Relationship is like poker

When you are in relationship with a girl there is options like in poker:
-If you say to a girl "I love you" this is like All-in in poker. She will love you too (call) or she we leave you as soon as she can.
-If you are nice to a girl like buying flowers etc. It's like beting a small amount. She will 'call' if she is interested in you and want to see the future, turn and river.
-If a girl wants too much from you you will fold instantly. unless you have AA (that means she is hot).
-If you both has good card then a solid call at the start that means you both want to continue. After that everythign can happen!
-What about bluff? This is the situation when you dont like her but you cant break up, you want she to do that. It can be risky.
-There is a situation when you really love her but you dont want to show it. It's the "check". She will think "what this guy want ?! Maybe he doesnt like me??"
-Both bluff, dont like each other just dont want to be alone ?

I can continue the list forever, seriously everthing the same !
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haha, ur right at most of the points tho :-)
sorry, we nerds never speak to real girls
Men without penis.
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how did that happen?
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Search for XY sex-determination system
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no you do that
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Does this mean they can be as successful and powerful as men?
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What is a "girl"?
It's like a waifu with an extra dimension

So I heard
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Believe it is something like this, but then in rl:

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I know nothing about either of them.
good point!
So when she has a royal flush and you have squat means you're dating a tranny?
I C WHAT U DID THERE !!
you are really obsessed by them if you see it as a game
why would i buy flowers for a girl if i could use the same money for my new roleplaying costume
eternal respect
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-The easiest choise is to forget about everything except your own hand
-260k$ your poker gaming is over? :(
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This is like the 6th time I've gone busto, completely normal for me :D

I think I'll join Mind in the exciting world of small buyin tournaments, need some easy money now -.-
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"unless you have AA (that means she is hot)"

I prefer a bit bigger than AA :)

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- Question: If your hand is better than hers, do you call or fold?
you could make comparisons like that wiht virtually anything :D
Go ahead and show us.
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fuck that bitch
thats why your girldfriend cheated on you 5 months ago
ur profile is huge! :o
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its not that big :$
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she didnt :|
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then why did u posted that history in cf?
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