Anything you want to improve?

i want to improve my pistol skill ;X tekoa i need a lesson :P

tell yours :)

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my quake skills so i can roll butchji
my connection, but its impossible atm
My troll skills.
my personal performance in supply attack 1st stage
Nothing to improve.
the amount of sex I had in the last 3 month
how can you improve something you never had?
Parent
eh, Its even easier to increase smth you never had?
Parent
same thing
gotta say it,

your meal looks really 'delicious'
you serious? :D
Parent
no :D

i feel like going to toilet and puke a bit!
Parent
surely not :)!

How could I have time for crossfire if i would have a baby :O!?

I dont even have enough time for it atm:O
Parent
Hehe, when the baby sleeps you can go refresh ;)
Parent
dont want to be the girl who gets baby before she has finished her school, got a good job and has a stable home by herself ;)
Parent
dont think anyone wants that ^^
Parent
talking about your own experience?:D
Parent
nah but there is a show called 'teenmoms' in belgium. & there are girls 14-17 being a mom & it sucks pretty hard for them :P
Parent
mm. well.
yesterday i read from news that they are making condoms for 12 year old guys.
maybe that keeps some of the not wanted kids away.
eventough kids are really sweet, you shouldnt have them before you are ready for it ;)
Parent
for 12 yo?? lulz, they prob dont even know why that thingy down in the pants is for :D
Parent
probably :D

Sick thing imo :D

but well, Switzerland has them, now also England wants them :P!

Guess they will be hot stuff soon.
12 years old kids walking around condoms in their hands, without knowing what other use does it have than big waterballoon.
Parent
thought same about waterballon, dont really know if any 12 yo boy got any expirience about that stuffs xD
Parent
I know one guy whos soon 18 and still thinks condoms are meant for big waterballoons.

Some guys never grow up:(
Parent
hah lol, depends ye on the guys, but well cant deny i didnt had some fun with it too at school :D
Parent
I have never had that fun I think :(!

Rather with the real waterballoons exploding in my hands:(!

But I heard from somewhere that condoms can handle like 10 liters of water or something.
Parent
well didnt really went to the limits, but i think it can handle quite alot of water and doesnt smash so fast if u throw it someone in the face :P
Parent
Ouch. To the face. Must hurt alot:(
Parent
well it was funny, since it splash on ur head, but doesnt broke and u dont get wet, so sometimes was really fun to see that xd
Parent
some boys are born ready.
Parent
Like you:)?
Parent
More like AL1 =)
Parent
i can make u a baby
Parent
o.O

bet my bf wouldn't like it!
Parent
o.O

bet you don't have a bf!
Parent
bet you dont have a gf.

oh wait. forgot.
Your hand :)!

but sadly also he left you :(
Parent
My hand is well loyal
Parent
sadly its a male hand.

so have fun with your boyfriend:)!
Parent
took you 2 days to write an smart reply? NICE
late reply ftw
Parent
for some reason, i dont nerd around at crossfire everyday.

why would that be?

oh i know, its because i have real life as well, not only e-life :)
Parent
my talking skills
your voice sounds a bit female and robotic but still you talk almost decently :):)
Parent
my ET skills, i love to play in EC one day.
Nothing, I'm the best. Everywhere I go I successfully troll
no you don't, you stupid noob
Parent
in ET or generally speaking?
hand out monitors that punch you if you cheat :<
Parent
Everything.
play with com_maxfps 125 then change it to 71
I want to improve kindness on ET, I keep doing 3hs on all of my opponents, they cant even play normal.
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