you should've seen my both big toes when they got smashed; left one involved an accident when a table fell onto it and the right one involved drv4c stepping on it, a LOT of blood in both cases
now both nails grow out weirdly shaped and hard like concrete :<
when i was little i played in the space between the door and the wall, and the teacher came and shut down the door and owned 4 fingers of mine. they were red for a week
A couple of years ago a woman on a train asked me to open a window. Since it was jammed shut I used two hand to try and pry it open and ended up getting my left index finger jammed in a sort of crevasse when it flew open.
Ended up losing a big chunk of skin and cracking my fingernail. Or so I thought...
There was so much blood that I couldn't really see but when I got to the hospital, the doctor said my fingernail wasn't there. :o
So I checked my glove and it was still in there! In one big piece.
As soon as people saw the blood, about 10 of them offered my tissue haha. Never seen anything quite like it. The guilt of the woman who asked me to open the window was hilarious...
I didn't want to torment people with an agonising joke which would lead to a chain reaction of bad jokes and surely lead to impalement of bonds formed with this crossfire community.
had a similar accident with my big toe when I kicked the couch with full force (don't know why) and the pain was severe, couldn't fucking sleep.. :D It took nearly a year for the nail to detach completely
It's "ouch" :(
It's "come on" are do you want a common baby to light your fire?
pedo :(
owned :) was just citing some lyrics of the doors
TRIED THAT. HURT MORE
Bet it stings :p
now both nails grow out weirdly shaped and hard like concrete :<
Ended up losing a big chunk of skin and cracking my fingernail. Or so I thought...
There was so much blood that I couldn't really see but when I got to the hospital, the doctor said my fingernail wasn't there. :o
So I checked my glove and it was still in there! In one big piece.
:(
...but I was in agony. :(
As soon as people saw the blood, about 10 of them offered my tissue haha. Never seen anything quite like it. The guilt of the woman who asked me to open the window was hilarious...
Disappointed.