Let's play Oregon Trail!

Ok now some chantards may already know this, I won't pretend it's an original idea, I'm just bored and wanna try it with you - xfirefags.

So the game is all about hardcore wagonriding! We're gonna ride a wagon, pulled by some oxen and gonna reach Oregon. Well at least let's give it a try, 4chan made iot after the fourth try but they are retarded and shout "FORD IT YOU PUSSY" at every river crossing. Not that I'm expecting something completely different from you guys.

I'm gonna post screenshots from the game here and ask you for advice and maybe we're gonna make it. It's gonna be fucking slow as I have a crap connection but be patient, it's fun!

Our profession is: farmer (hardest but you get most points for it), we're starting in May, cause it's the best fucking month to start a journey, and we ride without clothes, cause they are for fags.

Don't worry if you don't get it, just follow my instructions and make random/thought of choices and you'll get it in time

game over, scroll down plx
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Come on, reply to me with names. Own names/more than 1 name per person are not gonna be taken into consideration!
Jonas brothers.
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wWallie cant miss out
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Yeah good idea but I already took other names :/ maybe next time!
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WALLIE IS EEN VUILE NEGER MAAR IK ZIE HEM GRAAG
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cattledecapitation D:
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Queen of England
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Fuck off with 4chan shit.
Just play instead of randomly whining.
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K our second contestor is: Roach!
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Lets not!
Come on man, pick a name and let's get this shiz started.
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the fuck is it
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...

Pick a name and f5 this journal from time to time and you'll see, it's an ancient computer game on Apple 2. Google doesn't hurt by the way.
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i dont get it :(
Names are: TheDuck, Roach, Dommel, Ass and JonasBros (silly character limit) and that means we have the first thing sorted out. Let's now go shopping, so we're well prepared for the ride.

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Loads of oxen, will keep the speed fine, not too much food, we can hunt some animals, plenty of ammo (we may find some on our trail), no clothes, as I said riding naked is twice as kewl and we're hardcore so no spare parts.
FORD IT YOU PUSSY
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Kill Matt, steal every shit in that shop, fuck his skull, rape his mother and spray their bowels all over this cunt shop, brahhahaa
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It's USA not Germany you newb.
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Wat, this guy isnt a nigger neither a indian, so MUST be european; FUCK THIS
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ammo for hunting and killing indians
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We're under way, will post images on random encounters or other shit now, just to ask you guys for advice, this imageposting takes too much time.
FORD IT YOU PUSSY
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We're not at a river yet, will let you know.
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K we're at a river. It's below 5 feet deep so it's fordable, though it's quite dangerous, someone may drown, we might loose stuff etc. We may as well wait, take a ferry (not really, we're out of cash) or try to caulk&float it across(but with such a river it's a pussy-way of acting). SO HARRIS, WHAT DO WE DO?

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FORD IT YOU PUSSY
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
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Yeah could be worse, at least the crew's all right. Though it's 33% of our oxpower, bah who gives a fuck, let's move on!
Another river, similar conditions. What do we do Xfire?

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FORD IT YOU PUSSY
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YEAH LET'S FORD IT MOTHERFUCKER!
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yeah ford it, we aint got clothes anyway!
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Another fail, now we lost a hell lotsa ammo, which isn't that great. Somehow no one has drowned so it could be worse!
FORD THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THAT RIVER
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Yeah well done Roach, you fucked up now.
feed him to the oxen!
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I feel fine this game sucks.
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Yeah we reached this fort but that doesn't really help us, we have no cash plus we are naked so we better move on before those horny yanks gonna hunt for our arseholes!
was this developed by endrant : P ?
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EndrantIs2LAME4OregonTrail y0!
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ford them to rape our assholes!
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We were running out of food so I shot a buffalo and we don't have to worry about it for a while, that's how cool I am!
SHOOT THE JONAS BROTHERS
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We passed Fort Laramie and the Chimney Rock, didn't post screenies cause cba to even look at those, let's just move on, forts are for fags anyways. But obviously Jonas Brothers decided to get fucking infected -_-
OMFG YOU FAGGOTS DIDNT PROTECT ME
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Chief Inspector Hubbard on 26/08/09, 14:19:34 Del | Edit | Reply

SHOOT THE JONAS BROTHERS
Chief Inspector Hubbard on 26/08/09, 14:19:34 Del | Edit | Reply

SHOOT THE JONAS BROTHERS
Chief Inspector Hubbard on 26/08/09, 14:19:34 Del | Edit | Reply

SHOOT THE JONAS BROTHERS
Chief Inspector Hubbard on 26/08/09, 14:19:34 Del | Edit | Reply

SHOOT THE JONAS BROTHERS
Chief Inspector Hubbard on 26/08/09, 14:19:34 Del | Edit | Reply

SHOOT THE JONAS BROTHERS
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i would do the same with "NOOOOOOO"

but ive been warned

17:51 soool • stop spamming or you'll be banned
17:51 soool • pretty much all of your posts are completely worthless, don't post if you have nothing to say other than ":::DD:D:::ddd:D"
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K hunted twice with stunning results, we lost a few days due to random ox wandering(like those fuckers couldn't stay were you tell them to) and trail loss, but we finally arrived at the Independence Rock, aready stained with names of random vandals... We're slowly arrived at the mid-poin of the Trail.

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Get some petrol
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We're at the South Pass. Forts are the gay-clubs of 19th century so I would advise to go to the river, but the decision is up to you, Crossies.

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GO FOR THE RIVER D00D
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Oh wow. I remember this game. :)

Oregon Trail Deluxe was much nicer though, in the animations and such.

You can download it here: http://www.dailyramblings.com/ramblings/340.php

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Hot piss! Gonna try it next time then! Play this one with us now!
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:D fucking nice game
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Honestly, Roach, that ain't helping us! Note plenty of food, i'm the man!
leave him, move along
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kill him for food
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K guys, fording this is a 100% suicide but Crossfire ain't scared of shit aight? Decide!
lets wait man or get more info ;xd
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Conditions are good enough and "more info" means the game tells you what ford/caulk/ferry means -_- Pleiku said caulk so we caulk (not like it's totally safe either)
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FORDDDD IT NJIAAARAGH!!!
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FORD IT YOU PUSSY
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LoL pleiku said "caulk" and I chose it and he deleted his comment afterwards -_- I know you guys are disappointed, could've been quite a funny carnage but hey - it's the first river crossing that we did well and didn't lose stuff!
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We did a bit over 60% of the trail and we have a river ahead of us soon so we're ready to ford for great justice! Hunting been going so-so but we're not about to starve anysoon.
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Ok that didn't surprise me that much.
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You know what to do guys.
FORD IT YOU PUSSY
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Shoot the Indian and loot his corps.
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Nah we don't have cash nor clothing, they won't take anything else :/ Let's just ford the motherfucker!
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Jonas Brothers NOOOOOOOOO-
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ROACH GODDAMNIT!

Well we have just 1 ox now, luckily still plenty of bullets so I'll hunt down some carcass so we won't starve too soon.
motherfucker died on you : (
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np 2 of me left
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About time they got killed.
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This guy just won't give up, honestly...

We're moving fucking slow, around 75% now and I'm really not sure if we're gonna make it but hey - Crossfire won't just let it go aight? We'll fight to the end!
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Nice one, these oxen are fucking noobs, I promise. Well we just have to move on and maybe we're gonna make it!
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Yeah took him 2 miles to catch a disease, well done Ass. Things are getting rough in here but we still have a chance! Cheer me up Xfire!
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LoL this game does everything to stop us!
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K. That's it. We have nothing to trade for a new ox, even if we would find someone who 'd like to sell it. We failed as fuck. I blame Roach

Was a good game fellas, maybe we'll make it next time. Thanks to Harris and CD for active playing and screw you and your dysentery Roach
My pleasure.
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no Sux0r no win :))
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"ha ha"

we'll see next time fag
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best journal on crossfire!
i have a better version of that game
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