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haha, NERD

HAHA ANALFAGGOT.

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;)

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that was clever

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is it like that?

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ISNT IT?:D

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same for me since like 3 days ago, and it wont go away :(

do u think is some serious shit?:o i have no problem while i shit

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it hurts when i wipe my ass!

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i never wipe my ass should i try?

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no

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hang on to something with your legs from the floor for 1/2 minutes!

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that might work!

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pic/avi or didn't happen

it looks normal i guess.

should i take a look at the mirror? when i touch it i feel like its a bit too much curved.

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no you dont look normal at all

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i checked i think it looks normal, normal ass u know, when i touch the bone is wierd tho.

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no no no no, you are all wrong!

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in which part?:O

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EVERYTHING

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u didnt touch my ass bone did u?:o

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well who says i didnt? but you are just plain white

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im alone on my room;)

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not really but oke

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im ffs

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do drugs

no way.

QuoteIn my experience as a physician, I find that most tailbone (coccyx) pain not from an injury comes from sitting too much on the coccyx. We have two options when we sit. We can sit properly, upright and straight, and we are sitting on two big pelvic bones designed for sitting - our ischial tuberosities (butt bones). If we slouch, leaning back too much, we put pressure on our coccyx which is the end of the spinal column and not designed to hold our weight.

Looking at the various articles on the internet, I liked the one from Wikipedia best: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coccydynia

I hope this is helpful. Good luck.

in a nutshell. if you REALLY dont want to see your dr, sit on a cushion/pillow always so there's not a lot of pressure there. sometimes people with terrible conditions need surgery. be careful now

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look. im going to try to sit properly, if its still painfull im just going to learn to live with it, no way i go to a doctor

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DWARS LEASIE H3H3H

of decubitus!

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im not going to put my pants down to an unknown, did it when i was 3 years old, no good experiences

HIHIIHIH INSECURE GIRL

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Dont be shy boi

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im not

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hahahah

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i told them about my story, I dont see any shyness???????

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I bet you havent told this to your rl friends!?

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Nah but i should, today i had the chance, but i didnt feel the paint at that moment

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Then you are shy obviously.

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no man, no

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he is, i met him in real life.

HE FUCKING IS

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lol? im shy?:DDDDD

im not shy u faggot, besides i wouldnt had come

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IT WAS A BIG STEP IN YOUR SHY LIFE

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BUT WTF???

ps: photo is failing at trollin

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agreed

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hes telling to evryone about the the stuff u did

BUT PLEASE?????????????????????????????????

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i tried to teach him proper trolling, he failed to pick it up like you did :(

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Like i did? i never failed

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Jesus fucking Christ take some English classes...

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"LIKE U DID" I DIDNT FAIL TO PICK IT UP LIKE HE DID, IN THE SENTENCE U WROTE IT LOOKS LIKE I ALSO FAILED ON LEARNING THOSE "LESSONS"

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your making yourself look even more like an idiot.

but I'll rephrase it.

Photo failed to pick it up the way you did.

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i dont get it, bye

well yes now i do

but fuck u ok

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now that's just plain sad.

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i was expecting a reply like:

ehehehehe ok friend:)))))))

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no, I'm sorry but you failed miserably my friend :(:(:(:(((((

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i didnt, u just wrote a very fucked up phrase

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Can't say that i have, it was properly written.

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keep replying soon 200 replys

win journal imo

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so basically you don't mind making a fool out of yourself by replying back to me with more ridiculous comments.

keep it up

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im not making a fool of myself. 196

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you are, with your bad english.

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my english is awesome 198

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200 REPLYS

U < ME

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vacation 2007 :

i broke my assbone

that takes me off from the nerd list i guess..?

MAYBE

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YeS

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we gaan niet weg we laten je niet met rust neeee

i hang out with dutchies but i totally dunno dutch

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thats not nice

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today i did it, didnt work. ill go outside in 1 month again. till then ;/

are you sure?

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yeh man today i went outside to a jap. restaurant

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you mean chinese motherfoko

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no it was jap

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hahahahahaaaaaaaaa

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on japs they make sushi n stuff right? xd

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Correct.

Go to a doctor and you'll only have to show him your crack, he won't ask if he can put his finger up it too!

Ask you family members to see if there condition is known, but a doctor is the easiest help.

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dont know but a doctor scares me and when i touch it myself it feels weird

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you like touching yourself, don't you

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are you the reall rapper?

HEYAAAAAAAAA

true nerd

sup, ppl whos not nerd dont have bones?

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NOT BECAUSE OF SITTING

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now i sit in a way that my ass is not touching the chair

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IN DEZE JOURNAL WEL JONG<3

Quoteps1: im not going to doctor he will ask me to put my pants down lol

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

seriously it sucks !

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I'm sad now...

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good good

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Not for you :*(

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it may not sound related, but if you were sitting too many hours straight you must of made a huge pressure to your lower back muscle group. you either damaged it or was too weak until it couldn't handle the pressure and your "tailbone" suffered some of the pressure

u can do either of the things:
-improve your lower back muscles
-wait a few days without any stress in the area (e.g excersies that brings stress in that area, such as squat, or sitting a lot without straight back)
-do a warm bath to relax the muscle / area
-if it goes even worse, and u still don't want a doctor, you can buy some creams you can put in the area

i can cream his ass area

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i swear i didnt saw this comment while writting mine

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i hope doctor doesnt have to put creams at my ass.

for now ill take a shower;/

Im not going to work on my back, either stop nerding at pc;((( thx anyway i might try creams tho

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it's only damaged abit or just still under pressure, it takes time for such area to heal since it's usually a place with a lot of movement, so unless you it gets worse or you can't walk anymore then don't worry, and you don't need creams anyways, it's only for a drastic injury

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tbh it fucking hurts when i wake up from chair and i go down stairs XD then is ok, but the moment i wake up is terrible:DD

i think im going to wipe some ice at my ass dont know if it'd work but it might feel good

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it's normal

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Midsummer fest 2004 thursday, I smashed from a swing to my ass, hurted like hell. But it went off, then drinking over weekend at friends cabin, swimming, wrestling etc, no problems. But when tuesday came, I couldn´t get up from bed or sit down, had to go to a doctor for it.

Xrays showed that it was broken :)

so u actually took off your pants to a doctor?

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Can´t remember, could be. Why are you afraid of that, you got a small penis or are you afraid that you become gay if someone sees you naked?

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"im not going to put my pants down to an unknown, did it when i was 3 years old, no good experiences"

oh an btw do they touch your ass n stuff to see if its allright?

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Dude, he is a doctor. Or she, who cares. Well, I like to be naked on public places, so it might just be me.

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:D

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And no, he didn´t touch my ass, just pressed the tailbone.

RELATED AMAZING STORY!

When I was in army, it was quite normal to go to "hospital" and say that "stomach hurts / diarrea, etc", since it is hard to prove you wrong. That way some guys skipped annoying days. But in reserve officer school, there was this doctor who know how to deal with fakers. Finger in the ass, to check something, no idea what :D Supricingly, stomach pains didn´t occur so often anymore :D

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he touched your ass-.-

ed: great story, but thats one dirty man. i dont wipe my ass so i'd pass his test, and btw this is for real

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he didnt check anything. it's scare tactics

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Exactly, you got the idea :)

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he didnt check anything. it's scare tactics

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got booted in the tailbone and couldnt move for a week, rest + drugs = fix

I GUESS YOU ARE WOWOWWWW low+

Suck it up, dont cry

HIHIHIHI

man this journal isnt so replyed by many ppl but still like 80 comments, half of them yours. u can make successful even bad journals

god bless you

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poor ori :<

pfffff yes;(

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if u need help just say, will help u <3

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IM NOT TAKING PANTS OFF

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well u can with me, np i will be ur doctor :D

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:d:d:d:d

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as usual, always bro to help u here :p

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<333

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see, always here <333
later at night feel free to hit on xfire so i help u <3

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ya il go sleep soon anywayz

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a relative of mine had this too a few years ago, can happen if you sit too much and e.g some asshair starts growing inwards and ingnites. this is no joke :D better go and see the doctor i remember it was very painful in the end and he had to be operated...

lol.... man so theres no way that i can avoid a doctor touching my ass?

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well dunno maybe it´s something harmless but this story popped into my mind...
it´s sure not a pleasant experience but i would visit the doc, it will last about 2 min you will survive that :>

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got some shit to grow dicks?

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he might touch your tailbone but he definitely won't touch your cornhole

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IM NOT TAKING PANTS OFF

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AHAHAHA ROLF :DDD

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why u laughing ¬¬ its defi not cool ffs -.- im going to have same shit. and fucking doctors is going to !pants me

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Dude, asshair growing _inside_, just hilarious :D

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my hair from dick goes down there till ass inside the hole, im going to take care of that before the operation

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you won't have to... the nurses will do so :D

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u actually want my ass to get operated right?:D

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I don´t understand what you are saying.

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its cuz i dont know the word from that part of the body, so its missing the KEY word. u will have to do the maths

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gooch/grundle? area between balls + asshole

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Thanks :)))

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Aka "the sweet spot, lick it!"

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0o

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u did the maths allready???

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They don't grow inside ASS, just inside the skin, zlol :=D.

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Yes yes, I understood that, but still funny :)

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sounds pretty funny yes but can get serious :D

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It's not the same I guess.

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yeh dunno as i´m not a doc, just popped in my mind :>

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It's like he says "I have a headache" and the you say: "It's probably a brain tumor" :D.

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don´t underestimate brain tumors! :p

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ask alexL, best ass specialist here

he dont knows a shit about bones, only plastic stuff

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http://www.coccyx.org/whatisit/symptoms.htm

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danke :~>

wait let me read first lal

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:D

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Pain during sexual intercourse, either in men or women.

NO SYMPTOMS THERE, HUH :^D

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that happened long time ago when i was 3

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http://gallery.raccoonfink.com/d/11320-4/ray-charles-i-cant-see-shit

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rofl

I had the same some years ago :P in the summer me and a friend played PC for a week without doing anything else ^^ But I just ignored the pain and kept playing ^^ it stopped after a few days. :D

few days?? how many?

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I cant remember :/ but atleast 2-3 I think but I could sit in some ways so it didnt hurt that bad :D

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i thought it will be gone too but allready 5 days with the pain

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ouch :/ well the pain i had became less and less hurting kinda fast ^^

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not me, im fucked, im still not going to take pants off to a doctor.

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Had aswell.
You have nothing to do, just eat some medicine

and for medicine i need to see a doctor :/

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Kill your self it's the best option.

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not a cool reply bro

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KILL THEM WITH FIREEE

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kill what with fire? not cool replys? or pervent doctors?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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You have actually really thought about it since you dont wanna see a docter right?

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Just endure it... there is just medicine which will ease the pain.

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It's nothing seriouss I guess.

cool story

whahaha now THATS what i call funny!:D

Wont go to the doctor?

Oh come on, try going to the doctor and get a sexually transmitted disease test, now thats fucked up.

lol why should i test that, as far as i know i havent got rapped

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been there, done that

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i think its gonna heal in a day or two, and if it doesnt...HAHA

sitt on a pillow, propely

just laugh your ass off and it won't hurt anymore

THIS GUY DESERVES A MEDAL

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WHY?

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YOU DONT SEE WHY?

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NO

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THAT EXPLAINS ALLOT

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XD

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then go jogging and move your ass :D so your bone won't hurt.. and don't sit 24/7 infront of your pc? :DD

i hope your bone will stop hurtin ;) gl

cool story bro

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