So, how many can you do?

I'm talking about COCK PUSH UPS!

Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.

Have fun trying boys!

PS: Let me know how many you can do!

The winner will get this badge;

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i bet nobody is really that dumb to even try that out :D
i gave it a go and my record is 19 atm
Parent
I heard that doing it flaccid is more impotent.
Uhh? riiiight i totally agree..
Parent
thomas...
tenacious D wannabe!
They were amazing at the outside lands festival in golden gate park!
Parent
too scary. i like my dick unharmed and out of danger
yours doesnt have any protection either :X
Parent
like some extra skin will do anything except build up dick cheese..
Parent
atleast 100
Keep praccing my son.. keep praccing..
can i hav sum plz ?
i am going to be at the olympics doing cockhighjump in 2012
i will not even try LOL
spot the lownerd
Parent
one but thats all i really need ;)
YOU GOT IT!
Parent
i wonder if a few just after reading this journal took of their pants and started cock push ups :DDD
aahahahah:DD
Parent
Ofcourse they did, didn't you do that aswell? :S
Parent
Ah yeah, i forgot u got no cock ;)
Parent
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