the FUUUUUUU journal

hello ladies and gentlemen

i'm going to push your care-o-meter to the highest level.

care-history
yesterday
- the school part:
i woke up @ 6am and was fucking tired.
went to school by train and bus, where i slept a lil bit. some wnb gangstas listened to random hip-hop music with their mobile phones. i thought: "fuck off, just get up and search another place to sleep". ok i was able to find a nice place and then i arrived @ school.
we had to work 6hours in the metal workshop (or whatever it's called) and my noobie class mate asked me to help him, he had to use the hammer with both hands.
this retard didn't cleaned his hands, which were dirty and wet.
that's why he hit my finger. i became fucking angry.
but i still wanted to stay cool, cause i believed that my day is going to be nice after all this shit.
so, the school part was a big fail

- after-school part
i called my girlfriend, cause we wanted to go to the cinema.
but she told me, that she needs some time to think about a few things.
hm, after that i decided to eat some burgers.
while i waited for my burges, a fat guy came next to me and wanted to steal my order lul :XD
i gave him 10 cent to provocate him :D
tasty burgers are the best thing to forget all the stress, but if you have to shit and the toilet is full, you could get in trouble like me ;_;
fail after fail, but it's not over O.o

- football train part
finally, my biggest love called football, omg i was so happy lol.
forgot the fail part of the day and just concentrated to play well.
it started to rain but who cares, it's kinda expected in germany.
so we kept playing, until the lowest tard from my team shot in my holy penis.
if i had enough power to get up, i would like to kick him in his ugly fuckface.
after 10min i continued to play. the devil inside me told me that i have to kick him in his ass, so i did. he was like "oh noes my anus! D':" and i was kinda happy :D
BUT, like something new, next fail was coming.
after this action, my captain talked with me and said, cool asskick but you can spectate us @ weekend.

- the fucking rest of the day
shit day, everything was a fail.
took a shower, ate 2 döner kebab and 1 small pizza and drank a few beer.
i wanted to watch tv, but then my mother came in my room and showed me her leg, it was broken omg she fell down the stairs or something -.-
i had to drive her to the hospital and well it was hard to keep the car @ the road.
the hospital was totally fucked up, waited 4 hours and after that i took my mother and went home. slept @ 2am


today
woke up @ 6am
went to school like yesterday. no wnb gangstas this time.
i wanted to cry, cause tuesday = 6hours electrical engineering.
ok fuck off, the teacher from our neighbour class told us that we don't have school today! everybody started to make party, and i was like FUUUUUUUU!!!!!

now, i am @ home and going to sleep the whole day.
thx for attention,i know it was really interesting (not).

what i have learned from all this shit? that god hates me.

bb!


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Comments
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I'm not even going to read it all. Instead I'm going to inform you that yesterday morning, at approximately 08:15GMT, for the first time in 18 years and 91 days, a bird hit me in the fucking face.

That's right. Flew right at me. Fucking hurt

And you think you had a bad day...
idd i had. just read all the shit.
Parent
The bird thought you where a tree. Explains all.
Parent
sine replied to your comment Crossfire 1 Dec 09, 11:39
sine replied to your comment Crossfire 1 Dec 09, 11:38
sine replied to your comment Crossfire 1 Dec 09, 11:38

wut
Parent
shitty work proxy doesn't let me comment sometimes, so I have to hit F5 until it registers and get multi-posts :(((
Parent
Thank you for lifting my spirit with your suffering <3
I rofled.
Parent
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Parent
:D

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yes, god defo hates you man :D
hehe cool story :p
sleep well
shit happens
my shooting finger is very painful
:(
wtf 2 long
cool story bro
u r an angry nerd asskicker spectator
i called my girlfriend, cause we wanted to go to the cinema.
but she told me, that she needs some time to think about a few things.
hm, after that i decided to eat some burgers.

WHAT A CHAV U ARE
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Parent
aww, I actually feel your misery m8! Surely not a brightest day you've experienced 8<
Wait till she said why she needed some time to think :P
she is blonde, that's why.
Parent
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