thc test :D

by KosK • 11 Nov 2009, 09:57 • Journals
How Long Does Marijuana Stay In Your System?
i'm a daily smoker and 1 december i need to do a urine test.
will i get busted?
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sine 11 Nov 2009, 10:05
You can pass a piss test, just drink as much water as possible.

It's the hair test that will get you though :(
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Nonix 11 Nov 2009, 10:19
so if you drink too much milk you will piss white. It doesnt work this way i guess :D
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sine 11 Nov 2009, 10:27
There's a slight difference between drinking water and milk to detox though :/

If you were to not smoke between now and the 1st and drink the recommended 2 litres a day then I'd be very surprised if they could find traces of THC in your urine still.

I know that it can be found for a long time if they do the hair test, but urine and swab tests are possible to pass if you have prior warning and can resist the urge to smoke again.
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SlimShady 11 Nov 2009, 11:06
and if you eat a lot of carrots you turn orange-
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Rayzed 11 Nov 2009, 14:25
ask AlexL, he takes them concentrated in pills
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PSHR 11 Nov 2009, 10:10
I know some1 ;-)) it took three months to get clean urine - but it highly depends on the cut-off measurement (10-25-50). Its in your fat cells so you need to make sports /engrish off gl!
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iqezZ 11 Nov 2009, 10:11
I think 2 weeks or months, cant remember....

but when u drink enough water, more than normal, its geting out!

PS: tell me when u get busted or not xD
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Testi 11 Nov 2009, 10:18
1 month.
but it depends if you are a daily smoker or not:D
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KosK 11 Nov 2009, 11:02
ik paf iedere dag. maar ik ga 3 keer per week gaan voetballen dat is tog een voordeel ofniet?
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cheasy 11 Nov 2009, 10:34
get your kidneys to fail, get your body dialysed and you're done. Shit like this depends on your weight and metabolism, since you smoke every day, guess you'll get busted unless you find a way to hide it.
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v1ech 11 Nov 2009, 10:38
in urine it will stay for some weeks and in your hairrouts you can find it even months to years later afaik
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Junkie 11 Nov 2009, 10:56
They will be able to spot to mariuana a month after your last smoke. So your pritty fucked i guess
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SlimShady 11 Nov 2009, 11:06
its in ur hair too, especially if u have long hair!
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KosK 11 Nov 2009, 11:11
those test are very expensiv its just urine test.
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SlimShady 11 Nov 2009, 11:13
just drink water. ill smoke one now for you =)
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KosK 11 Nov 2009, 12:27
just buyed 10gr. since its my last day :D
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SlimShady 11 Nov 2009, 12:28
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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schNee 11 Nov 2009, 11:12
wont test ur hair, mostly it is blood/urine test
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SlimShady 11 Nov 2009, 11:13
i just said that it stays the longest, didnt say they will test it. =)
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schNee 11 Nov 2009, 11:14
kk :)

tru but in utine it will stay also rly long :/ was bad for my first test
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schNee 11 Nov 2009, 11:10
yes u will

i had 2 tests allready. u need half year (at least 3 month) to get a negativ.

drink much imo and get loss some kilos, cause its in the fat in ur body.

gl

e: dont drink that much on the last day because they r some points in ur urine which will show that u tried to fake ur urine. although dont do aspirine. they can see it
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KosK 11 Nov 2009, 11:14
i'm 1.94m and 85 kg. and i play socker 3 timer / week. thats good right? :p
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schNee 11 Nov 2009, 11:16
its okay but go to sauna aswell. it took me rrly long to get it out of my body :/
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Snorfiets 11 Nov 2009, 11:18
Fake the urine, wow. Don't you mean he tried to make it look normal? Not really fake imo.
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schNee 11 Nov 2009, 11:21
na u got me wrong. afaik some values will be shown higher when u drink a lot of applejuice for example and they think that u tried to fake it...
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OfficerCohen 11 Nov 2009, 12:07
oh the way you talk about your urine !
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FaTTony 11 Nov 2009, 12:30
it´s in the fat?!?!?
i´ve been smoking for almost 15 years but i never heard of sth like that

i am like 99& sure that this cant be true...have u ever heard of the famous "fat-drug-test"?!? dont think so ;D

afaik they can find in urin for about 1 week
afaik they can find in blood for about 3 weeks
afaik they can find in hair for about...depends on how long it is: 1cm for each months

3 weeks should be enough if he drinks many liters of sth. like that:
image: P6310983

P.S.: Just talked to a good mate, he agreed that there is no way to find sth. in someones "fat" (maybe i misinterpreted the word "fat"?)
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schNee 11 Nov 2009, 12:39
just google for it. i did it before i had my test, i drunk "entschlackungstropfen" too but it doesnt help :p

so i failed the test. then i was clean for 5 month and i passed my 2nd test. i was daily smoker before
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FaTTony 11 Nov 2009, 12:41
i already did, and didnt find any busted smoker caught by his fat :x
got links for me?
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schNee 11 Nov 2009, 12:44
nah its just in the fat and thats why it needs 3 month to be clean again ur urine. lemme look.. http://www.growbook.de/forum/thread.php?threadid=8269

"Thc Spuren werden im Fett abgelagert darum, je mehr Fettgewebe umso länger THC im Körper nachweisbar"
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FaTTony 11 Nov 2009, 13:08
tbh its a comment in a random weed-forum - do you believe anythin people tell u @CF about ET & stuff?
I never heard of "fat-test" and still cant imagine it´s a guilty test @court
even wiki doesnt talk about it at all
an usual blood-test costs ~300 to 1000 Euros (if u got caught u pay for it), a fat test should be even more expensive, i dont doubt its possible, but i doubt police uses this test to detect Marhiuana-smokers :)
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PSHR 11 Nov 2009, 13:25
its true, its in your fat cells and its not about a fat-test. if you metabolize the thc its deposited in your urine. ask your favourite doctor :-/

edit: 3 months for a daily smoker i know
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schNee 11 Nov 2009, 13:54
as pshr said. :)
its urine test but its in ur fat and everytime ur body catabolize thc from ur fat it will be in ur urine. i know it was random comment but it was first i googled :p
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FaTTony 11 Nov 2009, 21:23
kk, i am happy i didnt have any tests yet...bad bavaria
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mOsq 11 Nov 2009, 13:10
nicht das thc selber ist im fett sondern ein abbaustoff welches benötigt wird um das thc aus deinem körper abzubauen und umso langsamer dein stoffwechsel is desto länger ist der genuss vom marijuana nachweissbar....im blut ist thc auch nich allzulang nachweissbarn im haar schon halbes jahr und mehr aber es kommt stark auf deine kiff gewohnheit drauf an und ob du sport machst wie dein stoffwechsel allgemein is und natürlich wie lange du schon kiffst und dies auch regelmäßig machst etc.....


ger.....
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Ronner 11 Nov 2009, 13:35
QuoteMYTH: MARIJUANA'S ACTIVE INGREDIENT, THC, GETS TRAPPED IN BODY FAT. Because THC is released from fat cells slowly, psychoactive effects may last for days or weeks following use. THC's long persistence in the body damages organs that are high in fat content, the brain in particular.

FACT: Many active drugs enter the body's fat cells. What is different (but not unique) about THC is that it exits fat cells slowly. As a result, traces of marijuana can be found in the body for days or weeks following ingestion. However, within a few hours of smoking marijuana, the amount of THC in the brain falls below the concentration required for detectable psychoactivity. The fat cells in which THC lingers are not harmed by the drug's presence, nor is the brain or other organs. The most important consequence of marijuana's slow excretion is that it can be detected in blood, urine, and tissue long after it is used, and long after its psychoactivity has ended.


fyi
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bELUJE 11 Nov 2009, 11:11
http://www.cleanmachine.com/

or ask some1 else to piss and change the containters

or - i heard - apply citric acid to your piss'

or ready to get busted
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spidaaa 11 Nov 2009, 11:29
you're very smart;P

what if you you have a SOA or smth around your kuddletuddle? and what if you have smth on your urine when some of your organs are agitated :D?


xx
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bELUJE 11 Nov 2009, 14:26
KITTLETUDDLE

: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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snusman 11 Nov 2009, 11:12
8/ busted !
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WRDi 11 Nov 2009, 11:14
What's the urine test for?
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biTTeR 11 Nov 2009, 11:19
no. if u stop smoking now till december u wont get busted
i had it too cuz of army didnt smoke 1month and my urin was clean.
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schNee 11 Nov 2009, 11:22
thats why they busted me :///

hi2u btw. :) wollen ma telen heut ma? und ma daddeln2???
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biTTeR 11 Nov 2009, 11:26
<3! ja und ja/ bzw vent/ ts2? no money waste!
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schNee 11 Nov 2009, 11:28
i call u laterz :)
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zeec 11 Nov 2009, 11:20
You need to drink your own piss each time you need to piss.
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Serrano 11 Nov 2009, 11:21
busted for sho! smoking weed ... kiddo
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uLtraaa 11 Nov 2009, 11:29
piss-test up to 10-12 weeks
blood-test up to 1 month
hair-test min. 3 months

and yes if you drink more it will be a bit shorter, but that should only be about 1-2 weeks...
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slajdan 11 Nov 2009, 11:44
10-12 weeks = 3 months :-S
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uLtraaa 11 Nov 2009, 12:30
that's right, genius!

BUT i decided to use the termination "weeks" because it doesn't seem helpful to speak about "~3 months".
time is running and "10 weeks" sounds more optimistic and is ofc a more accurate value than 3 months, isn't it?!
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Rayzed 11 Nov 2009, 14:34
You are alive?
Hi²u!

Topic:
between 3 and 8 weeks, girlfriend just had that in Biotech.
Just drink a lot and eat salty
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uLtraaa 11 Nov 2009, 14:37
wiederauferstanden^^
ne, bin nur immernoch ziemlich beschäftigt, daher kaum online...

un alles fidd?!
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Rayzed 11 Nov 2009, 14:41
Klaro.
Biste nimmer beim Bund?
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uLtraaa 11 Nov 2009, 16:59
nope :D
un du immernoch professioneller et-gamer?^^
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Aniky 11 Nov 2009, 11:30
imo say to friend to pee into image: epruveta after that try to sneak that into lab and when u will go into wc to give sample just put friend's pee into glass instead of urs and u will win! :D
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INSTi 11 Nov 2009, 11:50
has to be fresh and warm tho, they can tell :>
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Aniky 11 Nov 2009, 13:07
yeh thats what i thought, u anway go with friend till there and he like make it one hour before or smth like that and u warm it in ur pants so it stay warm and u just swich it later :p
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imabob 11 Nov 2009, 13:53
dirty ani:s
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Aniky 11 Nov 2009, 14:04
xd, can do that with u if u need np :>
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imabob 11 Nov 2009, 15:47
i dont smoke weed, im healthy!
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INSTi 11 Nov 2009, 18:45
would need a pocket warmer for it tbh :S
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slajdan 11 Nov 2009, 11:41
If you send over 50€ to me by tomorrow you will see your test passed. ;-)
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Jonasty 11 Nov 2009, 12:33
shave all your hair off and drink water everyday

only that can help you i guess :DDDDD
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uLtraaa 11 Nov 2009, 12:36
it depends on the amount of hair that will be token for the test... and some say it's even possible that marijuana could be detected up to three years after the last time that you smoke...
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gambit 11 Nov 2009, 12:37
put some salt in the bottle u pee in. WORKS
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FaTTony 11 Nov 2009, 12:39
this one should help u:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_long_does_marijuana_stay_in_your_system

dont get panic by the comments u read here - they wont bust u imo ;)
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defOK 11 Nov 2009, 12:41
buy

THC BLOCK or BODYCLEANER, works like a charm

or drink lemontea everyday (it's quite tasty and a nice and healthy alternative to the usual 1,5l bottle of icetea or whatever people buy normally)
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uLtraaa 11 Nov 2009, 12:42
it's only a theory based on facts... could be different in practice.

and it's surely a question of medical engineering...
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dnl 11 Nov 2009, 12:43
couple of months ;P
just try to drink some lemon juice before and you will pass it
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evokz 11 Nov 2009, 13:07
elo daniel skejcie
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Eddo 11 Nov 2009, 13:12
faal :D
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Ronner 11 Nov 2009, 13:38
You have to pass a urine test the 1st of December? I hope for your sake that you mean December 2010, because it's already too late to do anything about it for December 2009.

Why do you need to take a urine-test?
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KosK 11 Nov 2009, 14:18
me moeder denkt dat ik ng smoke.
en zei haar dat het een maand geleden is. zegt ze ok. dus je hebt dr niks op tegen dat ik elke maand een test neem. en op 1 december mag er niks meer in me urine zite :p
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Ronner 11 Nov 2009, 14:47
En wanneer heb je ECHT voor het laatst wiet/hash gerookt?
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KosK 11 Nov 2009, 14:48
10 min geleden :D
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Ronner 11 Nov 2009, 14:49
Waarom lieg je tegen je moeder?

En buiten dat, denk je nou echt dat je moeder daadwerkelijk aankomt met een bekertje voor je om in te plassen? Zo ja, dan moet ze echt naar een shrink.
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KosK 11 Nov 2009, 19:05
naar de dokter :D
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suL1v 11 Nov 2009, 15:46
als je clean uit die pistest wil komen moet je vanaf nu stoppen en elke dag kiwis eten, en dan een dag voordat je die test hebt zo veel mogelijk water drinken
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JobCohen 11 Nov 2009, 13:56
Aangekondigde urinetest? Koop urine van een ander en lever dat in?
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Serrano 11 Nov 2009, 14:01
real man does not use any drugs... It's you low self-esteem, you have problems with that...
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ENSJQM 11 Nov 2009, 14:05
i hope you get busted and jailed u fucking junkie
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Nub 11 Nov 2009, 14:43
2 weeks max.
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Serrano 11 Nov 2009, 22:14
why so serious xD
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Serrano 11 Nov 2009, 23:12
why dickhead?
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Serrano 12 Nov 2009, 00:11
aint true?
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hotshots 12 Nov 2009, 17:13
1 1/2 - 2 weeks . Made tests for three times and stoped smoking 2 weeks before doin it.
I asked some medics before first test. they also said 12 days!

I smoked 9 years daily so u wont get busted!

just drink more water and keep cool!

greetz
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micho 16 Mar 2010, 20:02
eat a lot of lemons :))))))))
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