FAO Harry Potter fans

by Panda • 25 Sep 2009, 18:28 • Journals
HUDSON, OHIO (The Borowitz Report) -- A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling movie, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/man-commits-suicide-after_b_231271.html

Stupid fucking nerd :DDD

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In other news, meet my new friend :)

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imabob 25 Sep 2009, 19:30
CataloniaHarris Potter > all

btw lold at:

"When Jude got that vanity license plate that said 'Hogwarts,' that seemed harmless enough," said Polly Clovis, who attended Model U.N. with Mr. Ralston while the two were in high school. "But when he started wearing that wizard hat around town, we really should have seen that as a cry for help."

and this is even better

"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one,"
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kazzam 25 Sep 2009, 19:30
couldnt find older news could you ?
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Panda 25 Sep 2009, 19:32
Sadly, no!
But I will update this journal with more important news once I sort the pictures out!!
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Fizmo 25 Sep 2009, 19:33
dont bring me on ideas
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oxidFimS 25 Sep 2009, 19:36
he dies at the end!
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Kevji 25 Sep 2009, 19:42
no?
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Dreamweaver 25 Sep 2009, 20:07
yes?

seems, you havent read the book :D
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Kevji 25 Sep 2009, 21:03
ofc i did :(
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Dreamweaver 25 Sep 2009, 23:48
so you should know that harry has idd died. just, it seems that death is sometimes not definite :d

it happend once in bible, once in harry potter and few times in bold and beauty.
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JeyAem 26 Sep 2009, 00:23
it happend twice in harry potter if u count voldemort in. he died when he tried to kill harry as a baby (at least his body did)
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Dreamweaver 26 Sep 2009, 02:45
ah true, thanks for the tip! :)

btw, same way was for sauron :d
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Reni 25 Sep 2009, 19:36
NO FUN DUDE HARRY POTTER IS LIFE
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Kevji 25 Sep 2009, 19:40
invite me or gtfo :(
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GoodGuyGary 25 Sep 2009, 19:40
I WOULD KILL MYSELF TOO IF I KNEW IT WASN'T PERFOS BRO THAT CHEATED
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-Max- 25 Sep 2009, 19:42
If he's such a big fan, why hasn't he read the book?

Quite funny that this was posted by user CharlesDarwin...

Darwin award imo.
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Panda 25 Sep 2009, 19:47
Do you walk around with a wizard hat on Davey? :D
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Vanhaomena 25 Sep 2009, 19:49
That's a nice & cute frog.

Also, nice that he only ended his own miserable (fucked up) life, instead of harming others.
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Panda 25 Sep 2009, 19:55
=]
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Vanhaomena 25 Sep 2009, 20:06
Finland People have learned that it's possible and not irrealistically impropable that mentally unbalanced persons may harm other people before doing what was in the first place the superior choise for them: suicide.

If a fictionous book may even potentially create such strong feelings in a person, I'll go ahead and say they're better off dead. Yeah, sounds radical doesn't it.
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Panda 25 Sep 2009, 20:20
You're absolutely right though!
And your first point was based on the shootings in the recent years in Finland or more? : )
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Kevji 25 Sep 2009, 20:00
thx for invite :*
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PC 25 Sep 2009, 20:03
Looks tasty, mhmmm.
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Panda 25 Sep 2009, 20:04
Need pics of you in harry hat : )))))
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TEKN0 25 Sep 2009, 20:25
Quote"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said.


ahaahah no life son :DDDD
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xedos 25 Sep 2009, 20:33
why does your friend look so serious?
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Panda 25 Sep 2009, 21:16
Serious portrait for a serious person ^________^
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KDL 25 Sep 2009, 21:00
I remember when the last book was released every body on cf said " Harry Potter dies at the end". I was like FFFFUUU but when I read it I shat brix.
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SsAP 25 Sep 2009, 21:12
I firmly believe that he believed in himself being Harry Potter and was just sticking to the script - in the end hie died
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cRz 25 Sep 2009, 22:15
he died just for a short time so wait for his reincarnation
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cRz 25 Sep 2009, 22:14
killerbook discussion incoming
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