Spiders 8(

by Pansy • 27 Aug 2009, 22:12 • Journals
i was attempting to prac and to my horror a fucking HUGE spider comes running past.

problems...
1. IT WAS FUCKING HUGE
2. IM SHIT SCARED OF SPIDERS
3. IM NOT SURE WHERE ITS GONE
4. I THINK ITS UNDER MY SOFA


any ideas folks?
leaving it will result in me being scared all night...
halp me crossfire 8(

random song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0AiN8vrn9Y&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div
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GoodGuyGary 27 Aug 2009, 23:12
come hide in my basement
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ThadCastle 27 Aug 2009, 23:13
did you know you eat 3 spiders a month in your sleep atleast !
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pupupup 27 Aug 2009, 23:14
cut yourself
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ub1quitous 27 Aug 2009, 23:14
there are over 1000 spiders in EVERY home!
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Notorious 27 Aug 2009, 23:14
leave the door open so it can run away
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f4uxx 28 Aug 2009, 04:43
or more can come in
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Notorious 28 Aug 2009, 12:10
ofc not, why would they do that :(
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Snatch 27 Aug 2009, 23:14
i waked up my mom once when i saw a spider in my room :x
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sHiZo 27 Aug 2009, 23:36
pussy
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Notorious 28 Aug 2009, 12:11
no, he didnt waked his mum when he saw a pussy in his room :s

we are talking bout a SPIDER
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pAuZ 27 Aug 2009, 23:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBxn6eDpqJg

solution!!
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Pansy 27 Aug 2009, 23:15
LOOKS SIMILAR, I NEED TO FIND THE GUTS TO LOOK AT IT THOUGH
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Shuki 27 Aug 2009, 23:15
Assemble an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys and drop an anvil on his head.
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perforator 27 Aug 2009, 23:16
Sleep in another room. Temporary solution!
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Pansy 27 Aug 2009, 23:16
luckily im in my front room which sadly has my pc in it for now, so as long as im on here its a problem but still 8(
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Shuki 27 Aug 2009, 23:19
What would you do if you returned to your PC to see said spider wasding on your keyboared?
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Vanderzwaag 27 Aug 2009, 23:25
Woodlice are scarier than spiders imho.
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Pansy 27 Aug 2009, 23:27
they are super cool
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xeoxis 27 Aug 2009, 23:29
You take credit for your name.
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Thunderrr 27 Aug 2009, 23:31
haha my girlfriend always needs to kill the spiders in my/her room when she's there, you're not a real woman!
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Pansy 27 Aug 2009, 23:41
home alone no option! 8(((
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Thunderrr 27 Aug 2009, 23:43
ahww:( want my girlfriend to come and get it away from you? because i definetly wont :D
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Notorious 28 Aug 2009, 12:13
looks like ur not a real woman either, if ur gf has to do it XD
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sol 27 Aug 2009, 23:33
I'd imagine it's laying eggs on your pillow.
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Pansy 27 Aug 2009, 23:35
your a cunt you know that.
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sol 27 Aug 2009, 23:39
That's not a very ladylike word.
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Pansy 27 Aug 2009, 23:40
telling a vulnerable girl a spider is laying eggs on her pillow is far from nice.
*LoL*
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sol 27 Aug 2009, 23:45
Cock cheese.
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Pansy 27 Aug 2009, 23:46
vagoo crust
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sol 27 Aug 2009, 23:48
My favourite.
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Pansy 27 Aug 2009, 23:48
adds to the flavour
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sol 27 Aug 2009, 23:58
But yeah, I'd say it's on your bed at this stage.
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Pansy 27 Aug 2009, 23:59
want to er you know come over maybe help me out?
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sol 28 Aug 2009, 00:02
Rumour has it that sleeping lubed up and butt naked with a webcam stream running helps, but I could be wrong. Give it a go?
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Pansy 28 Aug 2009, 00:03
i will tonight if you say so, on a side note ill leave the front room window open..
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sol 28 Aug 2009, 00:06
I'm not coming over, we've been through this. You're welcome to head over here though.
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Pansy 28 Aug 2009, 00:06
cu soon
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sol 28 Aug 2009, 00:08
When I say here I mean Dublin.

Click.

Let me know when it's booked.
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Notorious 28 Aug 2009, 12:15
sry, im not english, but what does this mean?
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Spirea 27 Aug 2009, 23:34
ask dunz, he will hunt it down for u
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ThadCastle 27 Aug 2009, 23:36
call the mythbusters!
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m4rk 27 Aug 2009, 23:39
you can move over o my house and play some... et:$
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Eddo 27 Aug 2009, 23:39
find it, put a cup over it, leave it for about a week or so, tadaaa spider has died a slow painfull sufication death
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Thunderrr 27 Aug 2009, 23:51
you're so tough:$ my hero!
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Thomasz 17 Oct 2009, 13:35
i always do that!
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HellHammer 27 Aug 2009, 23:40
i remember buying a huge plastic spider when i was a kid and putting it on my younger sisters pillow just before she went to bed (she was like 5). The rage and screams in the house that were heard that day were beyond epic.
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huumeantti 28 Aug 2009, 00:08
Your sister : ))
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redeye 27 Aug 2009, 23:41
Box of matches, deodorant can, light said match, stand clear (ish) and press button on can, whilst moving match towards nozzle. Aim (this shouldnt be hard for you) at spider, kill it with fire, call fire brigade to put out fire on the rest of the house.

Sorted hun x
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Pansy 27 Aug 2009, 23:43
a good plan sir, now how do i locate this spider... its currently somewhere between being in my boots/under longer sofa/by door/on walls/basket of DVD's and im not looking.
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redeye 27 Aug 2009, 23:44
Sorry if i didnt make it clear, but you are about to burn your house down if you follow my instructions carefully. That way, it doesnt matter where the fuck the spider is, its going to be dead, but then have the fire brigade on stand by as its a chilly night sleeping in the street...
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Pansy 27 Aug 2009, 23:46
so once this happens, i can claim the damages from crossfire / quadv ?
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redeye 27 Aug 2009, 23:49
This post does not represent the opinion or instructions of QuadV or Crossfire or any other related business and you burn your house down at your own risk. No money back, no guarantee, no income tax, no VAT. Black or White, rich or poor, we'll cut prices at a stroke.

God bless hooky street.
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Pansy 27 Aug 2009, 23:52
time stamps are on my side you told me to do it, its already on fire....

image: delboy_280_474001a
ta for the holiday incoming crossfire
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nicon 28 Aug 2009, 00:09
pick a hoover and clean those spots
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dymon 27 Aug 2009, 23:43
set sofa on fire
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Thunderrr 27 Aug 2009, 23:55
Not my breath! I smell delicicious, i bet you couldn't resist sitting in my mouth!
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Fizmo 27 Aug 2009, 23:59
Don't worry pansy, I will save you from that evil spider!! I will defend you even if I have to die in a huge fight with that monster!!
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redeye 28 Aug 2009, 00:01
noob tbh, im going with the spider to win this one.
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xPERiA 28 Aug 2009, 00:01
i once actually was playing and all the sudden one walks over my monitor, i paused and after 10mins oppo left, i actually ran out and needed 10min to find the courage to squash it :< atleast those harry potter books are good for something. maybe get your deoderant bottle and put a lighter infront of it and burn his guts !
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redeye 28 Aug 2009, 00:04
Damn, deodorant and a lighter, why didnt I think of that... WAIT, WHAT?
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DiniMere 28 Aug 2009, 00:08
serach, find, glass over, paper under, open window, throw out

success
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darthmob 28 Aug 2009, 08:14
Best way to do it! And if it's a huge spider get a bowl.
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huumeantti 28 Aug 2009, 00:09
I tend to play with spiders, that's why there's a lot of them near my pc.
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jatazA 28 Aug 2009, 00:11
I eat spiders for breakfast.
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Pansy 28 Aug 2009, 00:30
i love you
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jatazA 28 Aug 2009, 00:38
So do spiders, apparently. ;_;
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noodle 28 Aug 2009, 00:18
ask a sibling to kill it for you
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Pansy 28 Aug 2009, 00:29
DOES IT SEEM LIKE MY SISTER IS HERE
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noodle 28 Aug 2009, 00:30
sorry, i'll call her a taxi
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Pansy 28 Aug 2009, 00:30
call the turk one from eastcote they give her a discount when she gets her tits out
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venoM 28 Aug 2009, 00:34
if you find a camelspider you are so fuckedddddddd! :(
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dolBy 28 Aug 2009, 00:37
+1 so damn fucking fucked man...
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venoM 28 Aug 2009, 00:39
image: large-camel-spider HERE YOU GO !
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dolBy 28 Aug 2009, 00:44
image: Camel%20spider%20bite

i like this one
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noodle 28 Aug 2009, 00:35
that how the turks got your number?
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Panda 28 Aug 2009, 01:22
If I lived closer to you I'd come liberate the awesome 4n1m4L :(
Just leave it be and go elsewhere :PPP
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portugeezer 28 Aug 2009, 02:35
im coming babes!
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Nemesis- 28 Aug 2009, 02:39
3 bullets from a Thompson if ur accurate, 10 if ur not :<
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Yossarian 28 Aug 2009, 02:45
I was once laying in a bed and reading, while one huge spider started crawl over bedsheets.

Considering:
1. IT WAS FUCKING HUGE
2. IM SHIT SCARED OF SPIDERS

I smashed him with a book and retreated from bed/room seeking help.
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Aniky 28 Aug 2009, 04:46
hate spiders too, but i love snakes :pp
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