Oregon Trail - 3rd try!

by TheDuck • 15 Jan 2010, 14:40 • Journals
All you suckas gather around cause we're about to start another game of the famous Oregon Trail!

For those interested, here are our previous efforts which came out as a fail and a bigger fail:
http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=journal&mode=item&id=80079

http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=journal&mode=item&id=80423

But crossfire never gives up(almost like Rick Astley ololol) so we're gonna try until we reach the motherfucking Oregon!

SO LET'S DO THIS SHIT

For them nabs: I will post ingame screenshots in comments and ask you guys to tell me what to do. Do so by replying to them comments of mine.[/i]

oh come on you socially awkward fartsniffers, don't be shy and play!

YAY WE WON \o/ SCROLL DOWN FOR THE SCREENSHOTS AND SPECIAL THANKS

I can finally get some food...
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 14:41
We need names for our crew - not too long, this game hates long names.

image: ot1

So, crossfire, how should I name em? (no own names plx)
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Spirea 15 Jan 2010, 14:41
I wanna join, but I gotta be offline for 1,5 hours now :S
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 14:42
Omg again you and your excuses! Well just give me one name and off you go!
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 14:52
Well if the game will develop as slow as it does now you'll still have a chance to play -_-
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nicon 15 Jan 2010, 14:46
TheSwan
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 14:47
Nice replying skills, though I added it(that's how cool I am)
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nicon 15 Jan 2010, 14:48
clicked another journal, didnt remember the request was in comment
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 14:53
One more name and remember about REPLYING TO MY COMMENTS
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 14:54
TheDuck
TheSwan
NIGGER
raichu

= 4 gogogo

also: got a link?
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 14:57
Posted it in the reply below, 5th name is zweisux.
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 14:53
also, need a downloadlink, if it works on winXP without dosbox
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 14:54
http://www.virtualapple.org/oregontraildisk.html
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 14:57
epic win thx

imma co-play with you, my party will be:
charizzaps
zzapsdos
spazztois
venuzzaps

":D"
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 15:00
pressed backspace 3 times, had to restart 3 times.. -.-

also: did you choose the banker?
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:03
Yeah I used to choose farmer previous times but he has 4 times less money and we failed big time last time so maybe now we'll do good with some more cash
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 15:01
oh ffs 5 times backspaced..
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magico 15 Jan 2010, 14:54
me me!!

name: zweisux
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:00
k I did some shopping, we've got plenty of stuff and a lot of cash left so maybe we won't fail that hard as in previous games. We start in May and carry no clothes as they are obviously for fag explorers who don't know shit about exploring.

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I know I'm slow it's just this shit wireless inet -_-
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magico 15 Jan 2010, 15:02
more oxen!
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:04
Nah that's enough plus we have a shitload of cash so if we lose a lot we can just buy some (I think)
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magico 15 Jan 2010, 15:05
ok,you are the expert here
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 15:06
niggerplease, I left in april
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:09
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Alright crossfire - first river is ahead of us. What should we do about it?
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magico 15 Jan 2010, 15:09
its not very deep,so lets ford it!
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fredd 15 Jan 2010, 15:10
caulk wagon and float it across (and die to cholera)
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 15:11
did the floating boat thing, np there kekek
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:12
Major fucking fail straight in the beginning!

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Yeah that's not really good but we're far from stopping! Gruelling pace and bustin' them rivers through are our principles!
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fredd 15 Jan 2010, 15:14
NOOOO NIGGER
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 15:16
losing the nigger isnt a problem, I bet he stole that food anyways

losing raichu is gonna cost you though :[[[[[[[[[[[
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sine 15 Jan 2010, 15:46
Everyone knows black folk can't swim :(
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:15
Another river, it's kinda fordable (below 5 feet deep) but we may as well try the pussy way and use some sneaky shit to get without a scratch. You guys choose!

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magico 15 Jan 2010, 15:16
after the fail on the other river,this one should be np4us!!lets ford it !
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:17
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 15:20
the cool guys in the background were doing it too, right?
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:19
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Oh fuck's sake even some shitty little puddles can make us fail :S

But there is no time to lose! Off we go to meet our destiny!
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fredd 15 Jan 2010, 15:20
ive predicted the outcome twice already
listen to me next time
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:22
I always do what the quickest replier says. Next time just be quick enough!
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magico 15 Jan 2010, 15:21
this is bullshit :(
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:24
Yeah I, as usual, shoot like a true marksman so we don't need to worry about food. One of the oxen is injured but fuck that - the pace is there to stay!
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 15:27
you lost 6 oxen and 1 is injured.. how many oxen do you got..
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:31
I just bought 4 in Fort Laramie!
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:26
Just a landmark, nothing to be really bothered with - let's get a move on!

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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 15:29
WTF IS THIS SHIT

venuzzaps has a broken arm
zzapsdos has a broken arm

in 2 fucking months.. really..


my guys are retarded :[
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:32
Yeah just look below.
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 15:33
I went to meagre rations 1 day, then 2 of my guys are insta-sick

ffs
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:32
k I did some shopping in Fort Laramie, shot some tasty animals and we're on our way to the motherfucking Oregon! Though obviously someone had to get injured -_-

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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 15:39
how do you shot animals?
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:41
When you're travelling press enter and choose "Hunt for food" in the menu.
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:36
Well done fredd, you are a true prophet:
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Plus we arrived at the South Pass so plx decide where the hell do we go now!

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StoneR 15 Jan 2010, 15:38
Green river!!
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:39
Right away, partner! But remember - the "Reply" button is your friend!
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 15:41
gotta restart, pressed backspace accidently.
IE is cancer
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:41
Aight we're at the Green River crossing. Fording it is pretty much a suicide. What do we do xfeuer?

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fredd 15 Jan 2010, 15:43
caulk the faggot
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:47
Good choice, y0!

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magico 15 Jan 2010, 15:49
go go go
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:50
Wait a sec I'm hunting.
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:53
Aight another landmark, nothing particularly interesting. We're actually doing quite fine, crossfire. I'm proud of ya!

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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:56
Yeah I thought this guy's gonna make trouble sooner or later. I bought some stuff in Fort Hall so we're ready to rumble!

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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 15:59
TheSwan has typhoid, obvious stuff for this kind of a twisted hippohondric, I should have left the motherfucker at home... ANOTHER RIVEr, KREUZFEUER - AWAITING YOUR INSTRUCTIONS

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Rockskin 15 Jan 2010, 16:00
2.
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:01
Sure thing, bro! We floated through without a problem!
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Spirea 15 Jan 2010, 16:01
I'm here now :D
so, anyone still alive?
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:05
2 out of 5 not bad for this progress we made :D
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Spirea 15 Jan 2010, 16:07
ok :D

I'm happy, first time I made it to join the game !
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:10
Prepare now cause there is a decision to make in a few seconds!
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Spirea 15 Jan 2010, 16:12
refreshing the page all the time :D
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:04
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Yeah who gives a fuck we still have me & zweisux on board!
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Rockskin 15 Jan 2010, 16:07
you should've taken a Rockskin - they never die
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 16:10
nice health :s
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magico 15 Jan 2010, 16:11
so,zweisux is still alive?
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im a tree 15 Jan 2010, 16:25
This is starting to mirror my summer.

Started with a ton of supplies and some friends. Did some "fording". Tried to float across a "river". Got "cholera" & lost some friends.
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 16:10
how can I get injured and sick people/oxen back to health?

rest? good meals? steady pace?
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:12
Yeah steady pace and luck with weather I guess.
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 16:14
raichu just had exhaustion 3 days before we came into a fort, should 5days-rest be enough to restore him?
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:17
Fuck this, just run for the win :D
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:14
Yet again we're about to choose our trail.

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(imageshack is getting fucking slow in here, i guess my brother started downloading porn or something)
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Rockskin 15 Jan 2010, 16:14
1.
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:15
Off w ego then! Too bad Spirea :D
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:21
Our health magically went from "very poor" to "fair" well I won't make a problem of that.

But now - Zeh Landmarkkkk!

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And a choice to make!

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Rockskin 15 Jan 2010, 16:22
Float down the dangerous river with my luck it must succeed
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:23
2late
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Rockskin 15 Jan 2010, 16:24
:( now you have to go an extra 100miles
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Spirea 15 Jan 2010, 16:27
lol, I can't be this slow :S
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:25
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All right now, 50% of our crew has fever (LOL!) but that won't stop us aight? Though to get on this road I had to pay 11,50$ and what do we get for that? A FUCKING FEVER, WELL DONE ROAD OWNER.
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Rockskin 15 Jan 2010, 16:25
YOU SHOULDVE RAFTED :D
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:28
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Oh fuck this shit, no sex slaves crew members left, luckily we're almost at the end.
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Spirea 15 Jan 2010, 16:29
space :) !
we just want to win, no matter how many ppl die :P
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 16:31
do you still eat 15 pounds of food per day? xd
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 17:11
Yeah I'm a greedy explorer >:3
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Roach 15 Jan 2010, 16:30
no roach no win.
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:39
We won exactly because you weren't here!
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Lover 15 Jan 2010, 16:32
whats next?
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Rockskin 15 Jan 2010, 16:32
i thought the end ;o
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:33
FUCK YEAH CROSSFIRE, WE MADE IT THIS TIME!

image: victoryyyyyyy

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Oh well, we did shit but hey - it's the first time we reached Oregon in the history of crossfire! Well done lads! This be a historical moment!

Though I did around 7,5264 times better when I played all on my own loelz
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Rockskin 15 Jan 2010, 16:34
no special thanks? :<
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Roach 15 Jan 2010, 16:34
Nice cheating.
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Spirea 15 Jan 2010, 16:35
jei, I joined the moment of history, now I'm glad :D
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magico 15 Jan 2010, 16:44
who cares,i died at the end,just near to Orengon :(((((((((
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TheDuck 15 Jan 2010, 16:37
All right folks - special thanks goes to:

magico The Ultimate Forder
Rockskin The Lucky One
Spirea The Late Slowpoke
fredd The Cautious Prophet
zzaps The Oregon Enthusiast

SEE YOU NEXT TIME
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Rockskin 15 Jan 2010, 16:41
No problemo - :'D be happy to play along next time
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zzaps 15 Jan 2010, 17:14
:]] thanks mate
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StoneR 15 Jan 2010, 16:44
i will cherish this moment for all eternity! go oregon trail go
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