the english!

Hai,

when do the United Kingdom realise they are driving on the wrong lane?
their cars also got the steering wheel at the right side! omg!

greetings from Bratwurstking Germany w0nd3r
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europeans drive on the right side because napolean was left handed so he wanted to be on the right so he could duel using his strong arm if he was ambushed

so you are still getting pwnd by that gay french midget :DD
And how is driving on the right side getting pwned? :[]
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still taking orders from a long dead midget who spoke french
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an american asked me why we drive on the left side of the road once i said

"well we tried driving down the middle."
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Say it ain't so! :_<
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im a lefty too :<
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napoleon was awesome
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just watched allo.allo.s01e01.dvdrip.xvid

what a fucking coincidence. :))))))))))
they need euro !

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We are better than you thats why
i dont get how they can have the gear shift on the left side :s
i don't get how you can have it on the right side, Im left handed so its natural!
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people get used to it, either one or the other way.

did you ever try to jam the brakes with your other leg?
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when driving fast through the mountains or something i'd use left foot braking, WRC style! not that i'd be going that fast in my 1.4l focus :D
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isnt the gear shift in the middle? :D
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ofc but left side of the driver -.-'
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then u should of sayd that on the left side of the driver not that the gear shift is on the left side :D
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I seriously hope you're joking . . .
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me ? joke? nonono?
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what we do is right what you do is wrong that will always be the case especially with germany
we have the Autobahns
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i thought what you did was left?
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Germany is taking over the whole of Europe again :< UK is next!
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gearbox on the left, that makes it natural for the wheel to be on the right hand side... /care about what side of the road, it's all the same
as if england is the only nation they`re driving at the left side
the only one in europe, and since europe is the centre of political-, cultural-, mental- and whatever diversity in the world all other 3rd world developing countries who may drive on the wrong side are totally unimportant for this topic! k? :)
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in ireland on the left side also..
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yes i know, but they are like england anyway :D
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When I was in London 2 weeks ago, i´d say atleast 3 times I was very close to getting killed while crossing a street.. It´s fucking dangerous there!
hate london
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London hates you
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was driving a british car one... fkin hard with the gearshift on the left but i think they'll say the same about our gearshift on the right...

BUT:
British PIMPs dont look as cool with their right arm out the window as the european PIMPs who have their left arm out of the window!
no one looks cool with there hand out the window dont matter what side you drive on its faggish
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If you see someone with a BMW 325TDm what do you think who looks "cooler", the guy with his arm out the right window or the left window?
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i would think the cars cool no matter what side but id still think the guy putting his arm out is faggish
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im guessing youd be that faggish guy if you werent so poor :P
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Well, I wouldn't say im poor, its just that an 18-year old doesnt need such a "big" car. Espeacially not since im still going to school.

After my brother crashed our Ford Focus ST i bought myself an Opel Astra (10 y/o) which is perfect.
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im taking the piss
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leave the poor fucker alone ya poof >D
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shut your homo face :D
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love you to babe :D
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WAT WAT WAT
focus st kaputt?!? DER SCHÖNE WAGEN!

UND DANN EINEN OPEL ASTRA KAUFEN?
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jo. Mein Bruder hat den "geelchtestet".
Hat sich bei Tempo 90 4 mal überschlagen.
Eigenverschulden.

tja, 350N/m sind hald nichts für schwachsinnige, aber mein Dad wollte mir nicht glauben und machte den Focus zu nem Bruder/Bruder-Auto.
Das hat er davon
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hats dein br0 wenigstens gut überstanden?
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Once upon a time .....

When the world was a more hostile place people passed each other on their right (i.e. walked, rode horses etc. on the left of whatever path / highway they were travelling on) so that should a fight occur they had their potential enemy on their right, their sword arm.

Napoleon, being an egotistical, and more importantly left handed, short person, decided Frenchies should pass on their left, i.e. walk / ride horses on the right.

As Napoleon managed to conquer most of Europe at the time horse-drawn carriages etc. were becoming more used this system was adopted throughout most of Europe.

The Brits, being never conquered by the little squirt, carried on using the left hand lane, as is only right and proper.

The Yanks adopted the Europeon way mostly as an "up yours" to Britain when establishing their independence.

And there endeth today's lesson :)
so you still dont trust each other and walk on the left so you can defend yourselves?
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Well actually Napoleon wasn't short, that's a myth. He was around average height for that time.
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english always have to act special, attention whores
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