AMAZING FRIDAY[MUST READ]

this is the most fucking retarded friday I ever had in my life, so heres the story, about the keys...

1st episode: after colledge, i came to my house and realised that i have forgoten my flat keys inside, so I called my dad, but he was in other side of the city doing smth, so I went to moms work, got there, asked her for keys , she started whining that "LOL HOW WILL I GET HOME IF YOU AND DAD WILL BE AWAY LATER", so I raged and egoquited her work, called dad to get me, waited an hour but finally got home.

2nd episode: So when I got home, i started preparing for friday, everything went perfect, got my hair done, my gameface ON, cleaned my clothes & sneakers and shit like that, just ace, eaten, took a shit (which is a must-do before fridaynight), shower etc, just a normal friday preparing, so yeah, wen't to have some fun got drunk etc blabla, not the story.. So when I wanted to go home (around 6-7 in the morning, since it was boring and everyone was sleepy and shit) I wen't to the bus-stop, and checked my pockets and realised again that i forgot my KEYS AGAIN, i started to call my mate since i thought i forgot them there(@ party), my battery died (AWESOME), wen't back to the house (around 500 meters) thought my battery would re-charge or whatever for few seconds for a call, but FUCK YEAH IT DIDN'T, it just DIDN'T WANNA WORK, so I was standing smoking my last ciggarete infront of the closed door, so I went back again to the bus stop, waited for like 30 minutes for the bus in the fucking rain, my iPod battery died aswell (Y) so I thought: "damn its 7 in the morning, i couldn't even get inside the fucking house since almost nobody works at Saturdays, im fucked sideways", but suddenly my battery recharged and I got 1 beep to dads phone, he understood that i forgot and wen't down and opened the door i was like FUCK YEAH I LOVE MY DAD.

so yeah, gonna go sleep now, hope you enjoyed reading my fucking retarded day.

don't forget your keys people

image: vader-fail

this is just fucking sad
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cool story bro
gameface...shower...man who cares about stuff like that :i
you really need to get laid and taste of some reallife
harsh but true

ps. why not hide the key somewhere for your mom.
Parent
was an idea, but rethinked dunno why
Parent
sry im not a fat swine which smells like a faggot, you don't take showers before going out?

sick
Parent
no man but nobody on cf fuckin cares about you brushing your teeth and going for a crap on the toilet where u dumped an 10inch sausage
Parent
QuoteAMAZING FRIDAY

Quotethis is the most fucking retarded friday


Ok.......... goodnight.
goodnight russki
i´m so excited
i was going at 3am from the party to the home on dark road, and my friend got hit by a fast car, from what i saw he had broken leg (pretty badly ;o) and some bleeding frmo the head ;/
then the police came, tested us with alcomats and other shizzle, we will be blamed for the accident because it was dark and we didnt have lighty-blinky-whatever-stuff on clothes. no1 even cares the driver was so fucking fast ;d and didnt even brake.
GG FRIDAY
Always have my keys with me. First thing i check when i get outside.
Always make the check: Right front pocket: (i)phone, right back pocket: my moneyZ and stuff (pocket), left backpocket: keys(!!!) and lighter, left front: Cigs and/or iPod
it sucks if every pocket is full of things . XD
money and mobile-phone is enough :P
Parent
Keeping your money or anything in your back pocket is a good way to get something important stolen. Keep everything in your front pockets or maybe just put your cigs in the back , trust me :p
Parent
maybe in your country :) at least i keep wallet in my back pocket and nothing ever happend
Parent
now i know!
Parent
Nah, it's general knowledge that pickpockets generally steal stuff from the back pocket :P
Parent
then its just that i am so cool :d
Parent
perso, geld, schlüssel. wird alles mehrmals gecheckt bei mir :D
Parent
I have no idea what happened yesterday. Would be great If I even would remember how I came home.
FUCKING WHISKEY, FUCKING VODKA, FUCK YOU!!!
And yesterday you just said before you left your computer

"It's not nice to drink too much that can't remember anything"
Parent
I followed your advices old m8 <3
Parent
I said that its nice to be so drunk that you can't remember anything useless like what you have talked with your friend about ice hockey or something

But not so drunk that can't remember highlights of the night like if there happened something special example you get a girl, its pretty special for me because it would be first time in my life :))))))))
Parent
i actually believe you..!
Parent
Well why not?

Why I should lie about those things?
Parent
Yes I don't so why you even replied to me "I actually believe you!"

Because I'm not lieing so no need for comments like that
Parent
youre fucking dumb
I never use keys to get inside of a house.
Yeah, love the homeless people!
Parent
i got strudel from my grandma
Quotebut suddenly my battery recharged and I got 1 beep to dads phone


ok
omg omg awesome story, cant stand waiting for the 3rd part !!!!!! YOU ARE IS MY IDOL !
i got some replace keys burried next to a tree not far from me:D
lol u think that's awesome? u moron, what people do here on balkan it's 10 times more fucked up than ur shitty keys
i was in fucking highway, fucking drunked, still drunked, and then a fucking deer jumped and knocked me out.

i awake and i sleeped with deer in traktor because there was raining, when i got back home, i noticed that SAME FUCKING DEER was in my door

fucking retarded day....
every time i forget my keys i climb to the balcony and open the 2nd window because the 1st one is half opened :DDDDDDD
your mom said lol ?
GOTH-TRAD and lots of weed for me. it was all perfect until my friend smoked too much and passed out and we had to get out, paranoid as hell that it will happen to me too...
thats why he used "or" :)
I woke up at 7 o'clock and got in bed at 1 o'clock at night after helping out my sister with moving to Utrecht.

I'm tired ;[]
since i dont use my iphone everyday (complicated why ;) ), i sometimes still need my ipod.
Sometimes i do even carry both with me cuz iPhone has 8 gig which is full of shitmusic and ipod has 16gig full of great music :P
i find it hard to believe that a russian like you couldnt get inside a house without keys
he is just a wannabe
Parent
my night was amazing too :D


went to a great disco....a gf of me found a paycard there for the disco....then we had like 52 eu for free and bought 7-8 cocktails...didnt spent a lot money that night cuz of that card.....danced a lot and bit closer with one girl...got her phonenumber. she already sent me a message...all in all i had a great night without spending too much money :)...only 20 euro or something :D
he could take dad's/brother's/sister's ipod :)
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