Cat fart wtf?

by Deactivated5638 • 30 Nov 2009, 19:17 • Journals
Man.....

Whenever I pick my cat up, he unleashes this massive, silent, but deadly fart. He does it like 13-14 times a day, it's destroying my lungs....

Anyway I can get this friggen Cat's fart to stop the unfriendly odor?
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nicon 30 Nov 2009, 19:19
same here lol
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Deactivated5638 30 Nov 2009, 19:20
I have had a few cats, but none of them farts as bad as this one. I'm dieing on the floor choking cuz of it, lol
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nicon 30 Nov 2009, 19:26
exactly, its just since few weeks tho..dno how it does that, i put her on my arm and not even one sec later its impossible to not through her at least two metres from you
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darthmob 30 Nov 2009, 19:20
Don't pick him up!
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Deactivated5638 30 Nov 2009, 19:21
He kinda does it on his own sometimes, like if he's just chillin on my lap, just out of no where BAM. FART
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m1ke 30 Nov 2009, 19:21
So, the farting is activated by you!
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Deactivated5638 30 Nov 2009, 19:23
But what exactly am I doing wrong. It's not always when I pick him up.
I just got out of the shower and this cat has farted three times already, and I'm sure I smell like farts. :((
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m1ke 30 Nov 2009, 19:24
Maybe you have bad breath and the cat is just getting back at you!
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Deactivated5638 30 Nov 2009, 19:25
I breathe through my nose.
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LeJUiCE 30 Nov 2009, 19:59
pls get her to the veterinary
and show some pics ^__^
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Deactivated5638 30 Nov 2009, 20:02
XD
Would if I could :((((
BTW
This cat's balls are problably the biggest u will ever see
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LeJUiCE 30 Nov 2009, 20:03
wat u mean u cant
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Deactivated5638 30 Nov 2009, 20:05
I dun have a camera.
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mama 30 Nov 2009, 19:20
change his food try a different one
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imabob 30 Nov 2009, 19:23
dunno, mine barely farts :]
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ScarZy 30 Nov 2009, 19:25
arsebone update go.
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imabob 30 Nov 2009, 19:31
lol, im not looking for attention today, but ive been sick and when i was doing those fucking big sneezes (or whatever is spelled: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsrZ_za-2Ic ) my ass bone was hurting badly, more than the other days so that means that the boner is more fucked up;( but today i went outside to walk and see how the outside looks like and i didnt feel the pain, but now that im sitting down for 30m im allready feeling it again;(

anyway im not going to put pants off to a doctor like i said.
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Deactivated5638 30 Nov 2009, 19:40
ye :D
He might be Pedofile-Man
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Jesse 30 Nov 2009, 19:26
could be 2 things...

either he/she i gassing around cause its frightend of something..
or its stomach is fucked up
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Deactivated5638 30 Nov 2009, 19:28
I feed 'im regular cat food, and sometimes chicken and meat.
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Jesse 30 Nov 2009, 19:29
hmmm well whenever my dog has nasty farts is mostly frightend of something
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Deactivated5638 30 Nov 2009, 19:32
Ever had your dog sleep peacefully somewhere and out of no where you smell an unfriendly odor? wtf?! Bad dream?
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Jesse 30 Nov 2009, 19:36
hahaha no i dunno about that then :p
maybe your cat is just getting old?
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deactivated1032 30 Nov 2009, 19:27
tape it and upload it :o
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Dylon 30 Nov 2009, 19:29
have the same problem whit wome...
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crook 30 Nov 2009, 19:45
they pick you up and you fart? :DDD
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Jonasty 30 Nov 2009, 19:41
put your finger in it ;d
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Deactivated5638 30 Nov 2009, 19:44
Oh yeah. Shitfinger. That'll get to the bottom of this.
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Jonasty 30 Nov 2009, 19:45
lol idk , change his food maybe
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Synd 30 Nov 2009, 19:41
Thats good stuff, Catfart - ahhhhhhh


xDDDDDDD
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slajdan 30 Nov 2009, 19:45
Drawing conclusions:
1. he needs other food
2. some prob with his stomach? ask a vet or google around
3. part of growing?
4. maybe he wants to be fucked in the ass to show that you are the captain since he only triggers when you are close or touching him? get a leash and show him u r the captain somehow
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Aniky 30 Nov 2009, 19:46
or prob showing him that hes everytime horny when hes close to him :D
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Deactivated5638 30 Nov 2009, 19:46
Not sure about the first 3, the 4th one sounds more reasonable.
I am a sexy man to cats. Oh no
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mental 30 Nov 2009, 19:52
OK SLAJDAN MR. CAT EXPERT OK
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slajdan 30 Nov 2009, 19:54
did I give you pictures? ^-^
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mental 30 Nov 2009, 19:59
Not yet!
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slajdan 30 Nov 2009, 20:00
image: postal-2
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LeJUiCE 30 Nov 2009, 20:04
rofl cat strike 1.6
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Fab 30 Nov 2009, 20:13
more like postal
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LeJUiCE 30 Nov 2009, 20:51
nvr played postal models look like cs
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Aniky 30 Nov 2009, 19:46
well give him diffrent type of food, same shit at u, if u will eat some type of food u can fart really nasty xd
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Deactivated5638 30 Nov 2009, 19:47
lol xd
I've eaten some Cat food before but I never had farts like this Toxic Waste Cat.
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Anima 30 Nov 2009, 20:08
if they fart lik every 5-10 mins then they eat something that produces alot of gas like chicken or milk (atleast in my case it does :D)
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Eddo 30 Nov 2009, 20:11
never even noticed if my cat would fart, it does dream a lot (moves the legs while sleeping, starts miauwing all of the sudden, eye movement) :D
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pala 30 Nov 2009, 21:07
what was it? cant see the pic :s
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