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10 Oct 2009, 21:17
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I just sucked a dick :( Let me tell you what happened. Im not gay, not even bi curious. Anyway, i had a friend in my dorm room and he was using my computer. I was nervous because i was afraid he would find my porn stash, which contains quite weird fetish stuff (vomit/scat/bdsm). Well, nightmare came true, he found it. I tried to convince him not to tell anyone, but hes a fucking douche bag. He is quite feminine tho, from far distance you could easily mistaken him for a cute girl, his face is is amazing. Anyhow, im not gay so im not attracted to this whatsoever, but the guy is obviously gay. He tried to use this to his advantage, and for half an hour he tried to convince me to suck his dick, otherwise he would tell everyone about my sick porn fetishes. I was about to fucking kill him. No one can find out about my porn, it would be so embarrassing...so...i manned up. I sucked his dick, and it wasnt that bad actually. Didnt taste too bad, and i only gagged a few times when he shoved it deep into my mouth. He said he wont say anything as long as i keep sucking his dick whenever he wants.
So is this what college is all about? I have to suck dick for 4 years? fucking damnit, this is insane.
shoutouts:
dual harris splthh exceed Ironic and THE JEW
So is this what college is all about? I have to suck dick for 4 years? fucking damnit, this is insane.
shoutouts:
dual harris splthh exceed Ironic and THE JEW
AHA I FUCKING KNEW IT
http://img.4chan.org/b/res/166509449.html#q166509449
but u ruined it;/
go slit your wrists
DO I FUCKING LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT
also nice job trying to triforce
do you fucking even know what they are?
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and they say i'm retarded
do you have the link of the clip somewhere, i can't remember the name of the guy who said it on the episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ciq6-Ck6yA
epic
also hi Fritz, go get the jews!
: DDD
Sorry grim, love ya really, you where just the gayest person i could think of.