cant shit omfg
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23 Feb 2010, 14:12
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i cant go shit because the friends of my sister are in the guestsroom which in near the bathroom + wc and the 2nd wc is near the kitchen but we have many guests there
damn ...
successfully took a shit, thx to matan <3 also put a bunch of tp on the water so it couldnt splash up :_D
i cant go shit because the friends of my sister are in the guestsroom which in near the bathroom + wc and the 2nd wc is near the kitchen but we have many guests there
damn ...
successfully took a shit, thx to matan <3 also put a bunch of tp on the water so it couldnt splash up :_D
but in serious way, try to hear them if they're there or watch them, and when they are speaking loudly or smth, go and shit as fast as u can ! u can do it!
shit into paperbag
Another good way is to take a newspaper to the toilet and crinkle it everytime your poop is about to drop.
there won't be any traces after you flushed the toilet if you manage to place your load exactly on it
my grandma (rip) taught me this !
why would i want to do that?
toilet is serious business and hard work man, no time for games there
:D
Patti: Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?
Turk & JD: 'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear -- it's in your
butt!
J.D.: You see....
Everything comes down to poo!
From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe
We can figure out what's wrong with you by lookin' at your poo!
Turk?
Turk: Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?
When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer!
J.D.: It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose
We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce!
Yes!
Everything comes down to poo!
Nurses: Everything comes down to poo!
J.D.: Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too!
All across the nation, we trust in defecation!
Everything comes down to poo!
Turk: If you want to know what's wrong, don't sit and act so cool
Just be a man and eat some bran, and drop the kids off at the pool!
Robed Woman: My stomach hurts
J.D: Check the poo
Limping Woman: I sprained my ankle
Turk: Check the poo!
Bloody Shoulder Guy: I was shot!
J.D: Check the poo!
Delivery Guy: A homeless guy threw poo in my eye!
Turk: Check the poo!
Delivery Guy: Mine or his?
J.D: First him, then you!
It may sound gross, you may say "shush!"
J.D. & Turk: But we need to see what comes out of your tush!
Because!
All: Everything comes down to poo!
Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu!
J.D. & Turk: Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue!
Turk: Our number one test is your Number Two!
All: If there's no breeze, light a match please!
Everything comes down to --
J.D.: Doo-doo!
Turk: Doo-doo!
J.D.: Doo-doo!
Turk: Doo-doo!
Bloody Shoulder Guy: I was shot!
J.D: Check the poo!
:D
;D
Tbh I thought you meant 5 mins, not 5 hours.
but what about gas?
e:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7l6jg4Hlog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6C9RBMCJOY