FMyLife

by quad • 21 Oct 2009, 00:09 • Journals
Amazingly, nobody posted this site (or so the search says)

www.fmylife.com

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Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML


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Seanza 21 Oct 2009, 01:16
bs link is bs
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Lover 21 Oct 2009, 01:16
u mean fmylife? :P

crazy ppl out there :D

QuoteToday, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years
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ETNiES 21 Oct 2009, 01:19
Thought you meant Football manager :|
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azuKi 21 Oct 2009, 01:22
http://www.lmylife.com/

QuoteToday, I left my cell phone on the top of my car before driving off. I floored it to catch a yellow light and saw my phone fly off the top of my car. I parked and searched the surrounding streets until sadly returning to my car, phoneless. Upon returning to my car, I found my phone wedged between my windshield, windshield wiper, and hood of my car, totally unharmed. LML!
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Lover 21 Oct 2009, 01:24
QuoteToday, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to Itunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML


this shit is much better :))))
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TosspoT 21 Oct 2009, 01:33
err thats Ronners story
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Cstm 21 Oct 2009, 01:42
lol :D funny stories
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tetsuo 21 Oct 2009, 02:26
Today, I was in bed sick from pneumonia. I asked my boyfriend to nuke a can of soup for me. He said "in a sec, let me finish this game" and continued to play his XBOX360 for an hour. Starving, I crawled out to make soup. When I sat down to eat, he paused the game and asked "you didn't make me any?" FML
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monkeybusiness 21 Oct 2009, 02:56
its FMylife.com
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Mauro 21 Oct 2009, 06:14
old tbh !
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INSTi 21 Oct 2009, 12:27
Today, I woke up with a dead cockroach and its guts all over my forehead. My boyfriend responded by laughing hysterically and saying "Poor guy, never had a chance to see the world." FML
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