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AN UNORTHODOX RACE in South Africa has revealed that it is faster to transmit 4GB of data via carrier pigeon than it is to send it over the country's main ADSL services.

An IT company in Durban decided to hold a competition to test a theory once discussed over a watercooler. Would it be faster to use a carrier pigeon to send data than to use the country's biggest web firm, Telkom? Bad news for Telkom - yes, it is.

In the race held yesterday between Howick and Hillcrest, a pigeon named Winston managed to transport a 4GB memory stick 60 miles in just two hours, the same amount of time it took the firm's web connection to transmit just four percent of the data. Of course Telkom said that slow speeds at its customer end have nothing to do with it.

http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1533142/pigeon-protocol-offers-faster-delivery
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Hi tosspot, when is cc7?
Hi Squall, I'm not bringing my keyboard this time :(
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I wasn't asking that this time :( But you know, I think we lost at cc5 cos of that keyboard..
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bullshit, only pros get to use that keyboard and secretly that was what you were asking
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Well maybe behind all the other questions!
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List all questions you have and I will dodge some and answer many
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I won't you just dodged one question, so I won't list more :(
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-.- You could do that for any country, just make the pigeon carry a terabyte
yes its almost the same as 4gb
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Well considering the limitations of usb sticks, it would be a fucking hench pidgeon transporting a 3.5" hard disk
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128GB usb sticks are already being mass produced, so im assuming it wouldnt be much of a problem to make a tiny 1TB flash drive
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wow i havent already read this story six times today
i cant upload 4GB in 2 hours either
rather sure this was spammed around cadred already today.
but amusing none the less
dont read cadred other than the headlines
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best choice
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"Of course Telkom said that slow speeds at its customer end have nothing to do with it."

GG fail excuse, "My grades being shit has nothing to do with me" unless of course the receiving end was hosted by another ISP, which makes the experiment unreliable :< Funny story regardless.
Main news , please :D
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