golden crossfire rules

(if you are easily offended and take things way too seriously, I'd suggest you give this page a miss)

1. Do not abuse the Crossfire Journal feature. It says "What's on your mind?"...not "What are you currently doing every 25 minutes of your life".

2. Do not become a fan of Crossfire Journals that don't apply to you. People are just going to laugh when you are commenting on crossfire journals such as 'I love morning sex' or 'Unexpected blowjobs' when you are still clearly a virgin.

3. Do not comment your own comments or photos otherwise I think people are going to think you're a little bit sad. Although, that's my opinion.

4. Do not send silly random pics. Yes...we are very grateful you considered sending us a kitten or a hug...but how about sending me something in real life?

5. Do not post attention seeking statuses. This includes making up stories such as your grandmother falling down the stairs or maybe you lost your arm while driving a car to get people to comment and like your status.

6. Do not post indirect, subliminal journals. If you are in love with 'him' and 'he' is constantly on your mind, do us all a freaking favour and tell him for heaven's sake! This includes b***hing about someone without writing the person's name. We all want to know who the d**khead is thank you very much.

7. Do not, if you have Crossfire on your mobile, post a photo of everything you eat or cook during your daily adventures.

8. Do not add someone, then post "Sorry...random comment!" on the walls. You clearly thought that person was nice looking or making a funnieh joke...but you shouldn't be replying to people you don't know anyway.

9. Do not have false middle names. You are not 'James Bedrock Goldstone' or 'Mandy JustinBieber Riddles'.

10. Do not put an a in your name (such as 'aRuler') just to appear first on your friend's buddylist.

11. Do not link all your friends in a 'supposedly funny' photo you discovered on Google Images.

12. Do not have false profile pictures. It's an insult to make us think you're a Pokémon.

13. Do not ask people to comment or 'like' your photos of yourself. I refuse to explain myself with this one.

14. Do not have your current game status set to "It's complicated". If your busy is so damned complicated that you have to identify it as such on your crossfire profile, get the hell off crossfire and go fix your facebook.

15. Do not import your 'tweets' from Twitter. If we wanted to read your tweets...we would have Twitter accounts wouldn't we?
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gtfo nerd
Log the fuck out!
"4. Do not send silly random pics."

Fuck you, I love those.
Sounds like sock.
quite hipocritical, ur the one taking this way too seriously.
image: pedobear-boobquake

16. Make sure to post random pics!
FULL OF WIN
Parent
full of toiletpaper, more likely
Parent
my profile pic is not fake, fuck you
mine isn't either
Parent
So, you replaced Facebook with Crossfire?.... Get the fuck outta here.
this isnt facebook dude
Was gonna say the same
Parent
rule 34 - all that matters
this isn't facebook dude
You are so retarded.
so did you just go through and replace the word facebook with crossfire?
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