Great way to start new year

okey first i shooted some fireworks everything went fine.

then we did go to my bros place and our car tire blowned because of some broken beer botles (love changing tire in -20 in hangover)

then we started to drink absint <3 got wasted bad :D
then i hooked up some girl with me and we was going to bar.
okey bars closed when we'r in door and we went to eat pizza C000L.
first walk 30mins to eat pizza and then back.
okey np i have girl then i started doing something with this girl but GUESS whats happends when your 2 drunk and you try to get your cock working.
Nerds biggest fantasy girl with wet pussy is lying on the bed but......................

think that kinda fun accident. x)

sry for my bad engrish
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Very nice story :)
but she turned out to be a DUDE?!!??!?!
luckily that didnt happen
Parent
cool story bro ; )
i got my 1st full of 2010 this morning :'(
she had a dick/ you puked on her pussy while liking it ?
no thanks for licking my hands did smell pretty bad in the morning.... :D
Parent
oh come on, we want to know what happened :p
Parent
well my cock weren't working :D like i said.


[img|left]http://www.alandia.de/absint.jpg[/img]



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Parent
oh lol, that sucks really bad :p
Parent
i prefer cola now on, so mayby get pussy some day :DD
Parent
and now the truth
lol nice story :D
i totally believe you!
What was the girl's reaction?
i dont rly know went insta sleep :D
but if i just little bit imagine that i am girl and i have wet pussy and hot guy....
mayby i just could little bit get disappointed.
Parent
either she thinks he is gay or that shes ugly
Parent
i am infamous in my area for such poor cock problems, "Hey look there's Mr.Soft hahahaheeeheheh"
Thanks for sharing this with us!
Ok now the real story:

you and ur friends drank some cheap wodka cuz you didnt have enough money for something else
wodka was empty and you wanted to go to a bar and saw outside some girls.
they came in but you didnt cuz you looked like a poor drunk guy
you went to eat pizza because you were depressed
you were in front of ur pc and watched porn, but your friend always annoyed you and you couldnt wank
so you went to sleep and dreamed about that hot girl


you wanted to write something cool @ cf but you had to invent something new, but you had a bad feeling and thought that noone will believe you so you invented the "no-errection-story!
Would be kinda retarded to invent a story about one's own errection problems.
Parent
Cialis <3
nyt voit vetästä jerbaxiin :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
jos seisois ;(
Parent
haha impotentti
Parent
tutelli and his m8's drink pepsi all day now :PPPPPp to get hot pussy
[img|left]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0807/the-cola-wars-cola-wars-pepsi-sword-battle-this-is-sparta-se-demotivational-poster-1215807972.jpg[/img]

+ mayby i wear this costume
Parent
pussy warrior :P i made u shoutout in my journal :))
Parent
cool story bro
Tutteli se on sitä karhun elämää
Had the same once, made it up the day after:P with good morning fucking;D
haha :DDDDDD
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