WTF @ Russia

by sol • 22 Nov 2009, 15:25 • Journals
Introducing the Dartz Prombron -- diamond encrusted Russian SUV with whale penis leather interior to boot.

image: suv%20poster

FEATURES
  • Ruby Red matte paint
  • Gold-plated bulletproof windows
  • 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
  • Whale Penis Leather interior
  • Tungsten exhaust
  • Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
  • White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
  • Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
  • Additional outside kevlar coating
  • Rogue Acoustic Audio System.


http://www.pyroradio.com/index.cfm/act/news_details/id/425

Anyone else want one?
Comments
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GoodGuyGary 22 Nov 2009, 15:27
inb4 In Soviet Russia
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Vanhaomena 22 Nov 2009, 15:30
...Whale penis sucks you :D
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Vanhaomena 22 Nov 2009, 15:29
Ballin' outta control
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stKz 22 Nov 2009, 15:29
hardcore
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on3md 22 Nov 2009, 15:30
russia wont see south africa next year HEHEHEHE

check my video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3VfZdTHX9w
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Retsev 22 Nov 2009, 15:55
Nice fans tbh :P
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PokemonJohn 22 Nov 2009, 15:31
So you would be riding cock all day, nice.
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INSTi 22 Nov 2009, 16:07
my thoughts exactly
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Fizmo 22 Nov 2009, 16:35
dont tell me you wouldn't like that as a woman :))
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suL1v 22 Nov 2009, 15:35
looks better as the hummer, wondering which level kevlar and window protection it has tho
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kevlar 22 Nov 2009, 15:41
1.5 million$ is that all? cmon, the veyron is twice that price, this is obviously the car of a wnb :D
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fra 22 Nov 2009, 16:13
you have obviously no idea of what you're talking about since the bugatti costs nearly $1.3 million. Yet ... this russian car looks like utter shit :D
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kevlar 22 Nov 2009, 17:52
yeah, none at all.

"Bugatti announced the production of a targa top version, called Grand Sport. The car was unveiled at Pebble Beach Concours d'Elegance[8] on 15 August 2008, with production that began in spring 2009. The Grand Sport comes with small tweaks to the windshield and running lights, and two removable tops. The second is a temporary roof fashioned after an umbrella and inspired by pictures of classic Bugatti racers with umbrellas in hand. The Grand Sport can reach 408 km/h with the hardtop in place, the same top speed as the coupé version. With no roof, the top speed is limited to 367 km/h, and to 130 km/h with the temporary soft roof. The Grand Sport has extensive reinforcement beyond the standard Veyron, including carbon fiber doors, hoops, intake faces; carbon fibre enclosed transmission tunnel.[9]

The first Grand Sport (code named: Chassis 001) was sold at the 2008 Gooding & Company Pebble Beach Auction with a winning bid price of $2.9 million. "

or

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/EDITORIAL/CARS/news/AUTOTRADER/CELEBRITYCARS/bugatti_veyron_for_sale_on_auto_trader.html

i said DOLLARS. not euro's or pounds. D O L L A R S . u.s DOLLARS

read much?
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fra 22 Nov 2009, 18:15
damn, US DOLLAR's worth shit nowadays, my bad sorry =(
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kevlar 22 Nov 2009, 18:55
true. fucking yanks :P
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Sungi 22 Nov 2009, 15:46
4. Whale Penis Leather interior

:D
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mini 22 Nov 2009, 15:47
looks hawt
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h8m3 22 Nov 2009, 15:48
they removed this customize ability
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Skinner 22 Nov 2009, 15:58
Worst car to buy if you care about your reputation. Environmentalists will eat you alive cause of whale penis skin, commies will annoy you cause you buy a car for 1.5million, and capitalists will accuse you of supporting communism, cause Lenin and Trotsky drove it.
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Nonix 22 Nov 2009, 16:29
Whale Penis Leather interior
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niSmO 22 Nov 2009, 16:36
plz, another WTF @ RUSSIA journal, cant people wtf without making journals about it?
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TRNZz 22 Nov 2009, 16:38
they see me rollin with my whale penis
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jonas 22 Nov 2009, 16:53
fuckin ballin in that thing all daaaaay
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Spirea 22 Nov 2009, 17:03
looks like a lego car
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