alexL training for LAN

by sock • 15 Dec 2009, 19:16 • Journals
There is a reason why i have not been to any lan yet, im training to become huge and i will crush you fucking nerds at lan.
It all begun in my garage, training like rocky.

Here is a old video of me training for lan to kill some of you nerds at this cic7 lan, and ofc this helps my aim in et aswell...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuO-c2PoWgg&feature=related

kinda old only 10cm, now with my 14.5cm in the ass I will fucking crush all bones in your heads.

prepare yourselfs nerds.

peace.
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sock 15 Dec 2009, 19:16
I particularly like how I only had to change a couple of numbers, a word and a link.
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Deactivated5476 15 Dec 2009, 19:20
with ur gaming glasses?
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R0SS 15 Dec 2009, 19:22
haha u always amuse me sock !
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mini 15 Dec 2009, 19:22
sock is back
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joey 15 Dec 2009, 19:25
You just made your last will.
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douille 15 Dec 2009, 19:27
That movie is kinda old but still welcome back dude <3
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overdrive 15 Dec 2009, 20:00
you are getting old meight
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kevlar 15 Dec 2009, 20:01
hello there sock.
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sock 15 Dec 2009, 21:12
Fuck me, you're like the Parthenon.
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kevlar 16 Dec 2009, 09:49
i shall not fuck you. filthy swine.
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BuLL 15 Dec 2009, 20:03
hilarious sock, fucking great. We need more of your shit, your perfect english + your cynical approuch to things make it outstanding.
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 20:34
Approuch indeed, like your English is perfect... :))))
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BuLL 15 Dec 2009, 20:54
what?
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 20:59
.....

approach
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BuLL 15 Dec 2009, 21:13
I wasnt beeing sarcastic lol, it was a compliment and where the fuck did I say my English is perfect?

shut up really :E
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 21:42
If your English isn't perfect, don't comment on someone elses English. Simple as.
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BuLL 15 Dec 2009, 22:21
It was a compliment, what the fuck :E
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 22:22
But it's so far from perfect...
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BuLL 15 Dec 2009, 22:23
It's English like no normal Dutch person would speak, therefore it's perfect in it's own way.
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 22:24
Not quite, I've seen more perfect English than that amongst several Dutch people.
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goldfarmer 16 Dec 2009, 08:37
stfu :DDDDDdddd
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Rhand 15 Dec 2009, 22:21
He was complimenting sock on his impressive english skills and in no way had the intention to diss sock, which would have failed before he even started it because sock is untouchable.

Do you understand it now, you puppet?
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 22:22
But it's so far from perfect...
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Rhand 15 Dec 2009, 22:23
As expected, your diss failed before you even started it :<
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 22:26
No, either way. If he was complementing, it wasn't perfect as said. And if he sarcastic he would be just plain stupid. Thus my previous statements still remain valid.
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sock 15 Dec 2009, 22:27
I considered explaining this to you but it gave me a headache.
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Deactivated5619 15 Dec 2009, 21:03
haha you fucking nerd
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BuLL 15 Dec 2009, 21:14
ok, you got me there...
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sock 15 Dec 2009, 21:10
The last time someone was that pleased to find a typo my mother was telling me she wanted a duck.
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 21:43
It wasn't a typo. He shouldn't whine about people having bad English if he types approach like that.
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sock 15 Dec 2009, 21:47
That's too much dumb for me to deal with right now.
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 22:16
Typo means you accidentally made a mistake whilst typing... He actually thought it was "approuch". Looks like you're the one being dumb.
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sock 15 Dec 2009, 22:21
If you keep acting out this retard role I will eventually believe you.
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 22:23
But your English so far from perfect...
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sock 15 Dec 2009, 22:27
*But your English is so far from perfect.
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 22:30
You fail. Multiple period use is actually correct in the English language. It's called an Ellipsis.
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sock 15 Dec 2009, 22:34
I know what an ellipsis is, and it doesn't have to be capitalised. Unfortunately for you I was actually pointing out the lack of the auxillary verb 'is' in your sentence.
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 22:35
Ouch you got me there. That's what I get for copy pasting "But it's so far from perfect... " from above sentences.
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fra 15 Dec 2009, 23:34
shut up, you're annoying anyway
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 23:35
You're French.
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fra 15 Dec 2009, 23:40
I surrender, I sell baguettes along with croissants and I eat frogs accompagnied with snails

image: 21410_geert_wilders
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 23:43
A wise choice.

image: sarkozybushphotoshoot6pov0
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fra 15 Dec 2009, 23:46
actually, I hate this guy and everything he stands for, he's a disgrace, a fucking disgrace hehe
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 23:48
He stands on a box.
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fra 15 Dec 2009, 23:53
oh because you have never stood on a box maybe ? :S
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Snorfiets 15 Dec 2009, 23:56
Not to stand in front of a camera to make myself look taller. That I haven't.
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goldfarmer 16 Dec 2009, 09:00
You're tall. Is this english perfect????//
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Snorfiets 16 Dec 2009, 16:50
Nee, moet een hoofdletter zijn in "English" :DDDD
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BuLL 16 Dec 2009, 10:46
lol I thought the same haha, he's better than tom hanks lol
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sock 15 Dec 2009, 21:17
Appreciated bull. You now join milk at the top of my "dutch men I would" list.
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BuLL 15 Dec 2009, 21:21
ye no problem & ty :)
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sock 15 Dec 2009, 21:45
Haha, I just figured it out, he thinks I wrote the journal and you were being sarcastic about it.
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BuLL 15 Dec 2009, 22:22
ye wtf, I'll think twice next time I'll make a compliment, pff.......
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Rhand 15 Dec 2009, 22:29
Who tops your "belgian men i would" list?
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sock 15 Dec 2009, 22:35
Don't make me choose between you and overdrive!
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Baroque 15 Dec 2009, 20:04
[Rv] for the comeback!
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strN 15 Dec 2009, 20:05
aim=muscles
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Pansy 15 Dec 2009, 20:53
why is this man not paid to write for crossfire?
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BuLL 15 Dec 2009, 21:18
Indeed, I'd rather give some euros a month to read some of socks stories about anything or nothing than to pay for some kind of new anticheat crap, yeah!
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slajdan 15 Dec 2009, 22:03
Germany socks England sock
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Rhand 15 Dec 2009, 22:22
socks as in sock's as in sock his stories.
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BuLL 15 Dec 2009, 22:23
i dno socks, sry ;(
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pala 15 Dec 2009, 21:25
that guy is truly pathethic, he will realise it when he gets older
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evokz 15 Dec 2009, 21:45
thats so fucking old. Whats more that some viagra advert
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im a tree 15 Dec 2009, 22:21
I can confirm that this is indeed sock in the video. That or a salaried stunt double.
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sock 15 Dec 2009, 22:29
Apparently cock push ups don't constitute a legitimate stunt. God I hate contracts.
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Maikhol 15 Dec 2009, 23:39
i will give you some love in there
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