my nose ejaculated

by Reky • 12 Apr 2010, 09:45 • Journals
wtf , my nose is so congested , everytime i blow my nose its like my nose ejaculated yellow sperm

just thought id share! and i STILL have work tonight =<<< what are you xfireers up to?

edit : my nose is congested because im sick you fucking trolls -.-
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Loekino 12 Apr 2010, 10:46
thats nasty you weird ass gejja maltard
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Reky 12 Apr 2010, 10:50
erdahuli
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Loekino 12 Apr 2010, 10:51
i dont speak weird sea language :S
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HellHammer 12 Apr 2010, 10:48
Sorry, I came in your nose while you were sleeping. I didnt know it would incovenience you in that way.
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Reky 12 Apr 2010, 10:51
its ok , im sorry i prolapsed your mom's anus.
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HellHammer 12 Apr 2010, 10:52
you are forgiven son
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Krii 12 Apr 2010, 10:48
ejaculate on your keyboard
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cure 12 Apr 2010, 10:55
dont sniff youre own sperm then :)
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applesauce 12 Apr 2010, 11:08
You should try to put it back into your penis, where it belongs..
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Reky 12 Apr 2010, 11:20
actually sperm goes in the balls
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applesauce 12 Apr 2010, 11:31
I know its produced in the balls..
But when it comes out it comes out of the penis ;D
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Imperial 12 Apr 2010, 11:55
Hi im 8 years old and what are you talking about?
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applesauce 12 Apr 2010, 12:18
Age: 22 ( 20 July 1987 ) :o
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Imperial 12 Apr 2010, 13:12
I was suggesting that it is kinda gross to discuss that here >.<
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applesauce 12 Apr 2010, 15:13
oh ok :)
but its just biology ^^
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Nub 12 Apr 2010, 11:11
back from school, back in 2 hours :S
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pupupup 12 Apr 2010, 11:26
I have had the same for couple of days. >.>
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senn 12 Apr 2010, 12:07
If you're sperm is yellow, go see a doctor.

White, ok. White with a slight shade of yellow, ok. Any yellower than that, not ok.
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Jonasty 12 Apr 2010, 12:55
SUP WITH YELLOW SPERM?
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Fizmo1337 12 Apr 2010, 13:17
what about green sperm?
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decem 12 Apr 2010, 13:19
little piss with the sperm = cool
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TEKN0 12 Apr 2010, 12:17
pic or gtfo!
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m1ke 12 Apr 2010, 13:19
stop doing drugs!
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RazZaH 12 Apr 2010, 13:32
you have to wank more

your body is filled with sperm that it comes out of your nose.

not gooooood mkay ?
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strN 12 Apr 2010, 13:34
had that too
but it came through the mouth :D
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Suyodhana 12 Apr 2010, 13:39
xD
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strN 12 Apr 2010, 13:45
had to cough and suddenly this shit came out =D
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Suyodhana 12 Apr 2010, 13:47
Peter Pan swallows... :B
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mini 12 Apr 2010, 13:59
Haha I was just picking my nose :)
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Saevio 12 Apr 2010, 14:15
Yellow nosesperm -> You got a bacteria infection prolly a cold, so you'll be good with some antibiotica
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Burneddi 12 Apr 2010, 15:23
Or a cup of warm tea and some rest?
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Saevio 13 Apr 2010, 10:27
How about both ;)
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