poker-journal #9000

by shapeshftr • 17 Dec 2009, 20:38 • Journals
I've played some poker today.. :DDDDDDDDddd

started with 8$, and finished my session with 54$ :DDDDDDddd
damn I love those pokerstars-fishes, I'm sure some of you were playing there, because those guys were as retarded as Robaciek or other mentally challenged faggots at this site! =oDDDDDD

Thanks to [flag=<3] KRP and the Finland finnish community for the 50/50 tax, it turned my life from a nightmare to a paradise on earth! I even lost some weight while thinking about the 50/50 tax, and even my IQ jumped from 110 to 136!


PS:

I can effort some bread now, this shit is off the chain :DDDDDddd
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mama 17 Dec 2009, 20:39
50/50 made my chest hair grow
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strN 17 Dec 2009, 20:39
gonna play texas hold'em on my blackberry again!
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Sample 17 Dec 2009, 20:40
heh, np

50/50 is everything u need for success
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Eddo 17 Dec 2009, 20:40
doubled my money with 50/50 so easy to pwn noobs
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RazZaH 17 Dec 2009, 20:40
someone teach me the 50/50 tax


make a tutorial :D
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shapeshftr 17 Dec 2009, 20:43
no you spastic, white people are too fucked up to learn 50/50 tax!
you can't learn 50/50 btw, it's a gift by the finnish god!
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RazZaH 17 Dec 2009, 20:48
finnish is my new religion and im black

gimme the tax, ngr bro aight
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shapeshftr 17 Dec 2009, 20:50
a thunderbolt would hit me if I'd tell you, so I better keep 50/50 tax for myself, don't want to face the finnish god :s he's nice, but if you share secret info he's like "LOL I'M MAD" :s
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strN 17 Dec 2009, 20:48
gief tax or tits
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Darren 17 Dec 2009, 20:52
havent u accepted yet that it doesnt exist?
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RazZaH 17 Dec 2009, 20:53
huh?
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Darren 17 Dec 2009, 20:53
theyre just trolling.

buy harrington on cash games if u wanna win some money.

xxxxxxloveyouxxxxxx
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Iron 18 Dec 2009, 04:49
books are extremely overrated. but it's still funny that ppl think they'll start winning only because of the books. of course they include some of the concepts you need, but it won't make you a winner alone :p I've read ~4 books I think and some just partly and learned 95% of the facts still from elsewhere. it's still possible to beat nl/plo4-10 games with them! :D

let's say a random player reads many pokerbooks and goes to for example 100-400 games and I guarantee - the regulars will crush this guy totally. it's harsh, but you just gotta learn it by losing.

and I don't mean this to be offensive, just making a point. (it's not wrong to read those books anyways)
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Darren 18 Dec 2009, 19:05
yeah ofc. your exactly right.. the books only give u the basis of how to think, rarther than how to play yourself... you do need to have some good and bad experiences in poker to consider yourself a good player, certainly.

I play pretty much cash games only, and i dont follow the rule books exactly how it says... or id be too predictable and probably get crushed.
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Iron 20 Dec 2009, 14:10
yeps. for example coachingvideos (cardrunners.com etc.) or a real coach makes so big difference that you just can't believe it first :p
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mini 17 Dec 2009, 20:59
50/50 made my eyes water
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nicon 17 Dec 2009, 21:13
pokerstars is gay, gta wait till 70% is out, cuz everyone just goes randomly allin all the time
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shapeshftr 17 Dec 2009, 21:18
you obviously have no clue, means you're a fish yourself! :-)
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nicon 17 Dec 2009, 23:41
fishes are nice, they can swim 24/7
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oneofTHEM 17 Dec 2009, 21:37
where I can play some online poker ( not based on real money ) with a lot of ppl?
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shapeshftr 17 Dec 2009, 22:28
don't play with playmoney, go for real money on low blinds if you want to learn a bit!
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duNzy 17 Dec 2009, 22:38
50/50 is just plain sick
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ub1quitous 17 Dec 2009, 23:06
Since i use 50/50 i get all the girls!!
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rolst 17 Dec 2009, 23:13
you know what short stack strategy is... if so pm me and i show ya how to get 50 dollors free no string attached take the money or play with it up ta you
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