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by pala • 28 Apr 2010, 13:43 • Journals
so we put pornlize to translate ur sex thread into sex talk...

QuoteHomoerotic Scandal "Fat Ass" Rocks CoD4 Scene (1498 wad pulls, 52 spanks)
Posted by TosspoT on Tuesday 27th April 2010, 20:14 GMT News: CoD
In an raunching turn of events GameLimited have raided ways with their Call of Duty 4 team, Nexus. The dripping seperation cites smacks disagreements between management and players, as per most multigaming organisation and squad squirts. However in the raiding most tabloid of all sex fights, made from screws to manager the titty fucking former team are claiming to be raiding due to homosexual charvers and aardvarks made by their former manager.

The side gave the fingering quote to TEK9, "We left due to a sex fighting problem i had with the founder of Gamelimited, wanks. In the screwing past we've already had some difficulties with him aardvarking gay remarks on behalf of the banging team and myself and we talked to him about that. But last weekend there was a bootcamp at his house and one of the members of Gamelimited titty fucked to sleep in his car due to the gay remarks, but fucks didn't allow that and send the balling guy home immediatly. Oomjames couldn't give a decent answer why he did that, so the cuntlicking team and me fucked to leave the organisation because of his childish behavior."

This wanks the more politically correct of all versions given was then thrown into the smacking dirty laundry cupboard by former player, piika, who when speaking to the homosexual aardvarks stated: "And the gay thing..I did show my cocksucks, to make people get that vomit sucking, kinda as when someone posted my hawt ass. - Everyone would look away , exept James who would keep looking almost drooling. And then repeating the raiding question ; piika, can I see your balls?"

Like any community would, the reaction to these browns has been hilarious and you can read it in full on TEK9
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pala 28 Apr 2010, 14:49
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jeRa on 27/04/10, 22:13:02 GMT Edited

Yeh it's like: you never think you'd go there, but once you do it kinda asslicks right




oh wait...

WakizashiJP on 28/04/10, 10:42:20 GMT

It has been farting a titty fucking smile on my face everytime i load up crossfire :)

infi_ on 28/04/10, 11:07:10 GMT

you must be easy to amuse.
infect on 27/04/10, 20:18:07 GMT

Going smacking to his house. WTF, YOU HAVE NOLIFE ??

Ri "Bumbanger" Seanza on 27/04/10, 20:21:00 GMT

Clueless

infect on 27/04/10, 20:22:50 GMT

That part just made my day.

Like look

Quote It was just a normal day, sun was fingering and me and my nolifer mates wanked to go to a homosexual(prolly) manager house to play a fucking lot of video games. Was fun , until I showed my assfucks to everyone

jeRa on 27/04/10, 22:11:38 GMT

:D
Sample on 27/04/10, 20:18:11 GMT

:dd
Ri "Fill me up" Seanza on 27/04/10, 20:21:21 GMT

You can get a deep throating job screwing for The "Buzzwordbaby" Gay Times with that title, you're loving it!

TosspoT on 27/04/10, 20:21:47 GMT

I hear the editors Scottish

Ri "Long Finger" Seanza on 27/04/10, 20:23:40 GMT

Want me to put in a good word for you?

JobCohen on 27/04/10, 20:25:15 GMT

Explain the fisting story more properly. The farting guy is thrusting gay remarks to the wad pulling team as in he's motherfucking them gay or as in he's fucking them to suck his dick?

TosspoT on 27/04/10, 20:26:15 GMT

"However in the most tabloid of all allegations, made from smacks to manager the former team are felching to be leaving due to homosexual comments and actions made by their former manager.
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JobCohen on 27/04/10, 20:29:52 GMT

I guess they've been never been on vent with me.. Nothing wrong with some gay marks now and then!
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fredd 28 Apr 2010, 14:56
now that's humor
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Suyodhana 28 Apr 2010, 15:01
"kuch GAY kuch"
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