best movie comments? [eng/pl]
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1 Oct 2009, 23:08
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Journals
Some of you are probably reading a comments of other ppl who watched movies to know if its worth watching / downloading it. Any funny comments you met?
There are mine:
Movie: Disco
swietny film, polecam obejrzec go po paleniu :) glowny aktor jest po prostu przejebany
There are mine:
Movie: Disco
swietny film, polecam obejrzec go po paleniu :) glowny aktor jest po prostu przejebany
dunno why
zajebiscie film, nie masz chuj w w3D3 matka w dupe :) zajebista kurewka, tania dziwka, glowny aktor jest
"100 things I learned from DEATH SENTENCE:
-An entire gang trying to kill you, who broke into your house, killed two police officers, and the rest of your family will make sure to shoot you only once in a non vital area.
-Cops that are trying to protect your family from a gang of murderers will sit right outside your house in a marked police car with their windows down.
-When figuring out that the man you have just sold guns to is out to kill your son, the best solution is to load a desert eagle and then do nothing with it.
-If your wife and one of your sons has been killed and another is lying critically injured in hospital, the best course of action is to embark on a revenge mission that will likely get you killed and leave him orphaned.
-If someone kills your brother: Pour out an entire beer, yell at your friends for drinking, then yell at your friends for not drinking, then tell them to drink, then punch your shot glass into the wall instead of drinking it."
And the list goes on...
Move to 2:55, guy who "sings" that shit is from Slovakia!
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
latest batman:
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just, do things.
The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how, pathetic, their attempts to control things really are. So, when I say, ah, come here, when I say that you and your girlfriend was nothing personal, you know that I’m telling the truth.
It’s the schemers that put you where you are. You were a schemer, you had plans, and uh, look where that got you. I just did what I do best. I took your plan and I turned it on itself.
Look what I did, to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets. Hm? You know what, you know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I tell the press that like a gang banger, will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it’s all, part of the plan. But when I say that one, little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos. Oh and you know the thing about chaos, it’s fair.”