OMG VARGEN OMG

Delightedly opening one of his many presents from one of his many fans all around the world.


What a lovely cake thee has there!


ET has known many a great player. mystic, mAus, Rel!ken and Night to name a few, but arguably none of them will ever attain the same level of awesomeness that this particular man embodies. It is speculated that all 4 of the afore mentioned players specced this man on ETTV to learn more about this game. It is this man that made them so good at what they are now (or were in the past). It is this man that made ET the way it is is today! Can I get a hallelujah? Can I get an amen please!

True story!

And if you don't believe me (no idea why you shouldn't) perhaps you'll believe these people:

GoReY (One of wSw's best players, if not THE best)

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vArgen äger han äger, dygnet runt året runt heheh..

Rel!ken (Owner of ET's finest public server)

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I sometimes refuse having sex with my girlfriend because I'm speccing vArgen in a war. She understands that because she recognizes the greatness that vArgen is.

Rhiind (One of France's best ET-players)

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I absolutely love watching vArgen in action! Once I watched him for three days straight, replay after replay. When I tell people about it they look at me in a weird way and ask me if I'm crazy, I tell them I am. I'm crazy about vArgen.

Rhoond (One of Spain's best ET-players)

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Last week my grandmom was dying (cancer and stuff) and asked to see me one last time. I was watching vArgen live on ETTV so I told her I couldn't make it. My mom hasn't talked to me ever since, but I don't mind, vArgen still talks to me and that's what matters.

Rheindsson (One of Iceland's finest ET-players)

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vArgen's awesomeness is known around the globe and even in a tiny place such as Iceland we know about the great vArgen. I have this from my father but apparently the Icelandic gouvernment contacted vArgen in 2009 during the financial crisis, which made all our banks crash, and offered him "Dictatorship 4 Life". He, however, refused and told them they should have more faith in themselves and their fellow countrymen instead of blindly trusting upon a foreigner. So true.

Nelson Rhuond (South Africa's most famous ET-player)

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People were worried about the infrastructure completion process for the World Cup Football in 2010. They were rightly concerned I can tell you now! It's only because of one man we're actually back on track with the building. When the gouvernment saw everything going askew, they flew vArgen in and after a few days construction started again and faster than ever! vArgen and his motivational speeches have become a legend here in South Africa and little kids in school are taught about his awesomeness! We love you vArgen!

Gene Hunt

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They reckon you’ve got concussion – I couldn’t give a tart’s furry cup if half your brains are falling out. Don’t ever waltz into my kingdom acting king of the jungle.

I could go on for hours, that's how many people contacted me to be included. But we have to keep it short and to the point so I had to refuse them. If you are reading this and have a personal message for vArgen, simply include it in your prayers to God tonight and he'll pass it on to vArgen.


So, finally, without further ado!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY vArgen <3



Splash Damage released a vArgen's Special Edition on ocassion of his birthday.