lame pick up lines
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11 Feb 2010, 15:43
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out of boredom I started to collect them, the thing is I need MOAR
no I won't use them, what's the point anyway, need them just for the funnies
POST SOME NOOOOW
"when I was born, god gave me two options. The first one was to be great in bed, the other one was to have a great memory. The problem is... I just can't remember what i chose!"
shoutout to
Krosan, the ones from yesterday were good :D
no I won't use them, what's the point anyway, need them just for the funnies
POST SOME NOOOOW
"when I was born, god gave me two options. The first one was to be great in bed, the other one was to have a great memory. The problem is... I just can't remember what i chose!"
shoutout to
Krosan, the ones from yesterday were good :D
someone had to say it
edit: nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Your father is a terrorist? because you're a bomb.
:DD
There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It doesn't have your number in it.
girl: awww
me: since ur face is fucked up!
Success?!
Women: No.
Man: Prove it!
Oh never mind, my watch is 2 hours early.
Somehow your name is Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Works better in finnish, "Kello ei oo vielä ees yhtä ja vein jo nyt sulta jalat alta".
Didn´t help me though :/
"For" is good
"hey do you have ever had sex with a Moroccan? oh you have a boyfriend.. do you cheat on him?"
ULTIMATE SUCCES
To the world you're just a person, but to me you are the world !
=D!
just look, laugh, talk, drink and fuck.
wait.. wut?:o
Woman: No!
Man: Good, then come with me.
Your eyes are like stars, so bright and far away from each other
Dutch only, sorry:D.
works better in dutch
...vited :=)