Oregon Trail - second try

Alrite guise we were close before. Roach made us fail but we're about to hit the fucking Oregon this time, no doubt about it. Let's rock!

For the newbs: I'll post in-game screenshots and you can make decisions about our wagon journey from Kansas to Oregon 1848 AD. Just reply to my comments.

Come on guys, don't be shy, this game is The Shit

game overrrr scrol downnn
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You know the drill - 1 name per person, no own names. Here we go! Give me names!

done.
<-- take the profile name (=
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that would be an own name -.-
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Name me Lychee then o:
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quick one :P
POLISHCUNT
reply and let's play
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K we start in April this time, I'm afraid we had so many sicknesses last time due to warmth, now we maybe will make it before it gets steamy. We're gonna take less food and some spare parts, I'm an awesome hunter anyway.
+ clothing?
CLOTHES ARE FOR FAGS
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Well? You are playing so GET MOTHERFUCKING CLOTHING
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Food is not a problem, we have a shitload of ammo and i can hunt like mothafuckin' rambo! And we have 12 oxen already, should be enough(last time it wasn't but we had Roach on board)
Sounds good!
Let's rock 'n' roll
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Here we are - Kansas River crossing! What do we do, xfire?
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Immediate fail! That's hell lot of bullets we lost but we still have 117 of them and it should be enough. Poor KillerPL didn't make it, well at least they won't accuse us of cheats.
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Yeah this guy doesn't waste any minute... Who gives a fuck, let's get moving! We have rivers to ford!
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Looks a bit safer than the previous river. Awaiting instructions!
Same as the last time FORD IT!
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Haha huge fail, but at least we didn't act like some wimp ass fuckers and no river can feel safe in our presence!
LOL WAT LOVE IS OVER
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We passed Fort Kearney without stopping, it's a shithole anyway. We found 1 wagon axle(win!) and yet again I amazed myself with my hunting skills!
Maybe the animals trust you because of your name ;D
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Well they shouldn't trust my two smoking barrels, but somehow they do! Silly!
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We're going pretty fast, not too many encounters even in spite of our health condition. But WE HAVE ONLY 2 BULLETS NOW, FUCKING INDIANS!

Oh btw Miley has died of typhoid, I'm alone now.
You can call yourself the lonely rider now (:
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Where to, Smoke?
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Yeah I managed to hunt down some meat, 1 bullet left but I don't eat much so it'll be enough for a while. I'm the new motherfucking Bear Grylls!
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Pff like that shit could stop me! We're halfway through the game. Ofc now it's gonna get worse every mile so I doubt we'll make it but crossfire fights to the end!
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Ok yeah we failed even more than the last time. I blame Ghana and his defetistic gerfagism.

Was a gg guys, maybe next time ;)
Hmm, seems like I'm never in time to take part, but these are pretty cool to read afterwards :D
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