Aiming by FrAgma

#1 - Raise your sensitivity by 0.1 after defecation, your hands are sweaty so you need the extra sensitivity for traction control.

#2 - Lower your sensitivity by 0.5 after masturbing (French kids from earlier will understand the joke) to compensate for the generic stickyness of your hand and palm.

#3 - Nothing rages your opponent more than landmines in warmup. NOTHING[/u]

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#4 - When playing with insecure teenagers, never EVER take their ammo packs. Else you will swiftly find yourself playing with four in a 5on5 and a potential next day "suicide-gamer" news article.

#5 - Being the last to ready up isn't cool. It doesn't mean you were busy in real life it just means you are incompetent in the bedroom.

#6 - Upon purchase of a widescreen, you must increase your Field Of View (FOV) by 0.5. It will look almost the same to the human eye but im sure to a fly it will look quite different.

#7 - Single rate of fire gibbing can drive an opponent insane, thus giving you a psychological advantage. dink dink dink click. "MY GODDD HE GIBS SO SLOWWW MANN"

All these have been scientifically proven by Dr. Emmett Brown.

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who is this fragma you speak of?
now my problem with FRAGMAS SECOND POINT i wouldnt say im generally sticky after this, what would you recommend for someone like me?

thnx for any help provided
You're sticky after taking a shit? WTF DID YOU DO ROLL AROUND IN IT?
Parent
I have the same problem, I don't get sticky at all after cucumber or toothbrush time. I hope fragma has an answer so I can improve my play, because I SUCK after cucumber time. ;_;
Parent
what about finger time, i hear they are pretty long. bit of shampoo<3
Parent
They don't get sticky though, because I'll be taking a shower, too!
Parent
mmm good point sir.
Parent
OH GOD IM IN LOVE. THE SONG.
Parent
OPEN YOUR EEEYES
I SEEEE
YOUR EYES ARE OPEN
Parent
IVE STILL GOT IT GOING. I DONT EVEN CARE. LETS GO TO LAN WITH THIS ON ?
Parent
WITH LAN YOU MEAN A HOTEL ROOM RIGHT?
Parent
HOW DID YOU KNOW ;))))
Parent
BECAUSE ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE
Parent
Great song
Why publish a report that isn't complete? Here's a taster.

#4 When playing with insecure teenagers, never EVER take their ammo packs. Else you will swiftly find yourself playing with four in a 5on5 and a potential next day "suicide-gamer" news article.

#5 Being the last to ready up isn't cool. It doesn't mean you where busy in real life it just means you are incompetent in the bedroom.
#20 Never ever try to make trickpanzerfaustshots at the beginning of the match, because in 99% cases you will fail fucking hard and everyone will laugh at you.

i kno what im talkin bout
If only United Kingdomstkz would listen to this piece of advice...
Parent
#27 If you for some reason fail to kill a person which would normally be an easy kill, move your mouse really wildly after that so people who spectate you will think that you have mouse problems instead of just bad aim.
usually people just think youre raging over aiming badly
Parent
Take the venom and blast the shit out of everyone
only know that he is obvious like hell
Here's a bonus for all you students.

Single rate of fire gibbing can drive an opponent insane, thus giving you a psychological advantage. dink dink dink click. "MY GODDD HE GIBS SO SLOWWW MANN"
I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABE!!
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