inconvenient landodge

lol hey crossfire, the strangest thing happened...

i got a letter from the turkish army requesting me to sign up for the army =DDDD either i go to army for 9 months in turkey, or i could also just ignore the letter and never go to turkey again, ever! :Dd

what makes it more strange is that if i decide to go, im gonna have to go to turkey (on my own expense) this week :Dd i dont wanna give up my holidays in turkey so i have no other option than go to army for the upcoming 9 months lol :Dddddd

i know this comes as a shock to most of you but p&p knew about the possibility of me not being able to go to lan :d so if u look at it closely, im not to be blamed for this =(

dunno what theyre gonna do now, lets wish them luck on their upcoming journey, colon dollar (:$)
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On a related note, I don't want to go to LAN, so Belgium nkNn needs another rifle. /q aD|chizz6l or aD|Yuno
haha :d u and i are so alike =( we both stab our team for army and/or any other shit :$
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The difference is that I am actually serious :P
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eh why would i joke about something like this? the turkish army is not a joke =s
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I bet the Armenians agree with that statement.
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I agree with that statement.
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hahaha blo :P
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kusje! left square bracket K right square bracket
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kusje colon ex dee colon dollar
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STOP EMO'ING
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landodger
ONLINE ONLY
i have been to cc6 :(
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pic or never happend
True story.
atleast make it look more true
np m8 i will replace u m8. gl @ army
thats awesome mate :$ i shall spec u when i get back from turkey!
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k now i dodge too
lol were u going for me? :d
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yes i'm such a big fanboy. Crying big times now
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dont cry :=(((
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rofl, yes you get a letter and you need to show up the SAME week..

you are such a bad liar :()
actually i got the letter like 3 weeks ago :P i just thought it'd be funny if i could stab someone while going to army =$
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Even 3 weeks is bullshit, I don't believe your fairy tales.
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couldve been 4 weeks :P
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You sure it wasn't 6 or 7 or 8 or perhaps 12 weeks?
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2nd best LAN dodge after alexL
2nd best? :(
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getting to jail was better than army :(
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Dying is the best excuse imo.
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no one has used that one yet
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Takes a lot of determination. I mean you've gotta be the next Jesus to come back after that!
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I just died in your arms tonight
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Blah blah blah blah blah
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ik haatte je echt kankerhard die dag.
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Niet jou, sup3r.
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hahaha kmoet er echt om blijve lache :d (L)
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Die gast ging van de ene dag opeens super hard aimen waardoor we verloren van die lowbies! Ik kon wel mn mic opvreten :x.
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gl @ army! nothing to do about, life's a bitch :<
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
expected :XD
best dodging excuse so far
by the way, turkish army does not last 9 months.
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