what a shit jokes

Ehehe these jokes has been told by my old teacher, if you don't understand em, ur not the only one, also my english sux so don't worry =) pocal mean the winner of stupidness

1. Three mans walked over the bridge, neither the 4th had a hat

2. A nigger was driving a car, a police stopped the nigger, and pointed the cars floor, and asked "what is that?" the nigger said, "don't you know? it's the road"

3. incredible MacGyver was buying hamburger, and when the waitress came with the hamburger, MacGyver said "i won't take it" then the waitress said "incredible man you are"

4. James Bond bought a hamburger and he said "i would like to have hamburger, cheese hamburger"

what u think is the most shit/odd "joke" ? in my opinion the 1st
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u just killed me
i laughed
HAHAHAHAHA
.... the second one is actually not that bad compared with the others.
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4 the best!
cant believe your teacher told you niggerjokes
indeed, what is happening to our beloved world :(
Parent
was a racist teacher
Parent
HAHAHAHAH no
its the common fingrish
OMFG u made me actually pissed off wtf. They're the shittest pile of fucking shit shit shit i've ever fucking seen u fucking cunt. fuck you.
why are u pissed off? u say its shit but that means your agreeing with him cus he also acknowledged they were shit.

ur comment doesnt make sense.
Parent
I think he was trying to make a joke.
Parent
don't be mad, it's Friday, chill out man
Parent
Your grammar is bothering me more than the shitty jokes :(
I think that was the 'joke'
Parent
Doubt it, he's Finnish.
Parent
yup, Finland mostly suck at United Kingdom
Parent
learn some english fool
I don't want to, learn to use the " , " mark =)

To be accurate, "Learn some English, fool"
Parent
you're that much of an idiot you still don't realise your mistakes, none of it makes any sense.
Parent
You think they made sense when the teacher told em' to us? you're that much of an idiot you don't actually get the "joke"
Parent
rofl, yes the 'joke' is the bad English that's hilarious, fuckin mongo.
Parent
you think i really care about your argue?
next time try use your imagination in your name, and don't use some already used shoe mark =)
Parent
hahaha keep the bad english coming hahaha


EVERYONE CARES ABOUT THE ARGUE!!!!

Fuckin 90's kiddie.
Parent
haha, i don't really care what you are saying about my English. I know how to say things, so i don't really care how to write/wrote them =)
Parent
wrote them :DD:D it's not your spelling its your grammar mistakes, you use the wrong words all the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUcSbbURyc
Parent
i still don't care about my grammar mistakes =)
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fair play bud
Parent
delete this journal fast to save further embarassment
i lol'd hard :D
Three mans walked over the bridge, neither the 4th had a hat


what the :D
i like this variation of the first one more:

two men walked over the bridge, the one in the middle had a hat
three men walked over the bridge, the woman had a hat
Parent
the james bond joke is the worst!
i dont get the 1st and 3rd.. the 4th is just stupid and the 2nd isnt that bad actually (no racist here but yes still funny)
aren't they :D
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