Now this is the story all about how
my life got twist-turned upside-down
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
i'll tell you how I got stuck in a balloon in the air
Collins Colorado born and raised
on the Playground is where I spent most of my days
chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
and laying a funky beat down with mah bois at school
now my dad built me a tree house
he was filled with glee
but the dumb mothafucker forgot about me
I just took one litle step and my bro got scared and said
HOLY SHIT FALCONS UP IN THE AIR!!!
I looked out the hole with a glare
the clouds were pretty low and birds were flying here
if anything I could say that this sight was rare
but I thought meh forget it... WHOA HOLY SHIT IM IN DA AIR!
I then felt the cabin' it was rumblein' shakin'
and I thought to mysellf YO BALLON SMELL YA LATER!
I looked down I was almost there
splat on the ground... but I was prince of the air
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flown past the speed of sound
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I flew in a balloon filled with hot air.
In... west Colorado born and raised
in the backyard is where I spent most of my days
soarin and swoopin and bein all cool
and flyin a balloon instead of bein in school
when a couple of tethers
they where up to no good
made me fly way up out my neighborhood
I went on one little flight and my brother got scared
and said "My bros in that basket way up in the air"
So.. whistled for a chopper and when it came near
The side said 'Channel 9' and it had guys in there
If anything I could say that this situation was rare,
but I thought ' ah forget it, jump out, no care.'
I landed on the ground at quite a high rate
and yelled to the news crew "yo homes, find me later"
and at long last, I was finally there,
to relinquish my basket as the king of hot air.
Well since the kids parents have told the police that the child was in the balloon at the time it went up, I'd pretty much say that's a fact right there.
my life got twist-turned upside-down
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
i'll tell you how I got stuck in a balloon in the air
Collins Colorado born and raised
on the Playground is where I spent most of my days
chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
and laying a funky beat down with mah bois at school
now my dad built me a tree house
he was filled with glee
but the dumb mothafucker forgot about me
I just took one litle step and my bro got scared and said
HOLY SHIT FALCONS UP IN THE AIR!!!
I looked out the hole with a glare
the clouds were pretty low and birds were flying here
if anything I could say that this sight was rare
but I thought meh forget it... WHOA HOLY SHIT IM IN DA AIR!
I then felt the cabin' it was rumblein' shakin'
and I thought to mysellf YO BALLON SMELL YA LATER!
I looked down I was almost there
splat on the ground... but I was prince of the air
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flown past the speed of sound
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I flew in a balloon filled with hot air.
In... west Colorado born and raised
in the backyard is where I spent most of my days
soarin and swoopin and bein all cool
and flyin a balloon instead of bein in school
when a couple of tethers
they where up to no good
made me fly way up out my neighborhood
I went on one little flight and my brother got scared
and said "My bros in that basket way up in the air"
So.. whistled for a chopper and when it came near
The side said 'Channel 9' and it had guys in there
If anything I could say that this situation was rare,
but I thought ' ah forget it, jump out, no care.'
I landed on the ground at quite a high rate
and yelled to the news crew "yo homes, find me later"
and at long last, I was finally there,
to relinquish my basket as the king of hot air.
It is actually pretty distressing for the parents. Just imagine if it was your own kid that went up in the air.
Fucking twat
but imagine the fancy huge blood fountain after the kid hit the pavement falling from the sky :D just hilarious
:P
"Yo Balloon Boy, I'm really happy for you and ima let you finish, but Anne Frank had the best hideout spot of all time."
YOUR JOKE SANK LIKE A LEAD BALLOON
see what I did there??????