help me with my date

by ENSJQM • 4 Dec 2009, 23:09 • Journals
i have been going out with a beautiful girl for some time now. our dates have generally gone well but i always end up fucking it up somehow. farest i have got is a kiss.

help me casanovas!!!! what should i do to get in bed with her?

here is a link to the game: http://arianeb.com/dateariane/default.htm
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repjeee 4 Dec 2009, 23:10
Win her in a cs match
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Uteoz 4 Dec 2009, 23:10
best jokes since the jesus was born :DDDDD
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Blindi 4 Dec 2009, 23:11
rubbed the shit out of her and show her tits, that's more Ive ever done IRL
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darthmob 4 Dec 2009, 23:12
Rammstein put it like that: "Wer ficken will muss freundlich sein." which roughly translates into "He who wants to fuck must be nice."
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slifer 4 Dec 2009, 23:18
Musik für die Unterschicht.
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JeyAem 5 Dec 2009, 02:54
ganz unrecht haben se aber net :)
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pupupup 4 Dec 2009, 23:13
Hey watch your hands! We just met and you are already trying to cop a feel.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a lousy 1.
THE END
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ENSJQM 4 Dec 2009, 23:14
been there bro
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pupupup 4 Dec 2009, 23:16
Thanks for the kiss. Shall we read poetry next? or turn on some music maybe?


hmm
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ENSJQM 4 Dec 2009, 23:18
we would but we cant
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sm0keninja 4 Dec 2009, 23:18
Back off Ensam, that bitch belongs to me.
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ENSJQM 4 Dec 2009, 23:23
nah lets say one of our players isnt exactly allowed to fly out of finland for a while
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ENSJQM 4 Dec 2009, 23:25
yes he was to drink you figured it all out
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strN 4 Dec 2009, 23:26
show her one of your ettv replays
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Deactivated6145 4 Dec 2009, 23:27
Tell them you play ET
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pebe 4 Dec 2009, 23:28
first i tought you were serious and was liek "WAT"

then i saw the link
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pupupup 4 Dec 2009, 23:29
Well, sorry you have to call it a night, the sex was wonderful.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10. Call me anytime!

image: casanova
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Blindi 4 Dec 2009, 23:30
I WANT TO BELIEVE; EH?! =)))
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fixxx3r 4 Dec 2009, 23:29
Tell her to watch you training with MM all night(mare) long till 8 in the morning and when she falls asleep so hard, fuck her.
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ikschieths 4 Dec 2009, 23:38
sounds like a plan
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Cstm 4 Dec 2009, 23:41
normally touching breast works fine @ dates but not in this application
DON'T TRUST THIS SHITTY APP ":DD"
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kazzam 4 Dec 2009, 23:48
that app is so buggy >.<
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mini 4 Dec 2009, 23:52
finally i found this game !
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sLothh 4 Dec 2009, 23:56
just rape her lol, and then 1-8-7.

simple as fuck, but still brilliant
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Tutteli 4 Dec 2009, 23:57
i tried to play the game and i got message that too many users in same time or sumting.
All nerds doing this on fridays.....
Get the fuck out of here.....
























because i want play!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GoodGuyGary 5 Dec 2009, 00:00
Well, sorry you have to call it a night, the sex was wonderful.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10. Call me anytime!
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setupj 5 Dec 2009, 00:28
ridiculous.
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ENSJQM 5 Dec 2009, 00:33
fuck you

image: hahaha
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setupj 5 Dec 2009, 03:24
ur a joke and you look like a monkey tbh.
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ENSJQM 5 Dec 2009, 00:28
I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

image: panomies
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sm0keninja 5 Dec 2009, 00:31
Gongrats Ensam, now you are a man :)
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GoodGuyGary 5 Dec 2009, 00:33
ensam chick pwner m8, wp man :)
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ENSJQM 5 Dec 2009, 00:34
rocked her world ;)
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STICKER 5 Dec 2009, 03:49
HHAHAHA KANKER NERD!! :d

shes fukin pretty nd shit id bone the bones out of here
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s1gnum 5 Dec 2009, 00:37
Tell her u like long walks on the beach & trolling at forums.
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ENSJQM 5 Dec 2009, 00:42
you obviously dont know anything about women
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mini 5 Dec 2009, 00:49
all i got was some flashing and skinny dipping
:(
i am a failure in both real life and e-life
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Booni 5 Dec 2009, 00:51
omg!! thought I had her already but I got a fucking 6???
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PetriP-TNT 5 Dec 2009, 01:02
you must use MULSUS MG-TACTICS
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unblind 5 Dec 2009, 01:04
she has v high standards

her: are you over 18?
me: yup
her: lets spend the night together
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EiNIX 5 Dec 2009, 01:47
lol..
i actually thought u were serious..
but its even worse -.- ur talking about a game
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cryptz 5 Dec 2009, 02:01
jesus is this 2006?
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Thomm 5 Dec 2009, 03:55
Get her drunk.
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Sgt.Pepper 5 Dec 2009, 06:14
just man up
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sHEv 5 Dec 2009, 16:07
sad nerd is sad
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