Let's play Oregon Trail!
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26 Aug 2009, 12:25
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Ok now some chantards may already know this, I won't pretend it's an original idea, I'm just bored and wanna try it with you - xfirefags.
So the game is all about hardcore wagonriding! We're gonna ride a wagon, pulled by some oxen and gonna reach Oregon. Well at least let's give it a try, 4chan made iot after the fourth try but they are retarded and shout "FORD IT YOU PUSSY" at every river crossing. Not that I'm expecting something completely different from you guys.
I'm gonna post screenshots from the game here and ask you for advice and maybe we're gonna make it. It's gonna be fucking slow as I have a crap connection but be patient, it's fun!
Our profession is: farmer (hardest but you get most points for it), we're starting in May, cause it's the best fucking month to start a journey, and we ride without clothes, cause they are for fags.
Don't worry if you don't get it, just follow my instructions and make random/thought of choices and you'll get it in time
game over, scroll down plx
So the game is all about hardcore wagonriding! We're gonna ride a wagon, pulled by some oxen and gonna reach Oregon. Well at least let's give it a try, 4chan made iot after the fourth try but they are retarded and shout "FORD IT YOU PUSSY" at every river crossing. Not that I'm expecting something completely different from you guys.
I'm gonna post screenshots from the game here and ask you for advice and maybe we're gonna make it. It's gonna be fucking slow as I have a crap connection but be patient, it's fun!
Our profession is: farmer (hardest but you get most points for it), we're starting in May, cause it's the best fucking month to start a journey, and we ride without clothes, cause they are for fags.
Don't worry if you don't get it, just follow my instructions and make random/thought of choices and you'll get it in time
game over, scroll down plx
Come on, reply to me with names. Own names/more than 1 name per person are not gonna be taken into consideration!
Pick a name and f5 this journal from time to time and you'll see, it's an ancient computer game on Apple 2. Google doesn't hurt by the way.
http://www.cracked.com/video_17780_oregon-trail-2009-less-dysentery-more-rapping-robots.html
Loads of oxen, will keep the speed fine, not too much food, we can hunt some animals, plenty of ammo (we may find some on our trail), no clothes, as I said riding naked is twice as kewl and we're hardcore so no spare parts.
We're under way, will post images on random encounters or other shit now, just to ask you guys for advice, this imageposting takes too much time.
Yeah could be worse, at least the crew's all right. Though it's 33% of our oxpower, bah who gives a fuck, let's move on!
Another fail, now we lost a hell lotsa ammo, which isn't that great. Somehow no one has drowned so it could be worse!
Yeah well done Roach, you fucked up now.
Yeah we reached this fort but that doesn't really help us, we have no cash plus we are naked so we better move on before those horny yanks gonna hunt for our arseholes!
We were running out of food so I shot a buffalo and we don't have to worry about it for a while, that's how cool I am!
We passed Fort Laramie and the Chimney Rock, didn't post screenies cause cba to even look at those, let's just move on, forts are for fags anyways. But obviously Jonas Brothers decided to get fucking infected -_-
SHOOT THE JONAS BROTHERS
Chief Inspector Hubbard on 26/08/09, 14:19:34 Del | Edit | Reply
SHOOT THE JONAS BROTHERS
Chief Inspector Hubbard on 26/08/09, 14:19:34 Del | Edit | Reply
SHOOT THE JONAS BROTHERS
Chief Inspector Hubbard on 26/08/09, 14:19:34 Del | Edit | Reply
SHOOT THE JONAS BROTHERS
Chief Inspector Hubbard on 26/08/09, 14:19:34 Del | Edit | Reply
SHOOT THE JONAS BROTHERS
but ive been warned
17:51 soool • stop spamming or you'll be banned
17:51 soool • pretty much all of your posts are completely worthless, don't post if you have nothing to say other than ":::DD:D:::ddd:D"
Oregon Trail Deluxe was much nicer though, in the animations and such.
You can download it here: http://www.dailyramblings.com/ramblings/340.php
Honestly, Roach, that ain't helping us! Note plenty of food, i'm the man!
K guys, fording this is a 100% suicide but Crossfire ain't scared of shit aight? Decide!
LoL pleiku said "caulk" and I chose it and he deleted his comment afterwards -_- I know you guys are disappointed, could've been quite a funny carnage but hey - it's the first river crossing that we did well and didn't lose stuff!
We did a bit over 60% of the trail and we have a river ahead of us soon so we're ready to ford for great justice! Hunting been going so-so but we're not about to starve anysoon.
Ok that didn't surprise me that much.
You know what to do guys.
Jonas Brothers NOOOOOOOOO-
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ROACH GODDAMNIT!
Well we have just 1 ox now, luckily still plenty of bullets so I'll hunt down some carcass so we won't starve too soon.
This guy just won't give up, honestly...
We're moving fucking slow, around 75% now and I'm really not sure if we're gonna make it but hey - Crossfire won't just let it go aight? We'll fight to the end!
Nice one, these oxen are fucking noobs, I promise. Well we just have to move on and maybe we're gonna make it!
Yeah took him 2 miles to catch a disease, well done Ass. Things are getting rough in here but we still have a chance! Cheer me up Xfire!
LoL this game does everything to stop us!
K. That's it. We have nothing to trade for a new ox, even if we would find someone who 'd like to sell it. We failed as fuck. I blame Roach
Was a good game fellas, maybe we'll make it next time. Thanks to Harris and CD for active playing and screw you and your dysentery Roach
gg
MOAAAAAR
we'll see next time fag