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kevlar on 07/03/09, 15:46:34 PM | Reply
Al7 has been busted like 5 times ffs and still cheats on pubs to this day. he shouldnt be allowed near electrical equipment the waste of fucking sperm, nevermind get to go to a lan :/
give me some weird quotes like this one (it MUST be about yourself)
Al7 has been busted like 5 times ffs and still cheats on pubs to this day. he shouldnt be allowed near electrical equipment the waste of fucking sperm, nevermind get to go to a lan :/
give me some weird quotes like this one (it MUST be about yourself)
overall 7.5/10
anyway have fun daar ;)
i want schnee in team-ger ..
Quote Overdrive on 17/05/07, 00:59:56 PM | Reply
nah, but really; respect
you can spam even faster as loekino ...
Quote Posted by kiss on Tuesday 26th June 2007, 15:22
I was asking myself, since she is a non-stop xfire spammer,
how fast she will reply on this journal.
Quote kaazz on 04/08/07, 17:45:43 PM | Reply
pls who learned you to spam.
Mztik on 04/08/07, 17:48:19 PM | Reply
schnee
Quote h8m3 on 23/12/07, 18:41:58 PM | Reply
new perfo omaigoat
:D!
i heard u sir hax:p!
[T]gnida: everyone can do it with wallhack
oh, the irony 8D
[10:47am] <uQ-Ati_> yes
[10:47am] <nde|warp> Excellent
[10:47am] <nde|warp> How does it feel?
[10:47am] <uQ-Ati_> ;o
[10:47am] <uQ-Ati_> as usual
[10:47am] <nde|warp> Like great or just like cool?
[10:48am] <uQ-Ati_> ... -.-
[10:48am] <nde|warp> lol
[10:48am] <nde|warp> I dunno, Im an American
18:40 miNd • ill see and knock ur fucking head of u peace of shit
18:40 miNd • lets see if u ignore me then
Francis`: spankie
Francis`: pls dont kill me
? :(
Rafek- the home of awesome quotes
he's the only one who figured it out!
And it's not even a lie, old good cheating times :))
mAus: If you aim like this on lan, you can replace me in tlr
<DabSter> and well hehe, very nice for a first impression
mAus:
cheaters never win D;
LioCoO on 25/09/08, 16:40:08 PM | Reply
I will just wait for another month, sure your clan will have folded or somebody will have got busted at that time already, looking forward 2 it!
fra on 25/09/08, 16:38:59 Edited PM | Reply
tbh I think you're just a good fops with a great sens of arty/airstrike spam
<chmpp> yeyeye
<chmpp> i know
<chmpp> im just random flaming u because i love u so much
<chmpp> this way i can talk to you longer
<LORDI> lol
<LORDI> sun hauis lähinnä mun munan kokoa
<Maani> lol, ei sun munas voi olla niin iso
<LORDI> lol ei sun hauikses voi olla niin pieni
Th0r: crt?
bRobo: no it's LG
:~>
overdrive: real nick
fakenick: crook
overdrive: never heard of and shooting 50+ acc, no need to yawn
mAus: unhaxpected :P (after i pistol killed him, he was a nice guy after this though)
Got more egoboost quotes, but no funny ones :(
Only witje and chizz6l have funny quotes.
xd
Say ^oJetro ^2: in 3v3s kant em nooit mee
Say ^oJetro ^2: dan zegt em da ik rambo ga
Say ^oJetro ^2: gewoon omdat em nie mee kan
Say ^p(^7frozz^p) ^2your intelligency is hilarious
Say ^pecklav ^2: ik was een hacker, Kevin IS een hacker
Say ^[^7SUN-CUP^p] ^7KiL|3rBoY ^2: wait
Say ^[^7SUN-CUP^p] ^7KiL|3rBoY ^22 don't leave
Say ^[^7SUN-CUP^p] ^7KiL|3rBoY ^2: mstrfk
Say ^[^7SUN-CUP^p] ^7KiL|3rBoY ^2: u have demos?
Say ^[^7SUN-CUP^p] ^7KiL|3rBoY ^2: UR DEMOS?
Say ^p<^7EDiT`lio^p> ^2da is debron in tielt e
Say ^p<^7EDiT`lio^p> ^2kzal daar es staan te vieren de vrijdag
Say ^p<^7EDiT`lio^p> ^2ksla ui dood
Say ^p<^7EDiT`lio^p> ^2:)
Say ^p<^7mesqje> ^2ma wie zegt da gij wel naar cdc gaat
Say ^p<^7mesqje> ^2gij paljas
Say ^p<^7mesqje> ^2altijd met een of ander smoesken
Say ^tidle^p^^7r3vers ^2: eat shit and die kevin
Say ^7rio ^q>^7> ^2: it's not nice to turn on a net limiter during a war
Say ^pold ^7Scorch^q|^9plasa ^2: you hack, just like mztik
Say ^pold ^7Scorch^q|^9plasa ^2: why don't you want to make a ned nC team with him
Say ^7MyLegend^2|^7Squall : give ammo
Say ^7MyLegend^2|^7Kevin : no
Wait 180
Say ^psuper^s|^pD*sing was killed by ^7MyLegend^2|^7Kevin's airstrike.
Say ^psuper^5|^pRaz6rrrr was killed by ^7MyLegend^2|^7Kevin's airstrike.
Say ^psuper^x|^psuperjew was killed by ^7MyLegend^2|^7Kevin's airstrike.
Wait 180
Say ^7MyLegend^2|^7Squall disconnected.
Say ^6portstarz ^7twinzzy ^2: mstr obvious
Say ^7.^2O^7. Spider Pig vila! ^2: nice bot
Say ^7EdiT^>-^7vila ^pSTEELSERIES^7: ^2what's your current team
Say ^7EdiT^>-^7vila ^pSTEELSERIES^7: ^2we couldve used you in ec
Say ^7EdiT^>-^7vila ^pSTEELSERIES^7: ^2CDC i guess not
Say ^pWorm ^2: da moeten wij echt eens gaan doen e
Say ^pWorm ^2: zo gaan gangbangen
Say ^pWorm ^2: nen dag ofzo
Say ^oWakie/Axte ^2: sure :DD
Say ^oWakie/Axte ^2: n1 shooting at the wall
Say ^oWakie/Axte ^2: nolife nerd
Say ^7[aero'tetsie] want met uwe lowskill alleen komt ge er niet Kevin
Say ^sslajdan^2 : are you trying to selfbust again mister kevin?
Say ^7i am ^qK^hm^7T^2: hahahahahaahahah sure
Say ^7i am ^qK^hm^7T^2: drop the wallhack
Wait 76
Say ^7i am ^qSex^hy^7hot^2: how did you know
Say ^7i am ^qSex^hy^7hot^2: hahahahahaahah
Say ^7i am ^qSex^hy^7hot^2: sure
Say ^7ED^si^7T^>-^7Vila ^2: nice knowing
Say ^7ED^si^7T^>-^7Vila ^2: uhu fag
Say ^7ED^si^7T^>-^7Vila ^2: without any achievements
say "^0kevin^7: ^2we vroeg hem om engie te spelen"
say "^0kevin^7: ^2dus is hij weg"
say "^0kevin^7: ^2is altijd zo , kut rambo dat het is
say "^0kevin^7: ^2bb
say "^0kevin ^7disconnected"
:D
kzag hem gisteren aan het perron, hij kwam niet eens praten, die jongen is echt diep weggezonken :;<
Say ^7i am ^qSex^hy^7hot^2: how did you know
Say ^7i am ^qSex^hy^7hot^2: hahahahahaahah
Say ^7i am ^qSex^hy^7hot^2: sure
i dont play with kmt for more than 2 years
• <krosan> so u have palehook?
• <clouver> you just have nice haxes
EDiT|lio : if you shoot 5000damage on lan i will give you €500
EDiT|lio : over 60hs with 48+ acc hahaha
Dreamteam Kevin: doet random rifles
Dreamteam Kevin: unexpected
Guess who got busted a few days later
g5*Wakizashi PLAYA: lol see turn it off
8b1ts.Jere #FiF: GE KUNT ANDERS VASTZITTE
8b1ts.ZIFFPANTs #FiF: quite a merc you took there (when I was mercing with aTooN/royality :D)
phan^uNDEAd: loool
phan^uNDEAd: really not :DD
bSTURZ/seNti: Nice WH man
bSTURZ/seNti: cheating lowskiller
bSTURZ/seNti: XDDDDDDDDD hahaha
_Nonix: rofl
_Nonix: ok sure
K3rv3ros`eF: obvious
mYr/ag0n: lolol
mYr/ag0n :DDDDDDDDDDd
mYr/arTo: ...
mYr/arTo disconnected
myr/mAv: how the fuck did u manage that?
8b1ts.vanqu1sh #FiF: wtf gast hou toch op :D
8b1ts.vANQ FiF: wtf??
ww& rbnt: rot eens op dikhoofd :p
<rbnt> je was me wel erg hard aan t rapen 2e sd2 ronde :{
<rbnt> vieze vent
mouK: BuLL: :E
mouK: BuLL: really fuck off
mASCULINE Vanhaomena: noob nigger
T4Ce sandi: lol I suck
m/ roskis: ovie
m/ roskis: i hate u
mouK: w3st: wtf
ovr rahul #analbnc: cancer!
mouK: w3st: fuck off
SoF-Baggiez: rofl
FatGames`tyyrd: :|
FatGames`tyyrd: moron
dESIRE.kARn4J: more BS
dESIRE.kARn4J: fuck off
auth.RizZle: admin could we get a server with ettv
auth.RizZle: accurate seems to suck with ettv :)
H2K.SPAM potter: xD?
at|beAsty: rofl
at|V1ECHTAL1TY: :o
[!] R0dia: :D:D:D:D:D:DDD:
[!] R0dia: ovie
[!] R0dia: :)))DD:DD`
pinpals`Palemki: kurwa
pinpals`Palemki: mac
pinpals`MaRTe*: ...
pinpals`RadifZ: ...
pinpals`Gengis: :DD
HIGHBOTRoXoR: omg plix
AoW|Bl4d3: pls
jrp/rise: :DDDD
jrp/rise: wnb wiaderko!
Sublime [anim]: oviruku
aToOn/bl1tz: rofl
aToOn/bl1tz: get hittable
aToOn/bl1tz: epicskillboost4u
IDONTKNOWSCUBA: LoOl
IDONTKNOWSCUBA: ok ovie
pinpals`alexL: black hide more in shadows
HIGHBOTFISKEN: lol...
HIGHBOTFISKEN: i was behind the stairs :o
Bruceh!
<aToOn^0V1E> u used to have merdeaim :XD
<aToOn^Bruceh> i got a fucking aim retard
<aToOn^Bruceh> on a famous pub from france
<aToOn^Bruceh> I pwned everyone
<aToOn^Bruceh> 48 accu
<aToOn^Bruceh> i'm just fucking amazing
<aToOn^Bruceh> :D
<aToOn^Bruceh> ask Sinus
ag0n
mYr/ag0n: nigger
mYr/ag0n: gtfo
mYr/ag0n: go to work to jungle
mYr/ag0n: did i ever mention i hate blackguys
mYr/ag0n: i hate them
mYr/ag0n: scum on earth`
fishbot
<sFx`fishbot> kben niet racistisch
<sFx`fishbot> maar als ik nen neger zie, word ik boos
chizz6l
<@sFx`chizz6l> i was pro
<@sFx`chizz6l> till ovie connected..
JOSHUA
Joshua Floor zegt:
heb ik ook wel es gehad
Joshua Floor zegt:
dat iemand opeens me bij men lul grijpt
Joshua Floor zegt:
die heette ook joshua
Joshua Floor zegt:
ranzig ventje
mtvm
mtvm on 31/08/07, 17:36:45 PM | Reply
Ovie is a good rifle.
When he is able to own is nerves, he will be in top 5 rifles.
He doesnt play et since 4 years, so he needs time to learn to selfcontrol.
Some cdc clan, Take him and give him some trusts.
With my old clans i always discovered talents, i have good eye and believe me, ovie is A TALENT
Boski
<@_bLiz> <_bLiz> 6v6?
<@_bLiz> <_bLiz> re-play|boski
<@_bLiz><re-play|boski> no kurwa
<@_bLiz> <re-play|boski> no ovie no slajdan
<@_bLiz> <re-play|boski> get normal players
<@_bLiz> :|
vila @ cybergames LOEL
EDiT-vila STEELSERIES : man lagg more
EDiT-vila STEELSERIES : 'ok'
EDiT-vila STEELSERIES : idiot
EDiT-vila STEELSERIES : KICK OVIE
OVIE: WHY
EDiT-vila STEELSERIES : WHY DO U THINK
EDiT-vila STEELSERIES : PRO
EDiT-vila STEELSERIES renamed to Kayne
Kayne : HAHA SURE
Kayne : fuck off hacker
Kayne disconnected
sHaky
kADIR zegt:
ik wil telkens naar youtube.com
kADIR zegt:
maar automatisch typ ik youporn.com
Lakaii
Lakaii ! zegt:
ey ovie
you want to teach me how to play et?
jackie
SupersuM.Afro : girls arent important in life
SupersuM.Afro : pwnage is!
DabSter
[18:21] <^DabSt3rr> u are my friend right?
[18:22] <^ovie> yeah
[18:22] <^DabSt3rr> So you are like a condom: you will protect me when things get hard.
[18:22] <^ovie> :DDDDDDDDDDDD
twinzzy & Estaloth
( 17:31:45 ) ( Estaloth ) i won't play with ovie
( 17:32:01 ) ( Estaloth ) he's nigger/wnb nigger
( 17:32:02 ) ( Estaloth ) i dunno
( 17:32:06 ) ( Estaloth ) but i'm racist
( 17:32:45 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) Dude...gtfo ! He's cool!
( 17:32:47 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) I'm a racist to <--- :D
( 17:32:51 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) but he's the only cool nigger I know
( 17:32:51 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) xD
( 17:38:17 ) ( Estaloth ) :X
( 17:38:26 ) ( Estaloth ) niggers should die burning in auschwitz
( 17:38:31 ) ( Estaloth ) same for all non-white guys
( 19:49:26 ) ( Estaloth ) stheno-twnzy what about kicking nigger
( 19:49:33 ) ( Estaloth ) and take someone from auth or so
( 19:49:47 ) ( Estaloth ) i know excellent players
( 19:49:47 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) need rifle
( 19:49:57 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) who are better then the majority of players <--:$
( 19:49:58 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) sorry
( 20:01:29 ) ( Estaloth ) and i suggest kick nigga and take better polish player at his place
( 20:08:57 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) Estaloth
( 20:08:59 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) you need to play
( 20:09:08 ) ( Estaloth ) who's out?
( 20:09:13 ) ( Estaloth ) pls tell me it's nigger
( 20:09:13 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) ovie can't play for now
( 20:09:15 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) :D
( 20:09:17 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) xD
( 20:10:35 ) ( Estaloth ) stheno-twnzy
( 20:10:37 ) ( Estaloth ) get that belka
( 20:10:40 ) ( Estaloth ) and give ip
( 20:10:40 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) WHO
( 20:12:31 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) Estaloth
( 20:12:35 ) ( Estaloth ) stheno-twnzy so u got a war or not because i can get one if you respond me fast :c
( 20:12:43 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) I got a war. but ovie needs to play
( 20:12:44 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) rofl
( 20:12:44 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) xD
( 20:13:01 ) ( stheno-twnzy ) But I eat soon
( 20:13:32 ) ( Estaloth ) it's rly annoying, thats why I hate niggers
":D"
say ^4.)^7(.^0gmx^7: ^2i would like to see your demo
say ^3FiF^0/^7iMmi^7: ^2do you really think ur the new maus?
say ^7tm^0.^7hunter ^9E^0i^9ZO^7: ^2ur so lowskilled fuckin hacker
g5 Sh1zzle STARPLAYER: great hitboxes love it!
EDiT-vila STEELSERIES: LOL lag more
exotic. setupy: get the fuck out with ur rifles piece of shit
-K- Kevin: NERD WTF
-K- logic: superb is a splendid word to describe your acts
SYSTEMVI' xeoxis: less obvious next time plz
aToOn ~ boski: YOU RANDOM
gr0ss & SEBASTIAN probably have the most
Venue//Wormus: Winhis: Butchji?
Venue//Wormus: you cheat somewhere else
(T4Ce`sandi )) make an avi pls!
(prescott )) it will be match conflict and big tread in crossfire too
(prescott )) yes avi also
(prescott )) full programm
@_gnajda )) give me your demo !
@_gnajda )) nice humanised :)
@_gnajda )) what is your bot name?
Trivium! match report
lol radari , u are fucking no skill, and nirv and mr C too... Sandi have fucking humanized aimbot, without human he is fucking noob like u ;o
By gnajda_ (Trivium Inactive)
1 November 2007
http://clanbase.ggl.com/warinfo.php?wid=7148129&cid=1429052
(vESSAR)) you aim like i dunno
(vESSAR)) your mystic
[21:25:38] +VgS`Stevji )) pls
[21:25:40] +VgS`Stevji )) sandi
[21:25:43] +VgS`Stevji )) u're a cheater
[21:25:45] +VgS`Stevji )) but np
[21:25:49] +VgS`Stevji )) i don't care
[21:27:13] +VgS`Stevji )) cheaters are supported in this game
[21:27:39] +VgS`Stevji )) care about u
[21:27:48] +VgS`Stevji )) u're justa a random
[21:28:03] +VgS`Stevji )) i'm not whining coz of the cup
[21:28:07] +VgS`Stevji )) coz of this game
[21:28:13] +VgS`Stevji )) which gone in crap
[21:28:26] +T4Ce`sandi )) i dont even cheat :(
[21:28:36] +VgS`Stevji )) tace tag says all
[21:29:18] Ø Part: (VgS`Stevji) ([email protected])
[21:55:19] @`Snake )) sandi, your name attracks me :(
talking about rtcw..:
[21:45:46] T4Ce`Nirv )) i were fops
[21:45:52] T4Ce`Nirv )) more hs from all
[21:45:53] T4Ce`sandi )) its the best
[21:45:59] T4Ce`Nirv )) only 21 but i owned theml as fops
[21:46:03] T4Ce`sandi )) cos u get always ammo xD
[21:46:09] T4Ce`Nirv )) :D:dD
[21:46:19] T4Ce`sandi )) so u can own everyone easy :P
[21:46:29] T4Ce`sandi )) just give all ammo to your self and go for frag fest!
[21:46:35] T4Ce`Nirv )) :DDDDD
H2k.SPAM bu chji: HAHA NONAME:D:D
Viax: You saying AzA is a hacker is like you saying FlyingDJ is a good shoutcaster. He's not; but you want him to be.
Overplayed by Statti send me ur config
Overplayed by Statti I want glass walls too
[19:20:17] <+Titanz`BrCh> de meest gehaten belgen maja
[19:20:27] <+Titanz`BrCh> al7 bekend als ex cheater enzo
[19:20:29] <+Titanz`BrCh> gg imo
[17:18:51] <+alexL> bibuy cya @ lan gifted make more funny jokes :)
<+mAusiiiiiiii> en oftewel zat diene spec te zegge waar ik zat
<+GiftedG> nee
<+mAusiiiiiiii> oftewel zijde u broer aant achterdoen
***Vipah***: or you are using that name just for fun
zeto: ik ben een van de beste aimers uit de ETscene, en jij bent maar een random belgium noob!
kenta: what etbot version?
kritos: one hs on you on 10 mins
<@v0rteXc> tetsuo
<@v0rteXc> that hacker
<@v0rteXc> omg
<@v0rteXc> he is maus
<@^tetsuo> ?
<dG`Leppi> ferus is tard
<dG`Leppi> ik neuk hem anaal bij maanlicht
<juA> leppi
<juA> ben je echt een neger
<@Leppii`> ja
<@Leppii`> ik ben in suriname geboren
<juA> xD
<@Leppii`> ja wat ?
<@Leppii`> 2jaar daar gewoond
<@Leppii`> dus als 2jarige naar nl gekomen man
<@Leppii`> en nu volgroeid bamboe vlechter
juA: waarom wil je tetsuo zien op cdc5 ? xDDDDDDD
Rfiki: Gewoon, ik hou ervan mensen met 120 hs / map aan 't werk te zien op LAN :D
juA: hoe kom je erbij dat hij zoveel hs schiet xD ?"
Rfiki: Heb 'm maand of 2 geleden is op braundorf bezig gezien en dacht: "Is dat dezelfde tetsuo van vroeger?"
Spirea...<Spirea> med+, how bad can u be?
<dG`tetsuo> ?
<dG`tetsuo> what
<Spirea> nice using hax vs us
<Spirea> great dude
<dG`tetsuo> what?
<Spirea> xD
<dG`tetsuo> wtf you sayin
<Spirea> wp really
<Spirea> still losing dmg
<Spirea> with hax
<Spirea> how bad can u be
<dG`tetsuo> haha
<dG`tetsuo> nerd
<dG`tetsuo> stfu
<dG`tetsuo> i dont cheat
<dG`tetsuo> wanna see my old guid?
<dG`tetsuo> look it up
<dG`tetsuo> fuckin tard
<Spirea> couldn't care less about your guid
<Spirea> just get some skill
<Spirea> some REAL skill
<dG`tetsuo> nice games
<dG`tetsuo> nablet
<dG`tetsuo> sup with ur ego?
<Spirea> nablet is the one who gets owned although he is haxing
<dG`tetsuo> cant stand to lose or sth?
<dG`tetsuo> im not haxing
<dG`tetsuo>
<Spirea> well, I think the ones haxing cant stand losing or what
<Spirea> why would they hax otherwise
<dG`tetsuo> mmh
<dG`tetsuo> wouldnt know
<Spirea> I don't mind your haxing
<dG`tetsuo> but im not
<dG`tetsuo> ..
<Spirea> but isn't it kinda low to start falming the opponent after that
<dG`tetsuo> why should i be haxing?
<dG`tetsuo> ive been playing this game for quite long now
<Spirea> yeah right
<Spirea> well, why don't u join impact if u got such aim and knowledge :DD
<Spirea> and even better, why u looking for med+ when u can own high that easily?
<dG`tetsuo> with ur recommendation
<dG`tetsuo> well
<dG`tetsuo> dunno
<dG`tetsuo> it was warmupgame
<dG`tetsuo> ye
<dG`tetsuo> high is 2much ego
<Spirea> but I don't get the point... u could easily outaim anyone, and wanna play vs med+
<dG`tetsuo>
<dG`tetsuo> whats wrong with mid+?
<Spirea> well, it's kinda old T4ce style... your real skill is med+ and when u start getting owned u put hax on, right?
<dG`tetsuo> ...
<dG`tetsuo> i rly dont know where you started thinkin i hack
<Spirea> isn't it kinda obvious
<Spirea> no one shoots that well, that's about it ?
<dG`tetsuo> :DDD
<Spirea> u don't have it on all the time ofc
<dG`tetsuo> you rly think we use private hax?
<Spirea> I don't know what hax it is, but I'm kinda sure u use something
<Spirea> u know
<Spirea> u play like nirv
<Spirea> he got a bad dmg as well, but he won all the important duels
<Spirea> like all the haxers
<Spirea> u would be more believable if u shot on your own level all the time or on the bot level all the time
<dG`tetsuo> bad dmg?
<dG`tetsuo> i had lots more than you on supply
<Spirea> but your skill shouldn't change that much between duels
<Spirea> that's kinda suspicious
<Spirea> well
<Spirea> what can I do on supply when u are all backraping and camping
<Spirea> and I got in attack more than u
<Spirea> so what do u expect
<dG`tetsuo> i got more in total so dont whine bout backrape
<Spirea> and I got more in braun... your point being?
;>
<DSky`Bozar> i was suspecting u tbh... u killed me once
<FiF|0V1E> die heroin speelt fucking raar (heroin is playing fucking strange)
<FiF|0V1E> soms speelt hij gewoon normaal (sometimes he's playing normal)
<FiF|0V1E> en dan uit het niets (and then out of nothing)
<FiF|0V1E> hopla een 6mankill (hopla a 6man kill)
<FiF|0V1E> rare knakker (strange dude)
YOU GOT NOHEAD IN YOUR CLAN
HE IS LIKE SHOOTING ON WALLS
*CHEATER*
TLR{ aCoZz : I could tell you that you are a moron for example, since your not
able to see it by yourself
(23:26:26) (@stormG|away) och jong delbar u bakkes gaak es in elkaar stampen als ge nog zo een groot muilke opzet gij en rhand samen in een zakske steken da gaak doen
kiss: We also know you from CPC I, where you've played with cZar. Are you attending CPC II?
stormG: No, although it was great fun, especially seeing a loser like rhand having no friends and then having the biggest mouth around here on xfire .
overdrive
I dreamed about you last night.
[21:47] ° Torrent: but we have our leet euro so its all good
[21:47] anim: lol
[21:47] anim: RHAND
Prankster: sure
Prankster: haha
p3ya...: tsaaar
Prankster: nice aimbot
p3ya...: omg
(00:46:16) (jackie^) lick my balls mongol fucker you abuse little childeren and putting toys in there behind
(00:46:22) (jackie^) you german sexmongol
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(02:42:52) (jackie^) you mother with cancer while shes getting sexually abused by morrocien boys fucking idiot you suck pussy from mongol girls of 10
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(00:45:00) (jackie^) no server mongol clitlicker
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(@jackie^) your bald mother with 3 left knees in a wheelchair with solf wheels..
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<jACKIE> ILL HOPE YOUR MOM DIES OF HIV YOU FUCKING MORON AND YOUR FATHER GETS RAPPED BY 10 LITTLE NIKKER KIDS you mother fucking zithead cockface ill cut your mom into little peaces and trow here over a applepie
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(12:35:20) (aegruS`afro) he fuck you dickhead or ill slice your little wiener butterass
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jackie^ on 03/08/07, 02:44:28 PM | Reply
no problem mushroomhead just for cocksucking admins doesnt mean you dont deserve ban like the real heros get, now go pis in decem mouth
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jackie^ on 03/08/07, 11:41:53 PM | Reply
i heared investigators found some white sticky stuff on your sweaters
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<jACKIE^^> im farting a hole in my chair
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aegruS.aFRo: kitty met der dikke kankerklit en vieze plofkutej
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aegruS.jACKIE: your dead mother with cancer on her tits with black hair on it. You cocksucking peace of shit i'll put a cockring around ur moms neck and piss in her behind while ur dad is eating steak and fistfucking himself
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(17:50:07) (jackie^) lelijke kanker kind
(17:50:16) (jackie^) je kale kanekr moeder zonder armen
(17:50:17) (jackie^) kanekr bezem
(17:50:22) (jackie^) zeg toz en ik eet je kanker slet
(17:50:26) (jackie^) ik breek je kk neus
(17:50:31) (jackie^) dik kleiun lelijk kanker jong
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(14:33:42) (@jackie^) vieze kanker aids patienten
(14:33:59) (@jackie^) valt er nog wat te owne hier of hoe zit dat, met jullie schrale teelballetjes
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(15:50:55) (jackie) now go fuckyour sis cuz i think shes they only ony who wants to get abused by a guy with a pickuptruck head
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(15:55:33) (jackie) or maybe you are farted out of the pussy
(15:55:36) (jackie) and broke your brains
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<jACKIE^> wat een kankermongool, lijkt mij pure aimbotterij!
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(18:28:33) (@jACK``) ja ik ga kleine meisjes
(18:28:36) (@jACK``) hun klitje afsnijden
(18:28:38) (@jACK``) haha
(18:28:40) • @jACK`` slaps BuLL`` around a bit with a large trout
(18:28:43) (@jACK``) farmertje
(18:28:58) (@BuLL``) hahahaha
(18:29:04) (@jACK``) brb aftrekke ga nooit te werk met een geladen pistool ;o
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(15:15:13) (Koe`) why do you ask if i may know?
(15:17:10) (BuLL``) hi
(15:17:15) (BuLL``) im back from pownage
(15:17:22) (BuLL``) uh
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aegruS.AFRO: Im so angry cuz Hype's mom left mustache hair with the last blowjob
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K*jak.duKe_: are you so angry because you suck?
aegruS.AFRO: your dead cancer mother in a wheelchair
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(13:11:46) (@jACK``) he farmer word da heute nog gespield en quotjes verzameld ;o
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jackie: ik zit helemaal te knetteren achter men PC, kzit helemaal te schuimbekken.. heb nog een halve jonkel liggen en kan helemaal niet meer type :D
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(15:19:56) (jACKIE) your childpornrapistmongol go fuck your grandpa in his elektronic wheelchair with hardtop pussylicking tyfustard
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<jACKIE> or il slap you into a woodenwheelchair you cancer tyfus balhair with hiv on your vagina your hermafrodit nikker grandma abuser
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jackie^: he fucking cancercamper, you prolly have cancer all over your body how you were sitting there in that shitholding
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C4L/jaCKIE@haCKIE: better care
C4L/jaCKIE@haCKIE: about ur parents
C4L/jaCKIE@haCKIE: who are driving around in wheelchairs
C4L/jaCKIE@haCKIE: with pacemakers and cancer in their hands
C4L/jaCKIE@haCKIE: now die rup and get a life or i rape all ur grandma's in there behinds
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jACKIE pming TosspoT after the release of the Fusenlist
(19:35:21) (@jackie) who made that list
(19:35:21) (@jackie) with afrohead on the top
(19:35:21) (@jackie) there is no hax on my pc anymore since 2 years
(19:35:21) (@jackie) you fucking cancer mongol
(19:35:22) (@jackie) i hope your mnother dies you cancner idiot go fuck chmppie and lettu in ther ass with a dildo you cancer ballhead
(19:35:24) (@jackie) next time ill fish on you with your pookie eyes fucking newb putting me in top i neverf hax
(19:35:27) (@jackie) you cancer idiot
(19:35:28) (@jackie) i hope your crossfire faggets but not you most more bullvox ronner and that cancer fusen will all getr fucked in there behinds till there asses are as red as a bavoon
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(13:41:17) (afro-) fucking cancersufferingpeople abuser
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(03:55:36) (Lun4t1C) vieze vuile kanker koeienmelker ga toch met die gieter over moeders hangende uitgezakte buik harken !
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<p0wn|jaCkie> you cancer cheater
<p0wn|jaCkie> i hope ur mom dies
<p0wn|jaCkie> in a car accident
<p0wn|jaCkie> noobie mongol haxer
<Synchro.Switch> stop fucking thx, fdp
<p0wn|jaCkie> the only one who is fucking
<p0wn|jaCkie> is someone you know very well
<p0wn|jaCkie> becuz its ur mom and she sucks my cock empty
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(01:18:54) (savage``) I don't have glasses :<
(01:19:23) (ovr`BuLL) (01:19:16) (@Lun4t1C) -[]--[]-
(01:19:26) (ovr`BuLL) and now u do!
(01:19:37) (savage``) guess so ;i
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(@Dreki) I just realized something.
(@Dreki) A is the 1st letter of the alphabet and H is the 8th letter, right?
(@Dreki) 9/11=0.8181818181=HAHAHAHA.
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(17:43:11) • jackie sneezes in alexL's face
(17:43:15) (jackie) your hiv mothers
(17:43:16) (jackie) newbies
(17:43:18) (alexL) ok?
(17:43:20) (jackie) idd
(17:43:27) (alexL) our server we decide
(17:43:34) (jackie) your server you have hiv
(17:44:01) (alexL) jackie so good jokes
(17:44:04) (jackie) thx
(17:44:10) (jackie) i know you alwasy laugh so stfu
(17:44:20) (jackie) now go fuck savage zitface in his wowass
(17:44:30) (savage`) jackie, one of you voted yes ;<
(17:44:40) (jackie) yeah that was my mom she hates me
(17:44:41) (jackie) since today
(17:45:18) (ovr`M1lk) tell 'em jackie
(17:45:25) (ovr`M1lk) those mongol weelchair retards
(17:45:29) (savage`) :D
(17:45:32) (alexL) ehm?
(17:45:33) (jackie) idd woodingwheelfuck mongol klitlickers
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(17:47:37) (@jackie) 17:45:40) (rolnik) hi
(17:47:39) (@jackie) (17:45:41) (rolnik) pw
(17:47:41) (@jackie) (17:45:54) (( /whois start ))
(17:47:43) (@jackie) (17:45:54) —› rolnik is "mistrzow" ([email protected])
(17:47:45) (@jackie) (17:45:54) —› rolnik reg in #3on3.et
(17:47:47) (@jackie) (17:45:54) —› rolnik using *.quakenet.org (QuakeNet IRC Server)
(17:47:49) (@jackie) (17:45:54) (( /whois end ))
(17:47:51) (@jackie) (17:46:00) (jackie) die of cancer cancer mongol
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at the CDC4 Pokertournament:
Matias: He fost, you don't really have a pokerface..
foSt: nop, but you got a cancerface :D
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(13:02:49) (HB-FiREBALL-) 3 o clock after 3-4 hours playing
(13:03:08) (HB-FiREBALL-) "azzor: comon guys concantrate"
(13:03:19) (HB-FiREBALL-) "fost: je comon cancertrate :D"
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c 4 L - Afr0: he fuck off there, we want to trickjump
c 4 L - Afr0: HE FUCK OFF FROM THE TREE
c 4 L - Afr0: your mother with cancer
random CoD4 player: what..?
c 4 L - Afr0: move it man, wtf..
random CoD4 player: :\
c 4 L - Afr0: your naked mother with a dildo in her ass so far her shit comes out of her nose
random CoD4 player: i love you man
c 4 L - Afr0: i love ur mothers dildo
c 4 L - Afr0: you mother.. i hope she suffers very long and then dies
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jACKIE: Ik geef jou moeder een lesje in snel pijpen en klaarkomen, dan hoeven niet zoveel mensen haar te verminken om haar slechte daad
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aegruS.afro: your anus is gonna hurt even more wenn you dont unpause
aegruS.afro: we put in wheelchair in its
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aegruS.afro: ur a loser die in hell
aegruS.afro: and let ur team die aswell
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jACKIE: your naked bold mother with amputated legs cancerfardhead
random ettv watcher: your not funny
jACKIE: your mother is not funny
jACKIE: cuzx she is criple
jACKIE: you farthead
random ettv watcher: cu at lan jackie
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(02:34:09) (@Ronner) mij zal 't allemaal een kenkerworst wezen.. ik suck, zuip, neuk en heb fun
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jACKIE^^ ([email protected]): dee net ff 5o5je
jACKIE^^ ([email protected]): met ata en maus
jACKIE^^ ([email protected]): 10-1-2 :D p[werrr
jACKIE^^ ([email protected]): ,me
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jACKIE talking to a female pro-gamer
(jACKIE_) (16:14) see you
(jACKIE_) (16:18) because you didnt say byebye im gonna rip your leggs and put them in your pussy stinky kk hoertje
(aG`Juliebabz) (16:26) :d
(aG`Juliebabz) (16:26)np
(aG`Juliebabz) (16:33) im back now tho
(aG`Juliebabz) (16:33) me and my rat was on the beach today
(aG`Juliebabz) (16:33) hes asleep now
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<jackie> guys feel free to baf little kids in ther behinds
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(18:38:47) (@jackie) pown 4 life !
(18:38:55) (@TCM|M1lky) =D
(18:38:57) (@TCM|M1lky) 4life
(18:39:14) (@jackie) :D
(18:39:22) (@jackie) ben je in de silent pwn ?
(18:39:30) (@jackie) ik heb mijn pctje weer bendedn :D
(18:39:55) (@jackie) die kanker hond heeft de hele nacht staan blaffe vanacond tape ik hem in en leg hem in de kelder ;O
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jACKIE`AFK: high skiller my ass vieze stinkende kanke retard met je opas vuist in je aaker kk nichtneukende dwangbaf
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(14:53:11) —› topic: aegruS.ET moved to kidraping and toybehinding - #c4L
(14:53:11) —› set by: jACKIE`AFK
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jACKIE talking to some CoD4 player ingame:
c4L - Afro: <3 adolf hitler
c4L - Afro: i wish all nikkers were death you to?
LoZo: yeeee
c4L - Afro: i love marc dutroux
c4L - Afro:im the monster af belgium
LoZo: what do you think about the things going on in the Iraq?
c4L - Afro: mmm
c4L - Afro: i hope they kill all muslim wifes
c4L - Afro: and fistfuck them
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c4L - Afro: you fucky fucky tiny kids in ther behinds
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o_0 JACK: your mothers rotten pussy
o_0 JACK: your my son ross
o_0 JACK: i raped your family
R0SS: your mother has a cock jackie stfu
R0SS: u are a testube baby
o_0 JACK: you wannabe me
o_0 JACK: noob
o_0 JACK: ross i told you
o_0 JACK: i dont fuck your mom
o_0 JACK: i fistfuck her
R0SS: cool
o_0 JACK: dotn need a dick
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jACKIE as "madscientist's cfg"
madscientist's cfg: you father to
madscientist's cfg: he sucks cocks
madscientist's cfg: for broodje hotdock
madscientist's cfg: now leave
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jACKIE in a random 3on3 after a pause
c4L|jACKIE: KK OP HOOR
c4L|jACKIE: dat gepauze altijd van jullie
p5'NzZ: je kanker moeder
p5'NzZ: heb fpslag
c4L|jACKIE: je kale kkvader
c4L|jACKIE: in een rolstoel
c4L|jACKIE: lelijk kankerventje
p5'NzZ: heb fpslag jonge w8 is ff
c4L|jACKIE: ja en met je kk aids moeder
c4L|jACKIE: die ik neuk
c4L|jACKIE: kankerslet
p5'NzZ: bekijk eerst je dode oma
c4L|jACKIE: ja, jouw oma wordt verkracht door een wasbeer
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jACKIE on msn:
kevin says (23:11):
yuhuu
pwnie
for life
little grandpa fucker
get the toys out of your behind and lets pwn with chemokuurtjes
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jACKIE^: haha dont pretend you have a real life your real life starts wenn you crawl back into your HD kiddy rapist
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jACKIEsays (17:18):
if u guys will be active again this winter, we can do some fun things like et or cod4/5.. instead of abusing kids in little wooden wheelchairs..
jACKIEsays (17:21):
he farmer, i gtg..
jACKIE says (17:22):
we'll keep in touch and gl with the abusing of mongol kids..
jACKIE says (17:23):
stick the toys in there lungs and feat their brains to marokian underaged kids
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(jACKIE) PULZAAAA YOU ugly noob wannabe punker or whatever rebel fagget. why you took your profile picture away were the truck drove over your unwashed face. you talk tough but the only girlfriend you had in life had here fucking face pierced all over and probably a tweety tattoo on her heroin arm now die slow and painfull you poor east european nolifer
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(jackie) cancer noob lineup for wheelchair faggets who aim like the are using a wooding ballmouse with ther own ball in it
(jackie) now fu get cancer cancer cool cancerpwnde just cancer mongolkidabusers
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jackie^ on 15/12/08, 13:09:03 PM | Reply
IDD KILLERBOY SHOULD DIE/BURN IN HELL AND LET HES FAIMLY GET RAPED BY LITTLE CROCODLES
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jackie^ on 15/12/08, 13:14:04 PM | Reply
LETS FIND KILLERBOY AND CUT OF HIS ARMS AND LEGGS THEN MAKE A FLAG OF HIS TORSO
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to "ratzilla":
jackie^ on 16/12/08, 12:19:04 PM | Reply
you poor fucking fagget, with your gay question go stick your fist in your mothers filty ass you zidface cancer pie. your ugly unwashed tyfus tard
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(17:43:30) (JACKIE^) get out of teh wheelchair fucking abuser
(17:43:34) (JACKIE^) en fuck some kids from behind
(17:43:37) (JACKIE^) toyboybehinder
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(16:31:13) jackie^ : he kankernoob
(16:31:13) jackie^ : wat add je allemaal retards aan c4l dan
(16:31:13) jackie^ : en zet je mij in onderzoek ben je niet goedwijs ofzo
(16:31:13) jackie^ : of moet ik een wheely in je anus stoppe idiooot
(16:31:13) jackie^ : met die rotte buitenlanders die niet kunnen aimen 5 man is genoeg hoor
(16:31:13) jackie^ : fking kanker dikke pansy
(16:31:13) jackie^ : lijperrik
(16:31:13) jackie^ : en kanker ook op met naga
(16:31:13) jackie^ : jullie fucken echte c4l
(16:31:13) jackie^ : :s
(16:31:13) jackie^ : ga maar met die east europeaantjes spelen die weten niet eens wat c4l is en waar het voor staat newbs
(16:31:13) jackie^ : kan beter een clan voor hun maken WANNABEC4L DUTCHGUY
(16:31:13) jackie^ : fking dropveters
(17:12:20) (mouK`BuLL) wij willen kunne spelen savonds
(17:12:25) (mouK`BuLL) dus we invite mensen die online ziojn
(17:12:30) (mouK`BuLL) nou
(17:12:37) (mouK`BuLL) toxic en wiadro en light spele elke nacht mee
(17:12:37) jackie^ : waarom sta ik dan bij onderzoek :S?
(17:12:42) (mouK`BuLL) ja omdat je niet meer speelt
(17:12:48) jackie^ : ik speel 2 dagen niet ?
(17:13:22) (mouK`BuLL) jah
(17:13:24) (mouK`BuLL) njah ff in onderzoek
(17:13:29) (mouK`BuLL) je wordt ff onderzocht
(17:14:25) jackie^ : hahaha
(17:14:27) jackie^ : wtfff
(17:14:33) jackie^ : door wat
(17:14:38) jackie^ :azzor met in zn stoeltje
(17:15:15) jackie^ : ik dacht alleen toen ik het zag, naja nice cancer for life clan allemaal kanker polen en dikke mensen die we fucking pesten met hun wheelchair leven :D en ik sta in onderzoek
(17:15:18) jackie^ : dus daarom zei ik het ff
(17:15:19) jackie^ : thats all
(17:15:30) jackie^ : pwn must go on
(17:16:44) jackie^ : -.-
(17:17:37) jackie^ : maar wiaderko en lightning zijn nice hooor :D
(17:17:42) jackie^ : alleen naga en toxic haat ik gewoon
(17:17:46) jackie^ : kanker kiddo fuckers
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(14:04:34) (@mouK`Lazio) maar ons laatste defence is toch ok
(14:04:37) (@mouK`Lazio) die eerste is ons prob
(14:04:44) (@mouK`Lazio) da we niet setup kunnen krijgen
(14:05:00) (@mouK`BuLL) ok
(14:06:11) (@mouK`Lazio) mouK`BuLL zou jij mss niet beter beneden gaan spelen als medic
(14:06:14) (@mouK`Lazio) supply eerste stage
(14:06:22) (@mouK`Lazio) met jouw aim zou dat dan lockdown moeten zijn
translation
(14:04:34) (@mouK`Lazio) but our last defence is ok right
(14:04:37) (@mouK`Lazio) the first one is our problem
(14:04:44) (@mouK`Lazio) that we cant really set up
(14:05:00) (@mouK`BuLL) ok
(14:06:11) (@mouK`Lazio) mouK`BuLL wouldnt it be better if u would play as medic downstairs
(14:06:14) (@mouK`Lazio) supply first stage
(14:06:22) (@mouK`Lazio) with your aim it should be total lockdown
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M1lk zegt (17:57):
maar
in cod4
blijven we nu echt helemaal nergens
BuLL zegt (17:57):
robert
omg
M1lk zegt (17:57):
zelfs de dikste kutnoobs
ownen nu
BuLL zegt (17:58):
ga jij je daar nou zorgen om maken? Na alles wat we hebben meegemaakt?
Ik ben op een dinsdagnacht om 5u sochtends tot rank 1500 gezakt, dat is nergens blijven
wij waren die kutnoobs
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23:14.39 ( nebu` ) dont be
23:14.54 ( nebu` ) make a castle in the sand
23:15.15 ( @chizz6l________ ) ok
23:15.15 ( @chizz6l________ ) brb
23:15.38 ( @phan|AL1 ) what sand
23:15.40 ( @phan|AL1 ) only snow here
23:15.41 ( @phan|AL1 ) :d
23:15.47 ( nebu` ) fu
23:15.50 ( nebu` ) its summer
23:15.52 ( @phan|AL1 ) ?
23:15.54 ( @phan|AL1 ) its winter
23:16.01 ( nebu` ) lol what a liar
23:16.09 ( @phan|AL1 ) ? :D
23:16.11 ( @phan|AL1 ) it is win ter
23:16.12 ( @phan|AL1 ) wtf
23:16.22 ( nebu` ) lol al` r u blind
23:16.26 ( nebu` ) u dont watch news?
23:16.28 ( nebu` ) :o
23:16.32 ( @phan|AL1 ) ?
23:16.33 ( @phan|AL1 ) :D
23:16.35 ( @phan|AL1 ) r u kidding
23:16.39 ( nebu` ) :DDDDD omg u noob \o/
23:16.39 ( @chizz6l________ ) rofl al1
<]Scarzy> why are girls so confusing?
<nebu> i don't know
<Scarzy> i think you should die ;D
<nebu`mushiii> i use always cm
<nebu`mushiii> u know
<nebu`mushiii> i am from europe :P
<tyyrd> u dont measure people in cm
<tyyrd> noob
<nebu`mushiii> rofl
Kaze : i downloaded case 69
Kaze : 39** omg
Loekino quote<Loekino`> and these little people
<Loekino`> like
<Loekino`> saying
<Loekino`> nono you wont
<Loekino`> i was so angry
<Loekino`> so i ate them abit
<Loekino`> killed them
<Loekino`> and then i farted on them
<Loekino`> so they went away
<Loekino`> then
<Loekino`> i wanted to open the door
<Loekino`> BUT
<Loekino`> the door wanted to eat me
<Loekino`> and it said that it was a door and wanted to eat me
<Loekino`> but i said please man
<Loekino`> i am naked
<Loekino`> let me go
<Loekino`> toilet
<Loekino`> i will else pee in your face
<Loekino`> true ^^
<Loekino`> and he was like
<Loekino`> Yeah true
<Loekino`> i dont have hands
<Loekino`> and then he was like ofc
<Loekino`> and he opened it
<Loekino`> and i tried to scare him and said
<Loekino`> CAN YOU HEAR US WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE IT MAKES ME DELERIOUS
<Loekino`> and then he was hoho please mister
<Loekino`> my ears!
<Loekino`> and i was in my room
<Loekino`> but it changed in human tereris
<Loekino`> and i was only wearing a bikini and these blocks tried to hit me
<Loekino`> but i was like a ninja and jumped on them
<Loekino`> but my poor condition was stoping me
<Loekino`> and then i thought
<Loekino`> well
<Loekino`> why not pee here
<Loekino`> no one will notice
<Loekino`> and i did my bikini off
<Loekino`> and while i was trying to pee
<Loekino`> this door said
<Loekino`> OH NO YOUNG BOY
<Loekino`> and he was like stopping me and i said WTF your a door you can stop me since your stuck in the wall
<Loekino`> and he was like.. ah true
<Loekino`> but then i needed to go to the toilet really quick
<Loekino`> so i was in my kitchen finally since the door helped me to get true
<Loekino`> so
<Loekino`> i was up at this high tower
<Loekino`> felt nice <3 sun in the night on me
<Loekino`> mjammmmm
<Loekino`> was laying here a bit
<Loekino`> but i was thinking
<Loekino`> i am never naked in the sun
<Loekino`> wont this burn my ass?
<Loekino`> and my balls :|?
<Loekino`> then
<Loekino`> i cant
<Loekino`> ...
<Loekino`> touch myself you know
<Loekino`> with a burned..
<Loekino`> so
<Loekino`> then
<Loekino`> in the kitchen
<Loekino`> my cat was chiling
<Loekino`> with a tulband on his head
<Loekino`> smoking a large huge pipe
<Loekino`> i said
<Loekino`> gimme a hit from the.. cat smoke device!
<Loekino`> and i was trying to smoke it but he said
<Loekino`> psssst its fake.. just to impress the ladies you know
<Loekino`> and then all the lady cats were on him
<Loekino`> and i said
<Loekino`> niceee your a cool cat
<Loekino`> and this is also a store in my city
<Loekino`> he was on his pillow with the lady cats dancing on him
<Loekino`> i said
<Loekino`> can i go to the cats toilet?
<Loekino`> i always wanted to use this
<Loekino`> and he said sure, i hope that you fit in it
<Loekino`> So
<Loekino`> i came here
<Loekino`> at this thing
<Loekino`> was abit small but i was in it
<Loekino`> i told to the cat next to me
<Loekino`> damn
<Loekino`> this gray stuff feels shit on your feets
<Loekino`> how do you cats do this
<Loekino`> and they told me about the special shoes you can buy from armani-cat
<Loekino`> so i said nicee
<Loekino`> i will buy them soon
<Loekino`> i like this hairy place and you can kick sand over your shit
<Loekino`> and i said hmm
<Loekino`> do you have any tactics do do this?
<Loekino`> i mean
<Loekino`> hiding your shit
<Loekino`> and he said
<Loekino`> lick it
<Loekino`> then trow sand over it
<Loekino`> so i did
<Loekino`> i was licking it abit
<Loekino`> but he was laughing
<Loekino`> like MIAAAUWAMWAMIWAIAMMIAUWWW
<Loekino`> and it was a joke because i was for the first time there
<Loekino`> and then he was like sorry d00d, can i buy you some drink
<Loekino`> i said sure
<Loekino`> mister cat
<Loekino`> and he took me to some bar and he was some vip there and took me behind the scenes
<Loekino`> and he bought some drinks for me
<Loekino`> and suddenly he sended me some hairy cats to me:|! but i was like hohoho i dont really like it this hairy man
<Loekino`> sorry
<Loekino`> he felt abit offended
<Loekino`> and said
<Loekino`> yeahyeah damn human
<Loekino`> and kicked me out with his tail
<Loekino`> so then i was in my kitchen again
<Loekino`> i saw the tetris blocks falling down
<Loekino`> the door being angry
<Loekino`> my cat fake smoking
<Loekino`> and it was really.. strange
<Loekino`> since suddenly like yeah
<Loekino`> just that
<Loekino`> and then i was climbing on the blocks
<Loekino`> yeah
<Loekino`> you dont need to shit now so you cant shit on me
<Loekino`> and i told him
<Loekino`> GTFO YOUR A DOOR
<Loekino`> but he said okeoke i will eat you
<Loekino`> so i was caree
<Loekino`> so he ate me
<HansoO> FIN!
<Loekino`> but i just fell out at the other side of the door
<Loekino`> and he said
<Loekino`> g3g3 i shitted you out bro
<Loekino`> so i licked shit and became shit at the same night
<Loekino`> !
<Loekino`> and produced shit
<Loekino`> was quite nice feeling
<Loekino`> so i went upstairs but wtf
<Loekino`> in harry potters those little people just died
<Loekino`> but these little people became zombies
<Loekino`> so i was rly like
<Loekino`> wtf is this ?
<Loekino`> please ?
<Loekino`> they never show this in videos
<Loekino`> i mean
<Loekino`> like
<Loekino`> ctrl alt delte you
<Loekino`> but they couldnt since i didnt had admin rights
<Loekino`> so
<Loekino`> i was smart
<Loekino`> and just was like
<Loekino`> yeah well i have a ladder in my pants
<Loekino`> i will climb up fu
<Loekino`> and came back to my room
<Loekino`> and said hoi on irc!
<TheoDor> every time im looking outside the window
<TheoDor> i can see you in the clouds
<TheoDor> oh thats because you have a long neck :D
<M1ghtyBro`6aHgA> I found a cd case of my sister
<M1ghtyBro`6aHgA> it has like 40 dvds with pron
<M1ghtyBro`6aHgA> I was like OMG
<M1ghtyBro`6aHgA> XDD
<KaZe> the is importance winning I dontt care to participate
<nebu`afk> what's up?:P
<KaZe-> wb :)
<KaZe-> im making some free places on my hard dick for gta
<KaZe-> :D
<KaZe-> omg
<KaZe-> hard disk *
<nebu`afk> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<nebu`afk> hahahhaah
<nebu`afk> omg
<nebu`afk> busted
but this is my favorite one:
AL1 zegt:
we hebbe al planne gemaakt om u te verkrachte op lan
translation: We already made plans to rape you on lan
never happened :(:(:(
say ^?biqq^0: ^7Angenommen ich schneide mir die Haare, gibst du dann zu, dass du an hast?
say ^?Sagem^0: ^7u r better than dignitas
say ^?Swine^0: ^7dummer cheater
wait 85
say ^?Lakaii^0: ^7I even thought for a second you were clean
say ^?Lakaii^0: ^7pure wallhack !
say ^?Lakaii^0: ^7Looked like beasty was trying to bust himself
my favourite one :P
say ^?- u /< - eVo^0: ^7you cant say prone without pro eh beasty
;((((