JINOSTAAAAAAAAA

NO JINOSTA AT LAN
EXCUSE:PASSPORT

:D

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typical gingers
so no 50 accs + 40 headshots to see at lan:(

too bad
wow 40 hs, what a cheater
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40 hs and 50acc is strange, and even more when it's in 1 round:)
atleast Im not capable of doing that, but ye that's just me:(
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I really fail to see the obvious... Not everybody with some (lucky?) good stats is a cheater m8.
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2min round perhaps!
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With your new computer even you should be able to do that feat. It's not that special.
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1min round perhaps!
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he does it every round xD
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the guy is playing this game for 2/3 years? you are for 6 years and I bet you have never done that. But that's my opinion :) I think it's strange.
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i've played this game for at least 5 yrs :)
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If it was renewing an outdated passport you can do that on the same day, i done it 2 years ago didnt realise my passport was out of date till night before i was leaving so next day went into glesga passport office and waited on it opening first thing in the morning and had my passport done for 12 oclock took about 4 hours roughly and i used it that exact same day to fly.
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never had one b4. :(
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aye well your fucked then it can take a few weeks to get a passport first time
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under new UK law u need to attend an interview to get a passport. u cant get a fasttrack passport, it will take up to six weeks to apply,interview and recieve ur first passport. law was updated again in 2008 taking the amount of people interviewed from 600,000 to 4.5 million.

that cleared that up :) = Jinosta cant get a passport in time for LAN
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clear things up?I knew you couldnt get a passport right away if you didnt have one already thats why i said it will take a good few weeks but if youve had one before thats out of date you can go and get it renwed in a few hours like me and use it the same day to fly.
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junioo, have you never been abroad?
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i have when i was younger on my ma's passport
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tbh he has been playing a while ;D
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Consult Joonas[FIN] to sort that out.
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wie is dat ? :-D
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zo'n schotse vent :P hij was laatst echt beetje te goed:P
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mkay een echte progamer ik hoor het al :-P laat ff weten als je me nodig hebt voor die WC match trouwens (als het zondag wordt), weet nog niet of ik naar huis ga dit weekend
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there is always way how to dodge
Now you are the one talking like yoda.
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yeah,the best have taught me ! XD
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his passport has been the excuse for the last 2 or 3 lans!!
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even better! this excause is proven by history
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:-P wp yesterday
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was very exciting and close match,so yeah,wp :D
anyway,dunno why you were still spamming my nick + why did you speak netherlands on me :o
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haha I was just mercing but juA tends to rage a little more often than most players :-) on top of that you really are fucking unhittable, not as bad as freeze but not far from it.
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I have never had any problem hitting freeze :P
well,my fps are stable,my internet should be ok too,so its only movement I guess :P tho I have never played against myself :D
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Yeah, I too suspect you have movement skills superior to everyone I've ever played against.
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OFFICIAL STATEMENT:
[15:17] <+Validus`Jinosta> I phoned passport ppl today
[15:17] <+Validus`Jinosta> and they said they sent me a letter on 4th of feb
[15:17] <+Validus`Jinosta> and i didn't reply
[15:17] <+Validus`Jinosta> then they said it was sent to 32 thornbush road im 22
[15:18] <+Validus`Jinosta> and now they want me to get the bank to prove i have lived here since 2007
[15:18] <+Validus`Jinosta> and after i do that they want me to get an interview
[15:18] <+Validus`Jinosta> and then if there happy will send me a passport
[15:18] <+Validus`Jinosta> so yee it's doubtful
I tought u didnt need it to travel between EU countries (EU ppl)...
You don't but according to EU-law there are some exceptions for ginger people as they spread their diseases easily.
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I fucking loled
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Why thanks!
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what school of law did u study at. EU law requires everyone traveling between EU countries to have a passport. i went skiing 3 weeks ago to France and was required to show my passport, no other form of ID is acceptable. i went skiing in austria 2 years ago and was required to show a passport, no other form of ID accepted.

edit: we need that avi!!
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I went to Sweden and didn't need a passport, my ID-card was enough. Perhaps it's something British?
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this is everyone leaving and entering britain btw, not traveling between other EU countries. should have said that didnt mean EU countries.
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I went to Austria, Slovenia, France & Spain and only showed my drivers license :)
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Passport is not needed, ID-card is enough, uk needs passports only coz they are not part of schengen agreement, they are only cooperating. it has nothing to with being part of EU or not.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schengen_Area
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Quotethere are some exceptions for ginger people as they spread their diseases easily.


rofl :DD
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you do for airplane flights. Otherwise you do need some form of ID (obligated in NL anyhow)
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with ID cardz yeah, UK aint haz

UK IS IN EU UNIT?!?!: OOOOooo

i lack geographic knowledge
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UK don't have ID cards? That's silly.

How do they identify dead people after they got shot or hit by a ice cream van or stabbed to death by some pickey's or shot by the police in an accident because they thought he was a bombcarrying muslim piece of shit?
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Teeth + dental records.
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That takes sooo long. Here you just open their wallets and take out the ID (and some money if they has it, hihi).
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i think slarti lives under a bridge, ofc we have ID cards, its called a drivers liscence , basicly its the formal use of ID in britain as well as a passport. dont let the name fool u though u dont have to be driving to get 1, u get 1 when ur 16 here. has ur adress,dob,name etc on it and picture.
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Age: 23

"bombcarrying muslim piece of shit?"

Matureness.
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Referring to the Brazilian who got shot by London police, check unblind's link.
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by aN ice cream van
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had to do it :(
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u could have send me a pm so i could edit it quietly without anyone noticing it!

hater :<
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uK is shit :(
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only bottom part of uk is shit the top is fine :P
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top + wales is idd the best
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Agreed 100%!!!
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And Falkland Islands..
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if u didnt know that the UK is in the EU u seriously need to go back to school
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First a dead grandma, now a no passport.

What's next?


PS: more troll please, look at everybody buying it :-)
WOW SHERLOCK FAGGOT
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More stalking pls, Estonian fagget.
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HAHAHahhahahahahahahahahahah :_DDDDDDDD
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atleast he invested some time to make something up! credits for that!
-.-, You can all comment that he is "Lan dodging etc" But its funny how its true, DeMeNtEd phoned the Passport agency faking to be Jinosta, and they confirmed it hasn't been posted yet, That it's in the process of being created - Question is, will it arrive on time for LAN..
bad luck I guess.
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Yea idd, we all knew about it, just hoped it would have came - Gona send him down to Glasgow and sort it out, if not we need a 5th
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I got my passport in 2 days. If he actually wants to go he would make more effort in getting a passport. Obvious dodge :)
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It's his first adult passport. He sent of for it 4 weeks ago, When he had the money to pay the £90 as he paid for the Entry + the Cabin. Demented phones them and they tell him it hasn't been made yet.

Its not a dodge, just bad timing
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It was my first passport back in 2006. I was going to teh USA. I had to get my mum to drive me over 2 hours to have an interview. Took over 4 hours to get it but i got it.
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Law changed 2008
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Yes to 3 days now. As nyke said "
if you want something you try and find a way. if you dont you make an excuse. "
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They send you a letter, taking up to 3-5 working days, Inwhich you have to prove where you live, and who you are. Once sending the letter back, taking another 3-5 working days, They call you back for an interview. Once you have complied with the interview, it then takes up to 6 weeks to get the passport, IF its your first ADULT passport - Meaning Jinosta was 2 weeks late.
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You're missunderstanding :p

I got my passport renewed, start to finish, in 5 days. However, it was renewing my adult passport.

Hyperthetically, he can't do what me or you did to get a passport, as it would be his first adult passport and that can not be fasttracked.

Ofcourse, this is all irrelevant, because he is full of shit.
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Liked the last line their baggiez.
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i had to pay 70 euros, and i went on saturday and they gave it to me on thursday :P
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he is bad anyway
says the one playing with crod
let me sum it up wit a quote.

if you want something you try and find a way. if you dont you make an excuse.

that is the story of life tbh.
This might be the best comment i have seen in a while. A nice summary :>
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+1

dunno how much shit i had to go into to be able to attend this lan
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:DDD Got any bodyguards btw?
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my father and uncle :))))
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nice, hf fighting vs any guys who got grudges against u, and don't forgot to film + upload @ youtube!
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i'm roman catholic, i won't fight :)))))
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but it would give you huge rep points if you roll some nerds =(
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it means u wont fight back? : ) then still we get a video
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another REALLY skilled players misses LAN

unfortunate :(
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guys act like its something rly rly important. you need to get over it.
Well its more a shame for his teammates. Although at least one of them is a cunt anyway so meh..
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just come as illegal we're used to it
Evilynn was right again !!! Always right no jinosta at lan non 50 ACC and only hs at lan :s:s
does this suprise you?
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