Pokernoob I is

by INSTi • 13 Dec 2009, 02:52 • Journals
Someone fucking tell me why I lose against 2 aces when I have 2 jacks and 2 kings? Then I went all in and had 3 kings and lost to a nothing hand.. I don't fucking get it ;(

was holdem btw..

I don't get it ;/

bte I'M RTFM NOW but I'm really fucking conmfused cuz I was sure I rmembered how to play this shit ...

edit: YES after 6 hours of playing I managed to win some money xDD

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MAJOR FUCKING EDIT:

After Hours of trial and error I finally won a 80 man tournament and I is proud :DD <3
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Vanhaomena 13 Dec 2009, 02:53
This, too, is 50/50
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 02:55
what did I do wrong, on the first hand I raised cuz I felt confident and he didn't have shit, I had 2 pairs and lose against 2 aces is 2 aces higher then 2 pairs in texas holdem are wat?
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Vanhaomena 13 Dec 2009, 02:58
Seriousmode: You lost against 2 pairs, Aces and X's. There were 2 X's on the board. I don't know which card X was but that doesn't make a difference.
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 03:05
I got so pissed I forgot the river but he could have had a streat then (Or do aces count as any card, let's say you have one ase and no ace on the river but there is a king, the other guy got 2 queens, in my logic he had a pair so he wins but is the ace some sort of joker then so that he can use it as another king?).. But then why did I lose when I went in with 2 kings on river and 1 in my hand? Cause I couldn't raise anymore he automatically won maybe?

soz for noob questions xD
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Vanhaomena 13 Dec 2009, 03:09
"I got so pissed I forgot the river but he could have had a streat then "

Wtf.

"(Or do aces count as any card, let's say you have one ase and no ace on the river but there is a king, the other guy got 2 queens, in my logic he had a pair so he wins but is the ace some sort of joker then so that he can use it as another king?).."

Ace is 1 or 14.

" But then why did I lose when I went in with 2 kings on river and 1 in my hand?"

Because your opponent had a straight, flush, straight flush, full house or 3 kings with a higher kicker.

"Cause I couldn't raise anymore he automatically won cuz he didn't have anything"

You don't have to raise to win if you have the best hand. You can just call whatever he bets and you'll win if your hand is better than theirs. If you fold, you automatically lose of course.
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 03:12
ok ok ty.

With the river I meant that I cannot remember it to post the exact cards I had to you
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Jimriniho 13 Dec 2009, 02:54
I don't get it ;/
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zeec 13 Dec 2009, 03:14
Never liked aces. For beginners its the worst hand you can get.
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Nub 13 Dec 2009, 03:19
Stop playing kj ?
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Vanhaomena 13 Dec 2009, 03:22
SB: Villain
BB: Hero (Ks Js)

4 folds, SB calls 0.50$, Hero... Folds?

Stop playing KJ
Stop overplaying KJ
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vila 13 Dec 2009, 10:18
You'll have to explain me your 50 / 50 strat on irc sometime..

Don't really know what it's about but you guys seem to make a big deal out of it.
Maybe it's good for tourney play IDK and I could benefit a lot from it..

Bankroll going over 5K atm !
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zeec 13 Dec 2009, 12:12
Its illegal most places.
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noodle 13 Dec 2009, 03:28
what's wrong with kraglejump?
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Seanza 13 Dec 2009, 04:18
ACE > ALL
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ENSJQM 13 Dec 2009, 04:37
bug in software? :)
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 04:47
prolly in my brain, I should go to bed :S
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HansoO 13 Dec 2009, 05:00
playing too atm,, lost a lot, but won a lot before...

poker that is :D


edit: lol. just had some poket 3s. flop was 8 3 A. and guess what? i lost against A A xD
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 06:38
xD I just went all in with 2 other people and won 2400 xD
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N30 13 Dec 2009, 07:30
already rolling full tilt, need to learn about secret 50/50 before i dare take on more skilled clients though!
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 08:31
I don't even give a shit about that, when I have a good hand I raise if I don't I fold, pretty simple strategie xD
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nicon 13 Dec 2009, 10:49
simple & not good
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 11:07
Oh sry mr Moneymaker xD
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nicon 13 Dec 2009, 11:10
np, if everyone was as good as me, id have to concentrate much more
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 11:34
yes no wat wat who knows why is it are we not making err Im sense now
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nicon 13 Dec 2009, 11:37
cause you got confused by some confusin man who wat is confusing and now youre confused, innit confusing?
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 11:39
I have no clue wat u are talkin bout sir
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nicon 13 Dec 2009, 11:42
neither have i tbh
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 11:42
I secretly know wat your were saying, now you look stupid! XD
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nicon 13 Dec 2009, 11:44
however i knew that you hide your wisdom

haha
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 11:46
u know so much about me, that is a little disturbing XD
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nicon 13 Dec 2009, 11:49
np, im big brother watching
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 11:54
where do u play poker and if for money?

e: ah I thought u were 16 so I guess you play for real money :S
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nicon 13 Dec 2009, 11:57
used to play in pokerstars a yr ago, but somehow my money is gone, so atm im tryin to get some by winning freerolls on full tilt..playin atm
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 12:08
Hmm I'm playing some tournament where you can win 18cents, on a 10 people table you get 0.05. how is it like at free tilt?
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nicon 13 Dec 2009, 12:13
gta play satellites there
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 12:13
WAT
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nicon 13 Dec 2009, 12:21
it awards entry to next tournament
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 12:29
will check that out later


btw I didn't even get a single pair for the 10 rounds srsly... Oh lol nvm just won 6000 xDDDDDDDD
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Lover 13 Dec 2009, 09:24
u actually won
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zeKxa 13 Dec 2009, 10:51
Full Tilt Poker > Everest

tbh
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 11:14
I asked vanhis and he told me to start there, maybe it was sarcasm :/
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xrifZ 13 Dec 2009, 11:09
you played 6 hours to get 0.5$ ?

you will be rich in future.
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 11:17
I need some special numbers to be able to tranfer some money and banks are closed so I can't get it. So I'm just gonna make 20 cents so I can join a money table xD

e: btw l2r it's 0.05 xD
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 11:19
SHOW ME THE MONEY
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mAnki 13 Dec 2009, 11:28
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 11:32
does nothing for me, already scrubbed too much tonight ;D
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tALi 13 Dec 2009, 12:34
man,all girls should be like that :<
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 14:48
I thought that's what beer was made for :p
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tALi 13 Dec 2009, 14:50
haha ! :-D
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flushje 13 Dec 2009, 13:10
thanks for this
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spiROZE 13 Dec 2009, 12:32
can someone tell me what currently is the best pokersite to play no limit-hold'em cash tables?
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 14:47
vanhis said everest was good to start out on but alot of people talk about free tilt poker, you should just try them out and see what's comftorable.. OR ask vanhis
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spiROZE 13 Dec 2009, 14:49
I just installed PKR, that's also fine I guess?
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INSTi 13 Dec 2009, 14:52
actually I have no idea but.. no, no idea :>


e OHHHHH no Im sorry. Ask Vanhis!
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