry for the dog tho :D
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cuttyP 12 Mar 2009, 14:10
I'm gonna use these words to control you tonight
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infi_ 12 Mar 2009, 14:13
haha, just try :D
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wsk 12 Mar 2009, 14:46
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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OfficerCohen 12 Mar 2009, 14:08
Sit=SHEV
Down=LEMATA
Up=LEMALA
Paw=KAF
Fetch=TFUS
Stay=TISHAER
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infi_ 12 Mar 2009, 14:12
paw=wtf, gotta love your language! :D
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OfficerCohen 12 Mar 2009, 14:15
what is paw :D
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infi_ 12 Mar 2009, 14:17
image: dog_paw
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OfficerCohen 12 Mar 2009, 14:18
lol i know
but why the fuck you want to tell it to a dog :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

its not a command :[
so i didnt know the connection :[

anyway, fixed :[]
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artlove 12 Mar 2009, 14:19
LATET REGEL YAANO HSALOM LOL
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OfficerCohen 12 Mar 2009, 14:28
YES BUT ITS ONLY 1 WORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BESIDE NEVER SAW A DOG GIVE YOU HIS LEG, ONLY HAND BUT MAYBE RUSSIANS DOGS ARE DIFFERENT
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artlove 12 Mar 2009, 14:40
LOL I TEACHED MY DOG IN RUSSIAN SO I TELL IT "DAY LAPU" (GIVE A LAP) AND IT GIVES, I SAY "DAY VTORUYU" (GIVE THE OTHER ONE) AND IT GIVES THE OTHER ONE, YES VERY SMART DOG INDEED
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OfficerCohen 12 Mar 2009, 14:40
CAN HE DRINK ALCOHOL ?!
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artlove 12 Mar 2009, 14:41
YES MY MOTHER GAVED IT WINE, AND BEER TOO (FOR SRSLY)
e: BUT MOST OF THE TIME IF HE SMELLS ALCOHOL ON ME HE GOES AWAY LOLOLOL
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infi_ 12 Mar 2009, 14:20
when you ask your dog for a paw? don't you do that? eg. when i give my dog a treat i as for a paw or ask him to "ask"(aka bark :D).
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SneeK_ 12 Mar 2009, 14:20
? when i tell him paw , he raises his leg and gives me his paw like people give hands BEFORE he gets his candy. How the hell do you train a dog
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Domi 12 Mar 2009, 14:20
see it as a handshake with your dog.
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Rayzed 12 Mar 2009, 14:20
if u train him right, he will "give u his paw" (like shaking hands)
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OfficerCohen 12 Mar 2009, 14:30
WHY ON EARTH WOULD WANT TO SHAKE HANDS WITH HIS DOG
ITS DIRTY :DD
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Rayzed 12 Mar 2009, 14:35
But it shows that u have trained ur dog very well
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OfficerCohen 12 Mar 2009, 14:35
did you ever see army dogs? :D
NOW THATS TRAINED
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BluhBluh 12 Mar 2009, 14:35
like u pakis aint dirty already ...
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OfficerCohen 12 Mar 2009, 14:36
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Domi 12 Mar 2009, 14:09
Norway

Sit = sitt
Down =ned
Up = opp
Paw = pote
Fetch =hent/apport
Stay = blir
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mini 12 Mar 2009, 14:24
Estoniasitt
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BluhBluh 12 Mar 2009, 14:36
XDDDDDDDDDD

say that to the dog and u will have a nice brown looking thing on ur floor :D
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cuttyP 12 Mar 2009, 14:09
Sitz
Platz
Hoch
Gib Pfote
Hol
bleib hier du bastard
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schNee 12 Mar 2009, 14:09
nice idea!!! :D
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Nub 12 Mar 2009, 14:10
your dog wont learn more than 3 multiple langues
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SneeK_ 12 Mar 2009, 14:19
i will take that challenge , sir !
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mayZe 12 Mar 2009, 14:11
what about a dictionary?
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Bl4d3 12 Mar 2009, 14:21
how old he is ?
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SneeK_ 12 Mar 2009, 14:23
2 years old i think
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Bl4d3 12 Mar 2009, 14:24
i guess its too late :/
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SneeK_ 12 Mar 2009, 14:26
nah , i started training him and after 2 days he already stayed still while i threw his bone away , then when i said HAYA he went and fetches ... after 4 days he knew the basic commands.

He likes me because i'm the only one who plays with him , my sister ( to whom the dog belongs ) and my mother just spoil him and use him as a blanket.
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wHiSkey 12 Mar 2009, 14:26
awwwwww cute one :)

gl
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eiM 12 Mar 2009, 14:28
Sitz
Platz
Hoch
Gib Pfote
Hol
Bleib hier du bastard
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Bl4d3 12 Mar 2009, 14:44
QuoteBleib hier du bastard


hihi
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wsk 12 Mar 2009, 14:48
Hugg disch hinn
Leh disch hinn
Hoch mit da
Gäb poot
Holl mo
Do bleiwe

saarländisch!
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PaRzi 12 Mar 2009, 14:50
cute 'dog' :)
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defOK 12 Mar 2009, 14:58
cute dog :D

here a vid of my dog having his daily downsyndrome moment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt-T4cskzsw
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HansoO 12 Mar 2009, 15:11
is that something serious? or is he just playingf around. looks weird though :<
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defOK 12 Mar 2009, 15:23
no, just fooling lol

11 months old :>
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perforator 12 Mar 2009, 15:45
+movedown
+prone
+moveup
/shrug
/noclip
-moveleft;-moveright;-forward;-back
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Evilynn 12 Mar 2009, 16:04
cute, but I still prefer cats :d
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BluhBluh 15 Mar 2009, 22:23
nub
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Evilynn 15 Mar 2009, 22:24
no u
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BluhBluh 15 Mar 2009, 22:25
yes ... and u 2 :d
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Evilynn 15 Mar 2009, 22:25
xDD lol .. okay, yes me 2 ! :D
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BluhBluh 15 Mar 2009, 22:28
:D
but still dogs > cats...

cats dont do nothing exept piss and shit everywhere , eat and sleeping allday
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Evilynn 15 Mar 2009, 22:29
and they come cuddle if u feel shit
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BluhBluh 15 Mar 2009, 22:31
so do the dogs + dogs attack any retard u want + they know tricks like little slave nubs and in general they are more fun :D

E:

And their piss dosent smell so bad
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Evilynn 15 Mar 2009, 22:33
still cats > dogs ... dogs do what u want, how boring is that, + they stink :(
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BluhBluh 16 Mar 2009, 00:03
and what is the fun of having a cat who does absolutly nothing all day ? :D
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Evilynn 16 Mar 2009, 00:36
cats are cute and cool
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BluhBluh 16 Mar 2009, 13:03
just like dogs
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Evilynn 16 Mar 2009, 13:09
question of taste! baby dogs are cool, but baby cats also :D
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Steen 13 Mar 2009, 10:52
BOL AF KANKER NERD
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