yellow spots

by DemHerbs • 28 Feb 2010, 13:51 • Journals
what the fucking fuck...

been rly ill for the past 2 weeks, coughin my lungs out, headache, that shit. but now all of the sudden 2 yellow spots (few cm both) appeared on my chest. Tried to wash them away, but it's rly my skin :/

what the fuck :S

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loctarar 28 Feb 2010, 13:52
You are growing boobs. It's the incipient phase.
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DemHerbs 28 Feb 2010, 13:55
will they become large and attractive?
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zeec 28 Feb 2010, 13:53
Do you smoke?
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DemHerbs 28 Feb 2010, 13:55
only weed, so that's equal to about 2 to 3 cigarettes a day, that's not so much that it's getting me yellow spots right? :P
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zeec 28 Feb 2010, 14:00
Do you have a dog or a cat? It's a fungi-infection and it's pretty normal for dogs or cats to have it.

In the long run it'll end a bit red in it and it'll become really painful since it'll start to scratch as hell.

But the worst part is that the cure is really expensive :D Here in Denmark Mycofen the most normal medicine for it costs about 40-50 euro's.
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DemHerbs 28 Feb 2010, 14:02
can i get worms out of my ass so i can start a worm farm?
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zeec 28 Feb 2010, 14:05
No but you'll end up getting autism.
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DemHerbs 28 Feb 2010, 14:06
then I can go on a quest around the world with all my autism friends YEAH
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zeec 28 Feb 2010, 14:09
Yeah that'll be so funny and now when you have some major fungi-infections it'll be even more funny!

Actually its pretty disgusting.
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DemHerbs 28 Feb 2010, 14:12
maybe they have some funghi infections so I can trade, oh man that would be awesome!
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strN 28 Feb 2010, 13:54
it's cancer
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m4xi 28 Feb 2010, 13:54
It's a sign to go see a doctor.
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HNK 28 Feb 2010, 13:55
yea happened to me too, you will die
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Snorfiets 28 Feb 2010, 14:01
you're becoming a chinese
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Fizmo 28 Feb 2010, 14:08
QuoteBrownish-Yellow Spots (a.k.a. - liver spots) on the skin: May be due to aging, congestion in the liver, in pregnancy (chloasma uterinum), exophthalmic goiter, uterine malignancies, liver malignancies, freckles, sunburn, cosmetics, mustard, turpentine and other irritants.
busted!! got fucked by a nigga in the ass and now your pregnant, hf!! :)

or

http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/tools/symptom/545.html
nr. 34
QuoteThis could be JAUNDICE. It's common in newborns but can be a sign of HEPATITIS, a disease of the liver.

took me 10 sec to find it:)
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DemHerbs 28 Feb 2010, 14:11
ye, getting my liver tested monday, already have appointment. rly don't fukkin hope it's that though :S
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Fizmo 28 Feb 2010, 14:25
you knew already it was your liver or you just called cause I showed this?
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DemHerbs 28 Feb 2010, 14:28
no I immediately phoned the doctor when I noticed it 2 days ago :p
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xeoxis 28 Feb 2010, 14:13
Must be aids.
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INSTi 28 Feb 2010, 14:55
aidsflecken xd
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ETNiES 28 Feb 2010, 14:59
haha you got aids spree
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bassie 28 Feb 2010, 15:36
get off that mcdonalds diet
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vExa 28 Feb 2010, 16:32
Use Vanish oxi action crystal white and you'll be a 100 % caucasian again within seconds. guaranteed!
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