That is really on my mind!

by Loekino • 21 Dec 2009, 19:29 • Journals
Hello ladies and gentleman, i am here to listen to your deep problems you cannot tell to people around you cause you think they might image: simpsons_nelson_haha


Ill start to [img]http://blog.clintphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/lester-ice-plates-web.jpg][/img]


I am very afraid to tell my sex partners i have herpes, going to the doctor is even scarier cause what if the doctor touches my penis and i will have a premature ejaculation in his moustache.

it feels great to share this with people all over the world, thanks everyone! it helps allot!
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RazZaH 21 Dec 2009, 19:31
failimg
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:31
oh, you have herpes by the way!
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RazZaH 21 Dec 2009, 19:31
why zeh hate
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:34
no hate, just telling you to visit a docotoro soon!
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RazZaH 21 Dec 2009, 19:35
try wanking before

then you wont get an errection
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:38
thanks for the solution! will try that tomorrow!
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Snorfiets 21 Dec 2009, 19:31
DON'T WORRY

DR. MARIO WILL TREAT YOU

image: drmarioinsulin
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:33
i had that game on the game gear, it sucked!


oh, you have herpes by the way!
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Rewolf 21 Dec 2009, 19:48
Mario Game on a SEGA Handheld..what?
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:49
yeap! something with allot of games on it had it!
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Rewolf 21 Dec 2009, 19:55
Sounds illegal, like a case for:

image: brein_122543h
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Deactivated5619 21 Dec 2009, 19:31
fail
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:32
oh, you have herpes by the way!
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Deactivated5619 21 Dec 2009, 19:33
no u!
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:33
well yes, i already said i have herpes!
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Deactivated5619 21 Dec 2009, 19:35
do you have birthmarks on both of your buttcheeks?
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:37
yes i do! even one on my nipple!
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Deactivated5619 21 Dec 2009, 19:38
can i see?
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 20:04
its ahrd to reply i noticed
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STICKER 21 Dec 2009, 19:32
how nice :))))))))
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:33
isnt it? so.. got anything to share with us?



oh, you have herpes by the way!
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STICKER 21 Dec 2009, 19:35
I want to share that I have herpes..

finally someone who listens to me :(
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:36
no problem son<3 i am here for you!
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STICKER 21 Dec 2009, 19:38
how nice :))

oh and fuck off with that wnb jonasty he's tikkeltje gay

now my mind is finally clear :)
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:39
he left the island already, jungleman...
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Sungi 21 Dec 2009, 19:36
I already have herpes!
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:37
oh! so now you have double herpes!
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Sungi 21 Dec 2009, 19:38
Now that I replied to you when I had double herpes, it gives you triple herpes!
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Deann 21 Dec 2009, 19:41
oh noes
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:42
yep.. you too!
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Deann 21 Dec 2009, 19:44
nono, I have Gonorrhea
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:44
oh! well you got herpes also now!
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Deann 21 Dec 2009, 19:45
explain plz!
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infect 21 Dec 2009, 19:44
I am immune to herpes
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:45
oh, you have herpes now anyway!
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infect 21 Dec 2009, 19:50
Zero tolerance in Herpes
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Jonasty 21 Dec 2009, 19:45
what the
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:51
yep, you have a little bit of it too!
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Deactivated5923 21 Dec 2009, 19:47
Loekinaids
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:51
no, i never had sex with you damn ugly beast
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Deactivated5923 21 Dec 2009, 20:15
That's why you so skinny!
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Baz 21 Dec 2009, 19:48
Moustache's are sooooooo 70's ..... YMCA!
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 19:50
oh, you have herpes now too!


isnt that great fun?
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Baz 21 Dec 2009, 19:57
hell yeah!
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 20:01
DO A LITTLE DANCE!
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Baz 21 Dec 2009, 20:56
Every body dance now!
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 21:19
tu, tu tu tu tu
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Mrspeedo 21 Dec 2009, 19:51
They are making a comeback!
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sLothh 21 Dec 2009, 20:13
okay so i bought a sex-toy from the internetz (vagina!) and of course it is a secret, it would be rly weird if some1 would know about it but nvm i am still a virgin so i wanted to practise a bit. i was enjoying it but after some days i realized something weird is happening to my dick lol
so i googled the problem and i was shocked a bit , well everything what was written matched perfectly lol syphilis :/ wtf how can this be even possible ?!!?! I hope it's not that but i am afraid to go to the doctor and say the story
wat should i do :/ ? !!!
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 20:20
you will die anyway! success!
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k1kzzzzz 21 Dec 2009, 20:44
i dont post a comment here, becaus ei will get herpes! im smart i dont post a comment, so i cant get herpes!
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diph 21 Dec 2009, 21:16
by posting in ur journal i assume ill get herpes aswell, but thats not a problem, i got the cure right here.
i could give u some to get rid of ur herpes but ill cost u some loooove, baby :)
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Loekino 21 Dec 2009, 22:14
i have enough of love to spare!
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